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10.20.2008
With the once mighty USofA being flushed further down the crapper with each passing day, most Americans have been forced to simply sit by the wayside and watch their country burn. Celebrities however, have turned to the almighty PSA to try and help turn things around. The latest to chime in are Natalie "I-have-a-crush-on-the-guy-writing-this-story" Portman, and Rashida "I'm-not-as-pretty-as-Natalie-Portman" Jones. They did their part, now go do yours.

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Extra Tidbit: Is there anybody prettier than Portman?
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2:39PM on 10/22/2008

????

"The once mighty US of A being flushed down the crapper...", "sit by the wayside and watch their country burn"...really? I'm sorry, maybe the humor in that got lost in translation. Go fuck yourself Barna you jerkoff. It's funny because even in our trying times I'd bet it's pretty safe to say that almost any countryman in the world wishes they had the notoriety that we Americans have. I always liked your brother or whatever relation he is to you much better anyways. I hope your run on this site
"The once mighty US of A being flushed down the crapper...", "sit by the wayside and watch their country burn"...really? I'm sorry, maybe the humor in that got lost in translation. Go fuck yourself Barna you jerkoff. It's funny because even in our trying times I'd bet it's pretty safe to say that almost any countryman in the world wishes they had the notoriety that we Americans have. I always liked your brother or whatever relation he is to you much better anyways. I hope your run on this site ends soon and Ben comes back. Dick.
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8:28PM on 10/20/2008

prettier

Rashida is prettier than Portman. Portman looks like a boy IMO.
Rashida is prettier than Portman. Portman looks like a boy IMO.
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4:16PM on 10/20/2008

Prettier than Portman

Well, seeing as how Knightly is almost a spitting image of Portman, and they were almost doubles in Episode I...I donno. I found it kinda humorous
Well, seeing as how Knightly is almost a spitting image of Portman, and they were almost doubles in Episode I...I donno. I found it kinda humorous
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4:03PM on 10/20/2008

not to rain on this parade of awesome....

...but may I recommend changing the title of this article? The surprise of the puppies is what makes it funny. As long as we think it's another serious PSA up until the puppies, it's hilarious.

Also, yes, Portman = #1.
...but may I recommend changing the title of this article? The surprise of the puppies is what makes it funny. As long as we think it's another serious PSA up until the puppies, it's hilarious.

Also, yes, Portman = #1.
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1:34PM on 10/20/2008
Portman is #1 in my book. She's even cuter than all those puppies.
Portman is #1 in my book. She's even cuter than all those puppies.
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1:28PM on 10/20/2008
No way man. Kiera Knightly has nothing on Natalie Portman.
No way man. Kiera Knightly has nothing on Natalie Portman.
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12:53PM on 10/20/2008

Prettier than Portman

How about Kiera Knightly? Anyone? Anyone?
How about Kiera Knightly? Anyone? Anyone?
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12:53PM on 10/20/2008

Prettier than Portman

How about Kiera Knightly? Anyone? Anyone?
How about Kiera Knightly? Anyone? Anyone?
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10:28AM on 10/20/2008

Prettier the portman?!?!?!

HELL NO!!!!!! Not even in the world!!!
HELL NO!!!!!! Not even in the world!!!
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10:27AM on 10/20/2008
Ahhhh. That was nice. It's impossible for me to not like anything that Portman does.
And this was the first of these 'Funny or Die' shorts that I actually laughed at. Get rid of that 'Heroes' girl. More Portman!
Ahhhh. That was nice. It's impossible for me to not like anything that Portman does.
And this was the first of these 'Funny or Die' shorts that I actually laughed at. Get rid of that 'Heroes' girl. More Portman!
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10:25AM on 10/20/2008

Anybody prettier than Portman?

Not in my book.
Not in my book.
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9:39AM on 10/20/2008

PUPPIES!

That just made my day.

"Puppies." lol
That just made my day.

"Puppies." lol
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8:44AM on 10/20/2008
The is NO BODY prettier than Natalie Portman.
The is NO BODY prettier than Natalie Portman.
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8:24AM on 10/20/2008

LOL

That was all sorts of cute. Tiny animals
That was all sorts of cute. Tiny animals
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