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New poster for Disney's Secretariat is about as basic as you can get
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by: George Merchan Sep. 1, 2010


I think in a case like this, I would actually prefer floating heads. Floating horse heads. The latest poster for SECRETARIAT is below, and it is one Plain Jane of a one sheet if I ever saw one.

I'm also going to guess that this film will make me wanna cry like a little bitch. Touching, inspirational films about animals - particularly horses - for some reason manipulate me in just the right way (e.g. HIDALGO). And it's a Disney movie to boot. So yeah, it'll definitely turn me into a blubbering vagina. *sigh*

SECRETARIAT impossibly races into hearts everywhere on October 8th.

Synopsis: Based on the remarkable true story, SECRETARIAT chronicles the spectacular journey of the 1973 Triple Crown winner. Housewife and mother Penny Chenery (Diane Lane) agrees to take over her ailing father’s Virginia-based Meadow Stables, despite her lack of horse-racing knowledge. Against all odds, Chenery—with the help of veteran trainer Lucien Laurin (John Malkovich)—manages to navigate the male-dominated business, ultimately fostering the first Triple Crown winner in 25 years and what may be the greatest racehorse of all time.

Source: JoBlo.com

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JAYROCK
5:16PM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Déjà vu !
The movie looks Déjà vu but it could be a great familly movie ..
The movie looks Déjà vu but it could be a great familly movie ..
 
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hunter21291
4:07PM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I work at a movie theater
And I can't wait to hear all of the dumbasses that come up to the box office and say, "Can I get one for Secretary?" or "Can I get one for Socratariat?"
And I can't wait to hear all of the dumbasses that come up to the box office and say, "Can I get one for Secretary?" or "Can I get one for Socratariat?"
 
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razgriz21
1:52PM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
The movie looks lame.
The movie looks lame.
 
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The_Soloist
11:27AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Could be a lot better, but this is Disney we are talking about, so everything they do is a positive for me.
Could be a lot better, but this is Disney we are talking about, so everything they do is a positive for me.
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hunter21291
4:06PM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
[link]
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ElderPredator
11:02AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hmmm...
Would have preferred Diane Lane in a hot one-piece red bikini sitting on top of the horse and winking at the camera but we can't have everything can we.
Would have preferred Diane Lane in a hot one-piece red bikini sitting on top of the horse and winking at the camera but we can't have everything can we.
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hunter21291
4:05PM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
That'll be Josh Brolin's copy.
That'll be Josh Brolin's copy.
 
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Lil Sco Rizzle
10:23AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
HAHAHA LOL ROFLCOPTER
TheWalrus's comment is the funniest fucking thing i ever saw!
TheWalrus's comment is the funniest fucking thing i ever saw!
 
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bigpoppa1124
10:19AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Favorite Horse Movie
Zoo :)
Zoo :)
 
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RyFranzese24
9:48AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hidalgo, for sure!
Hidalgo, for sure!
 
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Tyson J.
9:37AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
We certainly have ONE horse on that picture.
We certainly have ONE horse on that picture.
 
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nerd85
9:30AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I kinda like it.
I'm sick of these over-shopped, over-stylized posters. They never make me want to see the movie any more or less than I already would. This movie looks terrible, but the poster is tasteful.
I'm sick of these over-shopped, over-stylized posters. They never make me want to see the movie any more or less than I already would. This movie looks terrible, but the poster is tasteful.
 
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schwarzgerät
8:29AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
All I can tell from that poster is that it's about a horse that becomes a masked, crime-fighting vigilante. Does the horse have super-powers or is it just really athletic, like Batman?
All I can tell from that poster is that it's about a horse that becomes a masked, crime-fighting vigilante. Does the horse have super-powers or is it just really athletic, like Batman?
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MrOperator
4:32PM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Gold Jerry, gold!!
Gold Jerry, gold!!
 
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TheWalrus
8:20AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Extra Tidbit
Sex and the City. First one, not the sequel.
Sex and the City. First one, not the sequel.
 
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Dr.Frankenstein
6:21AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
1st off-remember this is an ADVANCED version-always a watered down version of sorts for the given film. probably will add background = POW! it comes alive! when doing up the One Sheet?

Works for me,if that's the case?
1st off-remember this is an ADVANCED version-always a watered down version of sorts for the given film. probably will add background = POW! it comes alive! when doing up the One Sheet?

Works for me,if that's the case?
 
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BraynDedd
5:48AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Fuck Disney.
Fuck Disney.
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The_Soloist
11:26AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Fuck You. Disney is awesome.
Fuck You. Disney is awesome.
 
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Terminal_83
5:40AM on 09/01/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wow that's just about a generic as it gets, isn't it?
Wow that's just about a generic as it gets, isn't it?
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