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No one is topless is these new stills from Burlesque

Jul. 1, 2010by:

Stanley Tucci, why would you be in a movie like BURLESQUE?

From the looks of these new stills, this movie looks like across between GLITTER, SHOWGIRLS sans boobs, and a shitty version of CHICAGO. Sorry to judge so early, but I can't help myself. The plot even plays out like a Journey song, "A small-town girl ventures to Los Angeles and finds her place in a neo-burlesque club run by a former dancer." She took the midnight train going anywhere. Steve Perry deserves better.

This is Steve Antin's second directorial effort, the first being GLASS HOUSE 2: THE GOOD MOTHER. The cast also features a bunch of people that probably had nothing else better to do. Christina Aguilera, Cher, Kristen Bell, Stanley Tucci, Eric Dane, Cam Gigandet, Alan Cumming, and Julianne Hough will be starring. I like Cumming as well, but I can see why he might be drawn to this. There is no excuse for Bell who should fire her agent immediately. Cher has proved to be a decent actress, but this is just like CENTER STAGE or COYOTE UGLY. Something else 15-year old girls can log into their favorites.

Maybe you think Christina Aguilera is hot, if so check out the pics below.

Extra Tidbit: Seriously, Kristen Bell, really? Next thing you know we'll see her in a M. Night Shyamalan film. Zing!
Source: Reel Movie News

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10:59AM on 07/02/2010

as far as mummified corpses go

Cher look surprisingly lifelike.
Cher look surprisingly lifelike.
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4:26AM on 07/02/2010
As a huge fan of both Stanley Tucci and musicals, this film looks to be right up my alley. I hope it's good - I'm definitely looking forward to it!
As a huge fan of both Stanley Tucci and musicals, this film looks to be right up my alley. I hope it's good - I'm definitely looking forward to it!
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10:09PM on 07/01/2010

The worst bit of these photos

You can very, very, very obviously tell that Cher is softly lit as to hide her age and lines. Don't believe me? Look at them again. The lighting, the softness... hell, everything... is different in terms of context of her face.
You can very, very, very obviously tell that Cher is softly lit as to hide her age and lines. Don't believe me? Look at them again. The lighting, the softness... hell, everything... is different in terms of context of her face.
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9:21PM on 07/01/2010
no thank you. even if it does have stanley tucci in it.
no thank you. even if it does have stanley tucci in it.
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8:38PM on 07/01/2010
At first I thought this movie is a sequel to Showgirls, hahaha. Will wait and see.
At first I thought this movie is a sequel to Showgirls, hahaha. Will wait and see.
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