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Portman vs. Zombies

12.10.2009

There doesn't seem to be much that Natalie Portman isn't capable of handling, everything from period films to asskicking action. So a combination of those elements shouldn't be a problem!

The lovely lady will become a machine of lethal grace with a seething hatred for the shambling deceased in an adaptation of the hit parody book PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES, in which writer Seth Grahame-Smith remixed Jane Austen's literary classic with "bone-crunching zombie action".

Portman will play heroine Elizabeth Bennet, who now finds her attention divided between the supercilious Mr. Darcy and her own war against the hordes of flesh-munching undead, and frilly dresses get messy with rotting brain chunks.

The Lionsgate movie will be produced by Portman's production company handsomecharlie, along with Richard Kelly's Darko Films.

Extra Tidbit: Besides zombies, Portman apparently also loves "really, really obscene hip-hop."
Source: Variety

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6:56AM on 12/14/2009

This is Genius.

It's about time the costume drama got a dose of being turned on its ear. With Ms. Portman in it, this movie's stock went up 100 points.
It's about time the costume drama got a dose of being turned on its ear. With Ms. Portman in it, this movie's stock went up 100 points.
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11:44PM on 12/12/2009
Yes, Portman is that hot. Hot isn't really the right adjective though, she's just flat out beautiful. Sounds like a cool movie too.
Yes, Portman is that hot. Hot isn't really the right adjective though, she's just flat out beautiful. Sounds like a cool movie too.
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11:28PM on 12/12/2009

zombies make me happy,

natalie portman makes something else happy...should be a fun cocktail
natalie portman makes something else happy...should be a fun cocktail
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4:21AM on 12/12/2009

meh

they should have a sequel to lesbian vampire killers ,, i'd watch that.

and portmans not that hot.
they should have a sequel to lesbian vampire killers ,, i'd watch that.

and portmans not that hot.
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4:18AM on 12/12/2009

meh

they should have a sequel to lesbian vampire killers ,, i'd watch that.

and portmans not that hot.
they should have a sequel to lesbian vampire killers ,, i'd watch that.

and portmans not that hot.
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8:25PM on 12/11/2009
I haven't read the book but this looks interesting!
I haven't read the book but this looks interesting!
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7:28PM on 12/11/2009

INDEED THIS IS AWESOME!!

DON'T KNOW WHY YET!!
DON'T KNOW WHY YET!!
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7:23PM on 12/11/2009
You know, with all the upsetting movie news we get (more remakes?!), I sometimes wonder why I still visit this site.
The reason is for news like this.
You know, with all the upsetting movie news we get (more remakes?!), I sometimes wonder why I still visit this site.
The reason is for news like this.
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2:46PM on 12/11/2009

Awesome combination

Loved the book, love Natalie Portman as an actor (and she's really freakin' easy on the eyes, too); I have high hopes for this film.
Loved the book, love Natalie Portman as an actor (and she's really freakin' easy on the eyes, too); I have high hopes for this film.
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2:07PM on 12/11/2009
Editing/deleting comments? Where's freedom of speech? Ridiculous.
Editing/deleting comments? Where's freedom of speech? Ridiculous.
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4:21AM on 12/12/2009
yeah that happens a lot these days. joblo's becoming family friendly. guess they need to please their advertisers/masters
yeah that happens a lot these days. joblo's becoming family friendly. guess they need to please their advertisers/masters
1:10PM on 12/11/2009
I knew I was gonna find some good news when I saw the headline "Portman vs. Zombies" This is full of so much win. I love Nat! And I love zombies! Fuck yeah!
I knew I was gonna find some good news when I saw the headline "Portman vs. Zombies" This is full of so much win. I love Nat! And I love zombies! Fuck yeah!
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11:58AM on 12/11/2009
this is awesome.
this is awesome.
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10:48AM on 12/11/2009
HELL. YES.
HELL. YES.
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9:56AM on 12/11/2009

Natalie a zombie?

I have some flesh she can eat!
I have some flesh she can eat!
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8:57AM on 12/11/2009
it should have keira knightley reprise her role instead of portman
it should have keira knightley reprise her role instead of portman
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8:18AM on 12/11/2009

Portman zombie

This sounds fucking awsome! This chick is diehard fan girl, she's done it all, zombies were probably the one thing she had yet to do but now she'll be fighting them off in period time apparel and corssetes I can't wait.
This sounds fucking awsome! This chick is diehard fan girl, she's done it all, zombies were probably the one thing she had yet to do but now she'll be fighting them off in period time apparel and corssetes I can't wait.
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8:11AM on 12/11/2009

Sweet deal

This was terrific news to wake up to.
This was terrific news to wake up to.
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3:49AM on 12/11/2009

Oh, Natalie...

Between this, THOR and YOUR HIGHNESS, it's like she's making movies just for me.

She's awesome.
Between this, THOR and YOUR HIGHNESS, it's like she's making movies just for me.

She's awesome.
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2:18AM on 12/11/2009

Perfect !

Every thing about this sounds like my cup of tea. Love Nat and love Zombies!
Every thing about this sounds like my cup of tea. Love Nat and love Zombies!
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2:18AM on 12/11/2009
Watching Natalie Portman kill zombies and ninjas in one movie is an epic win for action boners everywhere.
Watching Natalie Portman kill zombies and ninjas in one movie is an epic win for action boners everywhere.
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12:53AM on 12/11/2009
This just became one of my most anticipated movies. Thank you, Natalie Portman, for being so awesome. And also thank you for "Natalie's Rap."
This just became one of my most anticipated movies. Thank you, Natalie Portman, for being so awesome. And also thank you for "Natalie's Rap."
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12:42AM on 12/11/2009
This will be the greatest movie in the world. Portman is so hot and is like the greatest girl in the world.
This will be the greatest movie in the world. Portman is so hot and is like the greatest girl in the world.
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11:46PM on 12/10/2009

extra tidbit

I wonder if she loves that "You Can Put it in My Mouth" song. Just imagining her singing that.....


.... er um... that is, cool stuff.
I wonder if she loves that "You Can Put it in My Mouth" song. Just imagining her singing that.....


.... er um... that is, cool stuff.
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