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Oh good, a new Twilight book being written

03.31.2010

There's going to be another Twilight book, and therefore I predict an inevitable new TWILIGHT movie to add onto the pile of ECLIPSE and BREAKING DAWN part I and II. It’s called THE SECOND SHORT LIFE OF BREE TANNER, and it’s a “novella” that centers around a minor character from ECLIPSE.

Stephanie Meyer is reportedly “surprised” to discover she had another book in her. Yes, I’m sure that millions of dollars for more or less glorified fan-fiction has nothing to do with it. Here’s what she had to say on her site.

“I’m as surprised as anyone about this novella. When I began working on it in 2005, it was simply an exercise to help me examine the other side of Eclipse, which I was editing at the time, I thought it might end up as a short story that I could include on my website. Then, when work started on The Twilight Saga: The Official Guide, I thought the guide would be a good fit for my Bree story. However, the story grew longer than I anticipated, until it was too long to fit into the guide.”

In order to flesh out the character of Bree more in ECLIPSE, she handed the writers and David Slade manuscripts of the new book so they could develop her character more (again, surely for a spin-off film at some point). They had to burn the manuscripts afterward, because a leaked copy of a new Twilight book is the literal equivalent of the Holy Grail for a generation of teenage girls. Let’s hope it accidentally falls down a bottomless chasm LAST CRUSADE style.

Extra Tidbit: Why can't this be J.K. Rowling announcing a new Potter book?
Source: StephanieMeyer

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6:57PM on 04/02/2010
nobody in the fuckin world should put "twilight" and "vampire" in the same sentence.the faggot wannabe "vampires" in this movie dont wanna suck all of the blood from every human they see,they wanna complain about their problems.somebody needs to put a wooden steak through the whore that wrote this shitty series.
nobody in the fuckin world should put "twilight" and "vampire" in the same sentence.the faggot wannabe "vampires" in this movie dont wanna suck all of the blood from every human they see,they wanna complain about their problems.somebody needs to put a wooden steak through the whore that wrote this shitty series.
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7:49AM on 04/01/2010
Twilight and its fans make me feel ashamed of being a woman.
Twilight and its fans make me feel ashamed of being a woman.
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12:40AM on 04/01/2010
Oh that's soothing to know. Another sissy vampire flick is on its way. More reasons for new teenage "heart-throbs" to remove their shirts and show their sixpacks to a bunch of horny teenage girls at the cinema.
Oh that's soothing to know. Another sissy vampire flick is on its way. More reasons for new teenage "heart-throbs" to remove their shirts and show their sixpacks to a bunch of horny teenage girls at the cinema.
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11:11PM on 03/31/2010
I find it ironic that every time there is a post about Twilight stuff, it consistently ranks in the most popular posts on here.
I find it ironic that every time there is a post about Twilight stuff, it consistently ranks in the most popular posts on here.
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10:57PM on 03/31/2010
I liked it when vampires were respected, feared, burn in the sunlight and didnt still go to highschool.
I liked it when vampires were respected, feared, burn in the sunlight and didnt still go to highschool.
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9:29PM on 03/31/2010
Why can't there be more movies like "An American Werewolves in London" or at least "Interview with a Vampire? these days?
Why can't there be more movies like "An American Werewolves in London" or at least "Interview with a Vampire? these days?
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8:37PM on 03/31/2010
It should be a sin, this overwhelming feeling of joy within me.
It should be a sin, this overwhelming feeling of joy within me.
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8:19PM on 03/31/2010
I prefer the good ol' days when vampires filled their purpose. Being scary, that is.
I prefer the good ol' days when vampires filled their purpose. Being scary, that is.
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7:59PM on 03/31/2010
Calm down everyone. It's ok. The girls have their Twilight movie and we have....... The Expendables.
Calm down everyone. It's ok. The girls have their Twilight movie and we have....... The Expendables.
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7:53PM on 03/31/2010

The Twilight Saga: Bree Banner

I second the J.K. Rowling tidbit and ofcourse they're gonna keep writing twilight books it's a fucking cash cow and this new book looks like a start of a twilight spin-off.
I second the J.K. Rowling tidbit and ofcourse they're gonna keep writing twilight books it's a fucking cash cow and this new book looks like a start of a twilight spin-off.
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5:59PM on 03/31/2010

hahahaha,

seen the pillows? this bitches gravy train aint gonna stop unless you tie up all the females at home on opening night, then the movie will bomb and thats the end of it, but seeing as that cant happen hopefully all the guys can be whiney enough so that you wong get draged to see this shit and cut the gross in half. haaaahahahaha, imagine a melodramatic video game. hahaha
seen the pillows? this bitches gravy train aint gonna stop unless you tie up all the females at home on opening night, then the movie will bomb and thats the end of it, but seeing as that cant happen hopefully all the guys can be whiney enough so that you wong get draged to see this shit and cut the gross in half. haaaahahahaha, imagine a melodramatic video game. hahaha
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5:47PM on 03/31/2010
Can Stephanie Meyer please go and live in a cave on some desert island so we don't have to hear from her again? K, tks.
Can Stephanie Meyer please go and live in a cave on some desert island so we don't have to hear from her again? K, tks.
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5:20PM on 03/31/2010
ridiculous
ridiculous
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3:14PM on 03/31/2010

New merchandise

I heard that they are releasing a new tampon of Robert Pattinson saying "I want to suck your blood"
I heard that they are releasing a new tampon of Robert Pattinson saying "I want to suck your blood"
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2:40PM on 03/31/2010
More Twilight is a good thing. All you Twilight haters can go screw yourselves.
More Twilight is a good thing. All you Twilight haters can go screw yourselves.
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1:45PM on 03/31/2010

What does any of this have to do with movies?

