Panettiere to Kiss
I barely even know who Hayden Panettiere ('Heroes') is, but I'm a big fan of hot chicks so I'd give her a thumbs up even if I was announcing she was to star in violent and graphic documentary called PENIS CRUSHER. That's not the case today though, as she's gonna be starring instead in a witty "finding yourself" type flick based on the book "Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List" "The story takes place in Manhattan, where Naomi and her gay best friend Ely protect their soulmate friendship by creating a list of people deemed off limits for smooching. Their friendship is imperiled when Ely kisses Naomi's boyfriend."
Yeah, I know: f*cking disaster, right? Hopefully Panettiere will get over it and go to the beach, or otherwise get angry and desperate and go to the beach. Either way works for me. "No Kiss List" is the latest novel from Rachel Cohn and David Lavithan, who wrote the upcoming NICK AND NORA'S INFINITE PLAYLIST starring Michael Cera and Kat Dennings. Hooray for formulaic titles, I say.
|Extra Tidbit:||Panettiere is 18 and dating Milo Ventemiglia. I truly, truly hope that before her mom gets to meet him, she goes to the cinema to see BABY MAMA or something and mistakenly walks into PATHOLOGY. Because THAT is how you make a solid first impression.|