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New Piranha 3D poster gets its grill all up in your face

Jun. 22, 2010by: George Merchan
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In case you forgot that Alexandre Aja's PIRANHA 3D was, you know, in 3D... well, Dimension is sure as shit reminding you by putting its fishy terror up close and personal with a whole bunch of needless text in its latest one sheet. Hey, when your movie has "3D" in the title, we don't need it in the tagline either. But, maybe I'm the fool for asking for subtlety from a movie with killer fish and boobs.

PIRANHA 3D will leap at your face come August 20th.

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Extra Tidbit: Radiohead's "Weird Fishes" came on just as I was writing this. Oh, Universe, you're so funny.
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9:42AM on 06/23/2010

Vicious Fishes

I wonder how good they are as Sushi?
I wonder how good they are as Sushi?
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1:49AM on 06/23/2010

Radiohead reference!!

The only modern band that its safe to say is ahead of their time. Way ahead. If you dont care for them your grandchildren will. Weird fishes is one of the best songs on that album:) Btw, Piranha's the kind of flick that truly warrants the 3D treatment.
The only modern band that its safe to say is ahead of their time. Way ahead. If you dont care for them your grandchildren will. Weird fishes is one of the best songs on that album:) Btw, Piranha's the kind of flick that truly warrants the 3D treatment.
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11:12PM on 06/22/2010
This should be fun. Can't wait to see Kelly Brook in 3D.
This should be fun. Can't wait to see Kelly Brook in 3D.
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11:08PM on 06/22/2010

Just What the Summer Needs!

Can't wait for this! Could be the most fun at the movies I've had in a long time.
Can't wait for this! Could be the most fun at the movies I've had in a long time.
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11:04PM on 06/22/2010
I basically dig this movie already.

Sexy ladies, blood, gore, and a fun R rated time.
I basically dig this movie already.

Sexy ladies, blood, gore, and a fun R rated time.
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10:24PM on 06/22/2010
At the very least this film is asking not to take it seriously. I like that....a lot. Finally, a movie this summer built on low expectations.
At the very least this film is asking not to take it seriously. I like that....a lot. Finally, a movie this summer built on low expectations.
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9:26PM on 06/22/2010
even though Mirrors sucked ass I still have high hopes for this bad boy...don't fail me, Aja!
even though Mirrors sucked ass I still have high hopes for this bad boy...don't fail me, Aja!
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9:21PM on 06/22/2010
Possibly the only 3D movie worth watching this year.
Possibly the only 3D movie worth watching this year.
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9:18PM on 06/22/2010
A 3D movie set mostly in water sounds like an amazing idea. We'll see how it turns out though.
A 3D movie set mostly in water sounds like an amazing idea. We'll see how it turns out though.
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