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New Teeth poster

06.17.2008

Empire have a brand new poster for the controversial movie TEETH. And it's pretty cool, but in my opinion, a terrible piece of advertising. I mean how many of you really would have looked at this and thought you were looking at a poster for a movie? And we're hardcore movie geeks. Right? That's what I think anyway.

If you haven't heard, this is the infamous movie where a chick has teeth in her vagina. IMDb lists it as "comedy" and "horror". And I guess that's a direction to take the subject material, but I'm sure there's a superhero story in there somewhere. Check the poster out HERE.
Extra Tidbit: If you cover the top two thirds of the poster with your hands it kind of looks like a killer ant. Yeah, the extra tidbits have really gone downhill on my watch.
Source: Empire

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1:30PM on 06/18/2008

Meh

This was such a disappointment of a film. Could've been done so much better but the tone was all wrong. As soon as you here the ridiculous score come in in the first 5 minutes, you know something went wrong. Shouldve just gone for a straight forward crazy drama. Get Takashi Miike on it and he wouldve knocked it out. And that brother from Nip/Tuck was HORRIBLE in this!!
This was such a disappointment of a film. Could've been done so much better but the tone was all wrong. As soon as you here the ridiculous score come in in the first 5 minutes, you know something went wrong. Shouldve just gone for a straight forward crazy drama. Get Takashi Miike on it and he wouldve knocked it out. And that brother from Nip/Tuck was HORRIBLE in this!!
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11:33PM on 06/17/2008

A poster release? Why are you telling us?

I'm sorry I don't understand why this is news. The movie has been out on DVD for months. It seems like a waste of space here & it is not at all news. Besides that the movie is cringe worthy and for all the wrong reasons. Skip this snore-fest & telling us another poster is released for a film that no one cares about seems an awful lot like Advertising. I realize you have to support the site but c'mon, the popup's and screen covering Ads are pushing us pretty far.
I'm sorry I don't understand why this is news. The movie has been out on DVD for months. It seems like a waste of space here & it is not at all news. Besides that the movie is cringe worthy and for all the wrong reasons. Skip this snore-fest & telling us another poster is released for a film that no one cares about seems an awful lot like Advertising. I realize you have to support the site but c'mon, the popup's and screen covering Ads are pushing us pretty far.
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9:59PM on 06/17/2008

AVOID

SUGARONTOP pretty much hit the nail on the head. Though I wasn't offended peronally, this was still in the top 5 WORST movies that I've seen all year. The only redeeming quality was the actress in the main role who played it fairly well. Other that that this movie was toilet paper, don't waste your time.
SUGARONTOP pretty much hit the nail on the head. Though I wasn't offended peronally, this was still in the top 5 WORST movies that I've seen all year. The only redeeming quality was the actress in the main role who played it fairly well. Other that that this movie was toilet paper, don't waste your time.
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2:48PM on 06/17/2008

Bite Back

This movie was horrible: bad editing, laughable acting, even worse premise.

As a woman viewer, I find it over the top that every single man in the film wanted to rape or degrade her. I had hoped male viewers would be equally as irritated, seeing as they are all portrayed as ambulatory genitalia running about the town seeking to rape anything in a skirt.

Just horrible, even if viewed as parody, as camp, or as some sort of social commentary that does nothing but reinforce the same old
This movie was horrible: bad editing, laughable acting, even worse premise.

As a woman viewer, I find it over the top that every single man in the film wanted to rape or degrade her. I had hoped male viewers would be equally as irritated, seeing as they are all portrayed as ambulatory genitalia running about the town seeking to rape anything in a skirt.

Just horrible, even if viewed as parody, as camp, or as some sort of social commentary that does nothing but reinforce the same old stereotypes.

Oh, and if this is the "best" film anyone has seen this year, then you really need to get out more, do a bit more research, expand your horizons.

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2:15PM on 06/17/2008
Just saw this on DVD as well. Def recommend to see. The very end was priceless, think we'll get a sequel?
Just saw this on DVD as well. Def recommend to see. The very end was priceless, think we'll get a sequel?
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12:31PM on 06/17/2008
That's what I said, I'd love to see a super hero movie sequel to this. The villain could be a neo-Nazi lesbian.
That's what I said, I'd love to see a super hero movie sequel to this. The villain could be a neo-Nazi lesbian.
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11:37AM on 06/17/2008
i saw this in the theater back in February...then it was released on DVD...now back in theaters? weird.
i saw this in the theater back in February...then it was released on DVD...now back in theaters? weird.
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9:10AM on 06/17/2008
This was one of the best films Ive seen this year; too bad it was only released on dvd. Ive been telling everyone I know to buy this film. Im assuming it was the subject matter which banned it theatrically or the Weinsteins did another cash-n-grab. But what a great date night movie this couldve been; scary, funny and just out right absurd. This wouldve been the biggest hit since SCREAM
This was one of the best films Ive seen this year; too bad it was only released on dvd. Ive been telling everyone I know to buy this film. Im assuming it was the subject matter which banned it theatrically or the Weinsteins did another cash-n-grab. But what a great date night movie this couldve been; scary, funny and just out right absurd. This wouldve been the biggest hit since SCREAM
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8:44AM on 06/17/2008

Kick Ass

The movie is pretty kick ass and there's tons of gore. I didn't know if I should laugh or cry half the time though - it's hard to laugh when a girl's vagina bites off a guys penis, squats down to 'spit' it back out and his dog then proceeds to eat it!
The movie is pretty kick ass and there's tons of gore. I didn't know if I should laugh or cry half the time though - it's hard to laugh when a girl's vagina bites off a guys penis, squats down to 'spit' it back out and his dog then proceeds to eat it!
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