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Nutcracker action flick?
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by: Dave Davis Dec. 5, 2009

Seems like the key to getting a movie made now is to take something familiar -- and perhaps more importantly, in the public domain -- and put a "fresh" spin on it.

Like, say, an action version of the the Nutcracker ballet? Sure, whatever.

New Line has grabbed a pitch for just such a re-imagining of THE NUTCRACKER AND THE MOUSE KING, based on Tchaikovsky's famous music and E.T.A. Hoffman's dark fantasy story about a young girl whisked away to the Land of Toys to help her animated nutcracker defeat the seven-headed Mouse King. Okay, that's actually wild enough to make a trippy action flick...

The update comes from writer Darren Lante, who already played with fair-game fairy tales with Bryan Singer's project JACK THE GIANT KILLER and SHREK FOREVER AFTER.

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Extra Tidbit: All right... let's hear some clever taglines.

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SuperMarcey
4:34PM on 12/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
The Nutcracker should be a basis for a straight to DVD horror, now that I would wanna see!
The Nutcracker should be a basis for a straight to DVD horror, now that I would wanna see!
 
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J. Burton
11:59PM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"Based on a true story."
"Based on a true story."
 
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Heisenberg
8:47PM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"She stays pretty...He cracks nuts"
"She stays pretty...He cracks nuts"
 
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deja vu
2:40PM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"jawdropping!!" - Ben Lyons
"jawdropping!!" - Ben Lyons
 
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Cezar Pena
12:34PM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Tagline:
"This Xmas...go nuts!"
"This Xmas...go nuts!"
 
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andris
11:43AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
But what...
...happened to the already filmed Nutcracker movie with John Turturro?

Where is that!?
...happened to the already filmed Nutcracker movie with John Turturro?

Where is that!?
 
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AceholeO182
11:33AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"Chestnuts roasting on open gunfire..."



oh Christmas music :)
"Chestnuts roasting on open gunfire..."



oh Christmas music :)
 
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TarantinoDork
10:01AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Good role for the Dolph
I. Must. Break. Your nuts.
I. Must. Break. Your nuts.
 
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TarantinoDork
9:55AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Who Knows? Could Be Good
Christmas 1944 - US General Anthony McAuliffe, his men surrounded by the Nazis, freezing and faced with almost certain death...yelled one word at the enemy...'NUTS!'

The Nazis lost.

Christmas 2010 - We're Gonna Need Bigger Nuts.
Christmas 1944 - US General Anthony McAuliffe, his men surrounded by the Nazis, freezing and faced with almost certain death...yelled one word at the enemy...'NUTS!'

The Nazis lost.

Christmas 2010 - We're Gonna Need Bigger Nuts.
 
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jeanericuser
9:10AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
princess: "A rat with 7 heads? Is it male?"

People: "Yes it is male."

Princess: "Then I will use my nutcracker to bust its nuts. That will make certain it never comes back."
princess: "A rat with 7 heads? Is it male?"

People: "Yes it is male."

Princess: "Then I will use my nutcracker to bust its nuts. That will make certain it never comes back."
 
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Stranger496
7:09AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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This Christmas.....see anything else, but this.
This Christmas.....see anything else, but this.
 
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Red4
4:18AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
This is a line the young girl should say, and it should be used as a tagline: "A rat with 7 heads? All I need is ONE nutcracker."
This is a line the young girl should say, and it should be used as a tagline: "A rat with 7 heads? All I need is ONE nutcracker."
 
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GroundlessNFree
2:25AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Next Christmas...Zac Efron is...The Sugar Plum Fairy
Next Christmas...Zac Efron is...The Sugar Plum Fairy
 
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The_Soloist
2:07AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
My Tagline...
"This movie will make your nuts drop"



"This movie will make have your nuts glued to your seat"
"This movie will make your nuts drop"



"This movie will make have your nuts glued to your seat"
 
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buddha
1:30AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Taglines...
Balls to the wall action...



yule have a hairy good time...



a toy story with cajones.
Balls to the wall action...



yule have a hairy good time...



a toy story with cajones.
 
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DonkeysRAliens
1:25AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
This summer, get ready for a bullet ballet.

7 heads, 2 nuts, let's get crackin'.

He's replacing the tights for an AK-47.

and that's all I got
This summer, get ready for a bullet ballet.

7 heads, 2 nuts, let's get crackin'.

He's replacing the tights for an AK-47.

and that's all I got
 
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Backstabba
1:10AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"THIS... IS NOT... YOUR GRANDFATHERS NUTCRACKER"
"THIS... IS NOT... YOUR GRANDFATHERS NUTCRACKER"
 
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sneekyfox
12:55AM on 12/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
taglines:
"this year...hes coming..to crack some nuts"
"this year...hes coming..to crack some nuts"