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Portman Loves Chickens

12.09.2008
Back when the economy was in the tanker, Natalie Portman took a break from her busy schedule of pleasuring me orally, and made a PSA about puppies, and their ability to cheer us up. Well now that the economy is still in the crapper AND the holidays are approaching, Natalie and her less attractive co-star Rashida Jones present us with another PSA, this time resorting to that more edible son of a gun, the chicken. Speaking of which, I just had me a nice authentic chicken taco. And no I'm not talking about Natalie's.

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Extra Tidbit: My girlfriend just broke up with me because I told her I would murder her for the chance to smell Natalie Portman's feet.
Source: funnyordie

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