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Portman, Kunis, sex!

08.20.2009

Forget the AVATAR trailer, I've got the news item of the year right here. ScriptShadow has gotten a look at the script for Darren Aronofsky’s latest film, BLACK SWAN. It’s a dark and introspective tale that follows blah blah blah skip ahead. Observe:

“In this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex.

Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We're talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex. Yeah so...this movie is already on the must-see list of 2010. But how good is it? Does the story that surrounds the sex disappoint or excel?”

Yup.

The reviewer goes on to talk about how the script showcases a nuanced filming style that drags a bit in the middle, but was all around a worthwhile read. Oh, but did I mention that Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman have hungry aggressive angry sex?

I’m sorry, I’ll have to follow the intricacies of the plot on a different day, because I can’t get out of my head combining the image at the top of this article with the one at the bottom. Using only your imagination, you have to say that without a doubt this will be a scene for the ages. They might have to make a new Oscar category.

You now have two options, you can head over to ScriptShadow for the full review of the script, or you can head over to Moviehotties for Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis photo galleries. The choice is yours. Don't let this picture influence you.

Extra Tidbit: As joyous an occasion as this is, Aronofsky has to realize that this scene will likely overshadow everything else in the movie. Like a much more appealing version of Dr. Manhattan’s blue dong.
Source: ScriptShadow

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1:18AM on 08/24/2009

Everyone will say I'm stupid, but...

I don't find Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis hot. Natalie Portman is just decent and Mila Kunis is just semi decent. I wouldn't ever touch them.......

And now......the name calling.
I don't find Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis hot. Natalie Portman is just decent and Mila Kunis is just semi decent. I wouldn't ever touch them.......

And now......the name calling.
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3:02PM on 08/21/2009

I think

I just wet my pants with love juice! Wow, that's hot! Might have to buy the directors cut!!
I just wet my pants with love juice! Wow, that's hot! Might have to buy the directors cut!!
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10:29AM on 08/21/2009

Wait...

WTF am I saying!?!?!? I'd marry either of these two gals in a heartbeat. They're perfect. I wanna watch them have SEX!!!!
WTF am I saying!?!?!? I'd marry either of these two gals in a heartbeat. They're perfect. I wanna watch them have SEX!!!!
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8:59AM on 08/21/2009

I'm no longer an aetheist

But lets not get ahead of ourselves until we see the final product. Remember how psyched we all were to hear Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci were playing lesbian lovers in 'Monster?' Yeah, sounds great on paper...
But lets not get ahead of ourselves until we see the final product. Remember how psyched we all were to hear Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci were playing lesbian lovers in 'Monster?' Yeah, sounds great on paper...
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7:12AM on 08/21/2009

WOW

I wanna see Kunis and Portman kissing and fondling and ass-grabbing, with their boobs touching and rubbing with each other.
Ah, the dreams..... This scene will be SO EPIC.
I wanna see Kunis and Portman kissing and fondling and ass-grabbing, with their boobs touching and rubbing with each other.
Ah, the dreams..... This scene will be SO EPIC.
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12:08AM on 08/21/2009
Usually a bit of news like this wouldn't be too earth-shattering to me. I mean, girl-on-girl action is nice and all, but I usually will choose substance over that any day (and with Aronofsky that's a given anyhoo). Having said that, betwixt the two of them I really can't think of a hotter pairing for said action.
Usually a bit of news like this wouldn't be too earth-shattering to me. I mean, girl-on-girl action is nice and all, but I usually will choose substance over that any day (and with Aronofsky that's a given anyhoo). Having said that, betwixt the two of them I really can't think of a hotter pairing for said action.
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11:14PM on 08/20/2009

my God

could you have found 2 sexier pictures? awesome
could you have found 2 sexier pictures? awesome
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11:02PM on 08/20/2009
Seriously, anyone who can't appreciate this news is a Communist.
Seriously, anyone who can't appreciate this news is a Communist.
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8:50PM on 08/20/2009
there's no april fools day in august is there?
there's no april fools day in august is there?
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8:17PM on 08/20/2009

THREE WORDS

ASS TO ASS.
ASS TO ASS.
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8:03PM on 08/20/2009
Best news during August.
Best news during August.
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7:35PM on 08/20/2009
They're going to need paramedics outside the theaters to revive every male who attends that movie!
They're going to need paramedics outside the theaters to revive every male who attends that movie!
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7:23PM on 08/20/2009

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im dreaming right?
im dreaming right?
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5:26PM on 08/20/2009
Just too good to be true.
Just too good to be true.
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5:21PM on 08/20/2009
This has got to be the greatest news ever. As soon as see even a kiss From Nat and Kunis I will explode in my pants!!!!
This has got to be the greatest news ever. As soon as see even a kiss From Nat and Kunis I will explode in my pants!!!!
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5:19PM on 08/20/2009
Thumbs way up if they toss each others salad
Thumbs way up if they toss each others salad
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5:18PM on 08/20/2009

