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03.22.2007

Riddle me this JoBlo.com readers. When is a naked Natalie Portman not sexy? Well for starters, when she's being tortured, not actually naked and using a body double. That just about does it. There was a lot of hoopla after an early review of GOYA'S GHOSTS hit the web saying Portman would be naked in the film. Now IESB has the clips from the film that feature Portman's nudity and fanboys around the world can be heard zipping their pants back up. Nothing to see here folks, move along. The clips, I suppose, can be considered NSFW so for those who can't view, let me give you a quick recap. There really isn't any nudity but say a side shot of a naked female body (being tortured BTW) with all the naughty bits covered up. Also covered up is the face and with clever editing we've got ourselves a body double. Sad. But for those who have to see for themselves (or can fool themselves into slowing down the frame and thinking they see something), head over to IESB.net to watch the clips for yourself.

Extra Tidbit: Who would you rather see naked first: Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson?
Source: IESB.net

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3:05PM on 03/26/2007
Torture is no good! Naked torture is just sad. Reminds me of that.. scene.. in that Allende book.. House of Spirits or something? Blah.

Not watching those.

Anyhoo.

Johannson all the way. Got a thing for.. big 'uns. You know?
Torture is no good! Naked torture is just sad. Reminds me of that.. scene.. in that Allende book.. House of Spirits or something? Blah.

Not watching those.

Anyhoo.

Johannson all the way. Got a thing for.. big 'uns. You know?
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11:45PM on 03/22/2007

Overrated?

Who on god's green earth would say Scarlett is overrated?...that's just insane...not to want to see her nude?...I'd have to say my order is Scarlett, Alba then Portman...with a little bit of Biel for a quick 5 seconds
Who on god's green earth would say Scarlett is overrated?...that's just insane...not to want to see her nude?...I'd have to say my order is Scarlett, Alba then Portman...with a little bit of Biel for a quick 5 seconds
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9:29PM on 03/22/2007
Jessica, then Scarlett, then Natalie.

As for the clips....not really inspiring. Think I'll pass on this one.
Jessica, then Scarlett, then Natalie.

As for the clips....not really inspiring. Think I'll pass on this one.
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6:19PM on 03/22/2007

Alba

I pick Alba. Portman is attractive but she's got the body of a little boy. And Johansson is just overrated.
I pick Alba. Portman is attractive but she's got the body of a little boy. And Johansson is just overrated.
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5:29PM on 03/22/2007

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Do I really have to choose? That's like asking somebody 'what would you take, a million $, a million $, or a million $'. My answer - All Three.

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Do I really have to choose? That's like asking somebody 'what would you take, a million $, a million $, or a million $'. My answer - All Three.

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1:49PM on 03/22/2007
Oh well. I do agree in part with "biglummox" that they hold power by not going all the way. But then again I don't hold Jessica Alba in that same class as the other two, so the sooner she stops worrying what her daddy thinks the better.

And how on God's Green Earth is "Closer" a rip-off? A rip-off of what? Just because Natalie isn't nude? That's called a disappointment, not a rip-off.
Oh well. I do agree in part with "biglummox" that they hold power by not going all the way. But then again I don't hold Jessica Alba in that same class as the other two, so the sooner she stops worrying what her daddy thinks the better.

And how on God's Green Earth is "Closer" a rip-off? A rip-off of what? Just because Natalie isn't nude? That's called a disappointment, not a rip-off.
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1:33PM on 03/22/2007

There is rear nudity

There was brief rear nudity by a body double. Funny, I watched the movie yesterday. Good timing.
There was brief rear nudity by a body double. Funny, I watched the movie yesterday. Good timing.
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12:41PM on 03/22/2007

who

Scarlett Johansson because she is the only one with real assets as the other 2 use something to prop them up kinda of like a semi-overweight guy with droopy pecs.
Scarlett Johansson because she is the only one with real assets as the other 2 use something to prop them up kinda of like a semi-overweight guy with droopy pecs.
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12:38PM on 03/22/2007

none of them

Alba is overrated...give me jessica biel any day of the week
Alba is overrated...give me jessica biel any day of the week
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11:38AM on 03/22/2007

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I'd have to say alba, but I've never liked the other two as much as most people.
I'd have to say alba, but I've never liked the other two as much as most people.
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11:32AM on 03/22/2007

Man thats a very hard question

and I'm not talking about some "lower hardness", it's because I cannot answer that one... I guess the dream come true would be the 3 of them in a 5 minute scene...
I don't believe we can surive longer than that.
and I'm not talking about some "lower hardness", it's because I cannot answer that one... I guess the dream come true would be the 3 of them in a 5 minute scene...
I don't believe we can surive longer than that.
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11:26AM on 03/22/2007

Portman

Closer was a rip off! Put the deleted scenes back in!


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Closer was a rip off! Put the deleted scenes back in!


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11:06AM on 03/22/2007

Sweetness

Jessica Alba, then Scarlett Johansson ohh man it would be nice to see a good pillow fight between them hehe. I believe they will all give it up in good time, when a part calls for it or the career is slowing down.
Jessica Alba, then Scarlett Johansson ohh man it would be nice to see a good pillow fight between them hehe. I believe they will all give it up in good time, when a part calls for it or the career is slowing down.
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11:04AM on 03/22/2007
Portman, since we've already seen SJ's great ass on VF (as overrated an actress/person she is IMO) and there was a couple of covered up nude photos of Alba (yay looks...nay everything else) on GQ.

My pick would be Rachel McAdams,though, since she was only 90-95% nude in that Tanino import movie she was in as well as Notebook.
Portman, since we've already seen SJ's great ass on VF (as overrated an actress/person she is IMO) and there was a couple of covered up nude photos of Alba (yay looks...nay everything else) on GQ.

My pick would be Rachel McAdams,though, since she was only 90-95% nude in that Tanino import movie she was in as well as Notebook.
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9:51AM on 03/22/2007
I'm as big a fan of female nudity as the next guy, but if these girls are smart they will continue to just tease and taunt us with their scantly clad bodies and not go the full monty (as sad as that would be).
Part of their box office draw is the possibility of skin. Once they go all the way their carriers would peak and then begin the downward spiral. Just look at Halle Berry.
That said... they're all hot, how about a Hollywood remake of Shortbus starring all 3...
I'm as big a fan of female nudity as the next guy, but if these girls are smart they will continue to just tease and taunt us with their scantly clad bodies and not go the full monty (as sad as that would be).
Part of their box office draw is the possibility of skin. Once they go all the way their carriers would peak and then begin the downward spiral. Just look at Halle Berry.
That said... they're all hot, how about a Hollywood remake of Shortbus starring all 3...
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9:51AM on 03/22/2007
scarlett johansson, even though i think natalie is hotter
scarlett johansson, even though i think natalie is hotter
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9:41AM on 03/22/2007
ALBA!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALBA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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