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10.10.2013

I put the NSFW in here just in the off chance you're around spying eyes, as these new character posters for Lars Von Triers' NYMPHOMANIAC are certainly racy, arousing, and maybe even a little frightening. Either way it's a lot of skin and "O" face going on, so I wanted to give fair warning before you become the "office porn" guy/girl. We can't have that, now can we? The posters feature the stripped down cast of Von Trier's upcoming film, which chronicles "a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac recounts her erotic experiences to the man who saved her after a beating." The subject matter is certainly in the director's wheelhouse, as are the posters below.

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Looking at these posters, I'm reminded of what a killer cast Von Triers has for NYMPHOMANIAC. I'm not a huge fan of his work, but looking objectively he's got a great cast and he's staying well within the bounds of his somewhat depraved style, so it would appear that this is a slam dunk. I'm more intrigued to see this than I was to see his other films, if even for the voyeuristic aspect.

NYMPHOMANIAC opens on December 25, 2013 in Denmark, but does not have a U.S. release date yet.

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Extra Tidbit: Man, that one of Stellan Skarsgård is just frightening...

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4:20PM on 10/11/2013
Some of these posters make it look as if certain actors are on the john...and why the fuck is Stellan Skargard showing the most skin, lol?
Some of these posters make it look as if certain actors are on the john...and why the fuck is Stellan Skargard showing the most skin, lol?
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8:03AM on 10/11/2013
Everyone is young and has a pretty good body, yet we have to see every inch of Stellan's, thanks Lars
Everyone is young and has a pretty good body, yet we have to see every inch of Stellan's, thanks Lars
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3:15AM on 10/11/2013
I think they're playing "Jizz in My Pants" in the background while shooting this. :D
I think they're playing "Jizz in My Pants" in the background while shooting this. :D
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8:46PM on 10/10/2013
What is it about Lars Von Trier and him wanting to show us Willem Dafoe's O face?
What is it about Lars Von Trier and him wanting to show us Willem Dafoe's O face?
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6:13PM on 10/10/2013
Personally, I think that the actual photo shoot for these would have been hilarious.
Personally, I think that the actual photo shoot for these would have been hilarious.
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5:37PM on 10/10/2013

Stellan ... oh Stellan ...

You were in the 2 "okay" Pirates sequels.
You were in the 2 "okay" Pirates sequels.
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3:41PM on 10/10/2013
That's a little bit more of Stellan Skarsgard than I was wanting to see.
That's a little bit more of Stellan Skarsgard than I was wanting to see.
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3:24PM on 10/10/2013
These cannot be unseen. Except for Connie Nielsen's. I wouldn't mind seeing more that one.
These cannot be unseen. Except for Connie Nielsen's. I wouldn't mind seeing more that one.
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5:41PM on 10/10/2013
Lol, what's wrong with Charlotte Gainsbourg?
Lol, what's wrong with Charlotte Gainsbourg?
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3:21PM on 10/10/2013
I'm just gonna go douse myself in hand sanitizer. Those were creepy beyond words.
I'm just gonna go douse myself in hand sanitizer. Those were creepy beyond words.
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2:42PM on 10/10/2013
This is pretty funny! CHristian Slater looks so surprised and Nicolas Bro looks like he's about to explode, but Udo's made me laugh loud! Have to admit that these actors went all out with their O faces... except for Shia and that's no shock.
This is pretty funny! CHristian Slater looks so surprised and Nicolas Bro looks like he's about to explode, but Udo's made me laugh loud! Have to admit that these actors went all out with their O faces... except for Shia and that's no shock.
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1:53PM on 10/10/2013

Wow

Christian slater and udo's are hilarious
Christian slater and udo's are hilarious
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1:18PM on 10/10/2013
They make me want to rewatch Blankman.
They make me want to rewatch Blankman.
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1:08PM on 10/10/2013
theses posters scare me lol
theses posters scare me lol
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12:49PM on 10/10/2013

I hate SHIA ..but his poster looks kinda cool and artistic

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12:34PM on 10/10/2013

I think Udo is dead in his poster.

I need a copy of Connie's poster STAT!
I need a copy of Connie's poster STAT!
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12:28PM on 10/10/2013
Somehow, I don't think these will be hanging in the local theater...
Somehow, I don't think these will be hanging in the local theater...
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12:20PM on 10/10/2013
These are pretty funny. Wonder what they were told when they got these pics taken.
These are pretty funny. Wonder what they were told when they got these pics taken.
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12:19PM on 10/10/2013
Vinegar Strokes!!
Vinegar Strokes!!
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12:18PM on 10/10/2013
Udo is always creepy in any context'
Udo is always creepy in any context'
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12:15PM on 10/10/2013
Udo Kier's poster looks like he's about to have a stroke.
Udo Kier's poster looks like he's about to have a stroke.
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12:08PM on 10/10/2013
Bold. But I need 10 Connies to wash away 1 Stellan.
Bold. But I need 10 Connies to wash away 1 Stellan.
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12:03PM on 10/10/2013
I. Am. Traumatized.
I. Am. Traumatized.
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12:01PM on 10/10/2013

Scroll for the "O"

Where's the O?
Where's the O?
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