I Love Mila

Portman... not so much. Why couldn't it be, oh... Elisha Cuthbert?
Portman... not so much. Why couldn't it be, oh... Elisha Cuthbert?
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5:05PM on 08/20/2009
God bless you Aronofsky.
God bless you Aronofsky.
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4:14PM on 08/20/2009
Aronofsky is one of my favorite new directors, i have very much enjoyed the four movies he has done. Black Swan already sounds like is going to great!
Aronofsky is one of my favorite new directors, i have very much enjoyed the four movies he has done. Black Swan already sounds like is going to great!
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4:01PM on 08/20/2009

asdfjlk

asdkjlj yes.
asdkjlj yes.
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3:53PM on 08/20/2009
Aronofsky doing a dark and introspective tale this is news to me. I can't wait. Oh yea I can't wait for the sex scene part either ;)
Aronofsky doing a dark and introspective tale this is news to me. I can't wait. Oh yea I can't wait for the sex scene part either ;)
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3:49PM on 08/20/2009
And Aronofsky has secured the lonely shut-in market.
And Aronofsky has secured the lonely shut-in market.
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3:41PM on 08/20/2009

To darthexodus

Dude, even if Natalie and Mila just kiss and fondle eachother...it'll be the greatest movie of all-time!
Dude, even if Natalie and Mila just kiss and fondle eachother...it'll be the greatest movie of all-time!
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3:39PM on 08/20/2009

Excuse me

I'll be in my bunk...
I'll be in my bunk...
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3:35PM on 08/20/2009

YES

YESSS!! YYYYEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
YESSS!! YYYYEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
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3:34PM on 08/20/2009
This is the most important news ever reported.

I wish that Eliza Dushku would randomly happen to enter the room during that scene. Then life would be perfect.
This is the most important news ever reported.

I wish that Eliza Dushku would randomly happen to enter the room during that scene. Then life would be perfect.
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3:31PM on 08/20/2009

Wow

The only thing that would be better, would be to have a hot, steamy, angry, aggressive sex scene between Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. Am I right?
The only thing that would be better, would be to have a hot, steamy, angry, aggressive sex scene between Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. Am I right?
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3:30PM on 08/20/2009
i hate to be the pooper on a parade,the urinater of ones cornflakes but i think we may be sippin the Kool-Aid on this one. i pretty sure Mila has stated she wont do nudity and hasn't portman been nude in every movie since Goya's Ghost only to be left on A)cutting room floor B)overexagerated(I'm including Dajeeing Limited/Hotel Chevalier. I'm just not sure Nudity from either can be trusted and my feeble heart cant take another lie
i hate to be the pooper on a parade,the urinater of ones cornflakes but i think we may be sippin the Kool-Aid on this one. i pretty sure Mila has stated she wont do nudity and hasn't portman been nude in every movie since Goya's Ghost only to be left on A)cutting room floor B)overexagerated(I'm including Dajeeing Limited/Hotel Chevalier. I'm just not sure Nudity from either can be trusted and my feeble heart cant take another lie
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3:21PM on 08/20/2009
Black Swan is the new Avatar.
Black Swan is the new Avatar.
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3:18PM on 08/20/2009
best. story. ever.
best. story. ever.
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3:15PM on 08/20/2009
Wow.

H1N1. Economic turmoil. Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Global warming. Extinction of wild species. And Twilight / New Moon / Third shitty vampire movie.

And then this comes. Through the global suffering and agony and crisis, there's a ray of hope. A source of pure happiness. A damn good reason to smile. This scene will end all bad things in the world because it's the coming true of everyone's fantasy...even the lil' boy who pretends he asked Santa for a shitty toy truck when what he
Wow.

H1N1. Economic turmoil. Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Global warming. Extinction of wild species. And Twilight / New Moon / Third shitty vampire movie.

And then this comes. Through the global suffering and agony and crisis, there's a ray of hope. A source of pure happiness. A damn good reason to smile. This scene will end all bad things in the world because it's the coming true of everyone's fantasy...even the lil' boy who pretends he asked Santa for a shitty toy truck when what he really wanted was THIS very scene.

The world is good again.
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3:14PM on 08/20/2009
Still would have liked them to cast Summer Glau in Kunis role, but this sounds interesting=)
Still would have liked them to cast Summer Glau in Kunis role, but this sounds interesting=)
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3:10PM on 08/20/2009

Thanks Paul!

Now I have to buy a new keyboard...appreciate it bud!

As long as it doesn't turn out like the ruined Johansson/Cruz make-out that you can barely see, I'm 100% hyped!
Now I have to buy a new keyboard...appreciate it bud!

As long as it doesn't turn out like the ruined Johansson/Cruz make-out that you can barely see, I'm 100% hyped!
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3:04PM on 08/20/2009

There is a God..

Nothing like two of some of the hottest women in film getting it on.
And considering Aronofsky's sex scenes....yay.
Nothing like two of some of the hottest women in film getting it on.
And considering Aronofsky's sex scenes....yay.
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