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May. 29, 2008by: Omar Aviles

<a href=ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO" /> View Askew grand poobah and all-around geek emperor Kevin Smith recently revealed on his personal blog that the first teaser for his upcoming ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, in which Seth Rogen and Elizabeth banks as the titular lifelong friends fall in love while making the titular hijinks-filled porno, will debut at midnight tonight PST over at Quick Stop Entertainment. Don't expect to see any actual porno making, however. It'll be a teaser in the truest sense of the word in that it won't have any actual footage from the film - lots of suggestive sounds perhaps? Hearing Banks moan in ecstasy would be pretty damn terrific. The porno making begins on October 31st.

Extra Tidbit: If this does well, ZACK AND MIRI MAKE ANOTHER PORNO perhaps?
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5:22AM on 05/30/2008
What the hell does time got to do with it? He couldve announced "Tomorrow at 5pm the new traler for Zack and Miri is debuting" And I bet you would still have gone into your rant. You're right stupid thing to complain about... There isnt any actual footage from the movie. Thats what Kevin meant. Its just Banks and Rogen being hilarious...
What the hell does time got to do with it? He couldve announced "Tomorrow at 5pm the new traler for Zack and Miri is debuting" And I bet you would still have gone into your rant. You're right stupid thing to complain about... There isnt any actual footage from the movie. Thats what Kevin meant. Its just Banks and Rogen being hilarious...
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5:18AM on 05/30/2008
Spike

Sorry but I respect the hell outta Kevin Smith for keeping me informed on a debut teaser for his movie. I mean shit at least he LET US KNOW. I dont know hwo long I was fucking waiting around for TDK trailers to hit. then a week later I realized a new one had been out for 4 days!
Spike

Sorry but I respect the hell outta Kevin Smith for keeping me informed on a debut teaser for his movie. I mean shit at least he LET US KNOW. I dont know hwo long I was fucking waiting around for TDK trailers to hit. then a week later I realized a new one had been out for 4 days!
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3:20AM on 05/30/2008

THE BEAR CUMS OUT OF THE WOODS

Just watched the teaser, and I may be mistaken but I think I saw some footage. Maybe this isn't going into the movie, but it was footage. I think this movie will kick ass and I am glad to see the Skewniverse getting some fresh blood.


And as far as a sequel goes, you'd probably have to wait 10 years.
Just watched the teaser, and I may be mistaken but I think I saw some footage. Maybe this isn't going into the movie, but it was footage. I think this movie will kick ass and I am glad to see the Skewniverse getting some fresh blood.


And as far as a sequel goes, you'd probably have to wait 10 years.
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3:15AM on 05/30/2008
This is gonna be raunchy...
This is gonna be raunchy...
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3:13AM on 05/30/2008

Benj

Yeah I know, I just felt like having a rant.
Yeah I know, I just felt like having a rant.
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11:24PM on 05/29/2008
I didn't know Mewes could play TWO characters. Someone call the Academy!
I didn't know Mewes could play TWO characters. Someone call the Academy!
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8:47PM on 05/29/2008

Jason Mewes

For what I've been hearing in the Smodcast, this is supposed to be Jason Mewes best role ever...besides his other one.
For what I've been hearing in the Smodcast, this is supposed to be Jason Mewes best role ever...besides his other one.
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8:25PM on 05/29/2008
Spike, to a lot of people, Kevin Smith's movies are epic events.
Spike, to a lot of people, Kevin Smith's movies are epic events.
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8:00PM on 05/29/2008

yaa

I always found Smiths comedies to be mildly funny but never really funny, however the cast and concept of this one makes it sound much better. Im excited.
I always found Smiths comedies to be mildly funny but never really funny, however the cast and concept of this one makes it sound much better. Im excited.
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7:56PM on 05/29/2008

Smith...

Why can't the guy just release the teaser normally?
I'm looking forward to this film, but seriously, it's a Kevin Smith comedy, not the next (LOTR, STAR WARS, INDY). Why does it have to be at 12:00 tonight?

I swear Smith loves the 'idea' of being a film maker and the attention he gets from that, more than the process itself.
"Oh snap! A midnight release of a teaser, time to get excited!"

It's a stupid thing to complain about, but there it is.
Why can't the guy just release the teaser normally?
I'm looking forward to this film, but seriously, it's a Kevin Smith comedy, not the next (LOTR, STAR WARS, INDY). Why does it have to be at 12:00 tonight?

I swear Smith loves the 'idea' of being a film maker and the attention he gets from that, more than the process itself.
"Oh snap! A midnight release of a teaser, time to get excited!"

It's a stupid thing to complain about, but there it is.
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7:03PM on 05/29/2008

Smith is the MAN!!!

Thank God or Alanis. Whichever! It's about DAMN time. I can't wait for this movie.
Thank God or Alanis. Whichever! It's about DAMN time. I can't wait for this movie.
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6:22PM on 05/29/2008
i just saw this on myspace and got amped up, cant wait for the morning when i can wake up and watch it. teaser or not. holler.
i just saw this on myspace and got amped up, cant wait for the morning when i can wake up and watch it. teaser or not. holler.
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6:21PM on 05/29/2008
As much as I love Kevin Smith, I am a die hard fan, this pisses me off. I have been waiting two weeks since he said he really was going to post it, and there's no footage? It's cool to get something, but damn, I was expecting some fucking LOLS. Probably still will be, though.
As much as I love Kevin Smith, I am a die hard fan, this pisses me off. I have been waiting two weeks since he said he really was going to post it, and there's no footage? It's cool to get something, but damn, I was expecting some fucking LOLS. Probably still will be, though.
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