New Piranha 3D poster gets its grill all up in your face
In case you forgot that Alexandre Aja's PIRANHA 3D was, you know, in 3D... well, Dimension is sure as shit reminding you by putting its fishy terror up close and personal with a whole bunch of needless text in its latest one sheet. Hey, when your movie has "3D" in the title, we don't need it in the tagline either. But, maybe I'm the fool for asking for subtlety from a movie with killer fish and boobs.
PIRANHA 3D will leap at your face come August 20th.
|Extra Tidbit:||Radiohead's "Weird Fishes" came on just as I was writing this. Oh, Universe, you're so funny.|