Stop being queer and just post movie related things.
Stop being queer and just post movie related things.
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4:58PM on 03/31/2010
not that im a Twilight fan or anything, but the article author forgot to mention that they are opting to make it into a movie if the actress who plays it's main character does well in the Eclipse.
not that im a Twilight fan or anything, but the article author forgot to mention that they are opting to make it into a movie if the actress who plays it's main character does well in the Eclipse.
5:54PM on 03/31/2010
if rowling wrote another potter book you think it will pop up here? i bet you do, and what is the reason for that? dumbass, it is movie related, ofcourse they will buy the option and make another shitty movie, because there are 100 million dotish females who will go see this shit.
if rowling wrote another potter book you think it will pop up here? i bet you do, and what is the reason for that? dumbass, it is movie related, ofcourse they will buy the option and make another shitty movie, because there are 100 million dotish females who will go see this shit.
1:24PM on 03/31/2010
how does this whole twilight/true blood/vampires diary lover-boy vampire crap romance continue. The only people ive ever seen to like any of them are huge douches.
how does this whole twilight/true blood/vampires diary lover-boy vampire crap romance continue. The only people ive ever seen to like any of them are huge douches.
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1:53PM on 03/31/2010
the problem is there are a lot of huge douches in the world
the problem is there are a lot of huge douches in the world
1:16PM on 03/31/2010

to quote

John Hurt from Spaceballs

"Oh, no. not again"
John Hurt from Spaceballs

"Oh, no. not again"
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1:15PM on 03/31/2010

yipee!

oh look another Twilight book............When's Iron Man 2 coming out again?
oh look another Twilight book............When's Iron Man 2 coming out again?
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1:13PM on 03/31/2010

Of course

thats all she will ever write bc if the movies arent slammed badly enough by the critics (you should check out the book reviews, really brutal stuff), makes you think the movies might actually be better than the books. Its amazing how contagious bad taste is.
thats all she will ever write bc if the movies arent slammed badly enough by the critics (you should check out the book reviews, really brutal stuff), makes you think the movies might actually be better than the books. Its amazing how contagious bad taste is.
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1:13PM on 03/31/2010

good times?

the twilight books dont bother me. i havnt read them or anything. i wouldnt sink that low. but what i dnt like is when authors say that she wrote this beacuse she wanted to give somthing back to the fans for free. u can get this free online btw, but not for a week after its out in shops. giving somthing to the fans?? just give it out for free in the first place. fair enough JK write a few more books based around harry potter, but all the profits from those books went to charity. SM is a money
the twilight books dont bother me. i havnt read them or anything. i wouldnt sink that low. but what i dnt like is when authors say that she wrote this beacuse she wanted to give somthing back to the fans for free. u can get this free online btw, but not for a week after its out in shops. giving somthing to the fans?? just give it out for free in the first place. fair enough JK write a few more books based around harry potter, but all the profits from those books went to charity. SM is a money grabbing whore. there is also ment to be a book coming out that tells the twilight story from edwards eyes. what a joke. infact when i said twilight doesnt bother me, i lied it does! i fucking hate twilight!!!!
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1:11PM on 03/31/2010
The Twilight movies don't bother me, because I don't let them bother me. Very simple, really. I've only seen the first, didn't really like it, moved on with my life. Girls dig it, so whatever. I did read that Stephanie Meyer is making this "novella" available for free on her website for a full month before it hits book stores. So, that's kind of cool of her.
The Twilight movies don't bother me, because I don't let them bother me. Very simple, really. I've only seen the first, didn't really like it, moved on with my life. Girls dig it, so whatever. I did read that Stephanie Meyer is making this "novella" available for free on her website for a full month before it hits book stores. So, that's kind of cool of her.
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12:43PM on 03/31/2010
I don't read the books but if it means a future 6th feature film installment for this Gothic series-cool deal!
I don't read the books but if it means a future 6th feature film installment for this Gothic series-cool deal!
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12:43PM on 03/31/2010
Its just a novella, a spinoff that cant really be adapted cause its too short. Calm down!
Its just a novella, a spinoff that cant really be adapted cause its too short. Calm down!
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1:09PM on 03/31/2010
Funny how a lot of great movies are adapted form short stories
Funny how a lot of great movies are adapted form short stories
1:14PM on 03/31/2010
Come now Skellington, tons of novellas have been adapted into films. In fact they tend to adapt better since there's a lot less to cut. See also The Shashank Redemption, Hellraiser, et al.
Come now Skellington, tons of novellas have been adapted into films. In fact they tend to adapt better since there's a lot less to cut. See also The Shashank Redemption, Hellraiser, et al.
4:29PM on 03/31/2010
NO! Really? Novellas have been made into movies ???


My point is, in the Twilight universe, this is just like an extra chapter between two books and it doesnt feature the main characters. Are they adapting The Tales of Beedle the Bard just because its related to Harry Potter ? Dont think so. The only way they would adapt this novella is if they made it into Eclipse, which is unlikely, or to the two Breaking Down movies.
NO! Really? Novellas have been made into movies ???


My point is, in the Twilight universe, this is just like an extra chapter between two books and it doesnt feature the main characters. Are they adapting The Tales of Beedle the Bard just because its related to Harry Potter ? Dont think so. The only way they would adapt this novella is if they made it into Eclipse, which is unlikely, or to the two Breaking Down movies.
12:38PM on 03/31/2010
Unlike most guys, I am not against the twilight films. I can appreciate them for what they are but making another book just because of sheer profit is wrong. P.S. We dont need another Harry Potter book either.
Unlike most guys, I am not against the twilight films. I can appreciate them for what they are but making another book just because of sheer profit is wrong. P.S. We dont need another Harry Potter book either.
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12:34PM on 03/31/2010

:(

Why won't this end?!
Why won't this end?!
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