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04.16.2009

In Hollywood parlance, a "logline" is a single-sentence synopsis of a script or story, a "grabber" designed to pique interest (particularly that of an agent or producer). And they can actually be quite difficult to come up with.

The crew over at postmodernbarney.com met the challenge by condensing a long list of well-known movies and TV shows down to one sentence plot summaries -- and did it in the most uncomfortable, skewed and politically incorrect manner possible, with some highly amusing results.

Some examples (and a few of my faves):

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.

JUNO: Teen fails to get abortion, ruins lives.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

ROBOCOP: Female officer’s incompetence leads partner to be murdered and enslaved by corporation.

SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl.

SEVEN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

TRANSPORTER: Repressed homosexual kills employers.

Check out the whole list RIGHT HERE. Thanks to 'thebutcher' for the heads up!

Extra Tidbit: How did anyone think THE TRANSPORTER wasn't even just a little gay?

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9:14AM on 04/17/2009

IS IT JUST ME ...

or none of them came close to be funny ?
If those are the best, I dont want to read the lame ones.
or none of them came close to be funny ?
If those are the best, I dont want to read the lame ones.
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8:41AM on 04/17/2009

HAHAHA IT (The book)

IT: Children use horrific murders as excuse to run train on young girl.


TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

HAHHAAHHA
IT: Children use horrific murders as excuse to run train on young girl.


TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

HAHHAAHHA
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7:52AM on 04/17/2009

awesome

FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.

hahahaha.
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.

hahahaha.
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4:09AM on 04/17/2009

omg hahahahaha

hahaha ET and Marley and Me are the same

hahaha ET and Marley and Me are the same

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1:05AM on 04/17/2009
Best one:

300 - Gays kill blacks.
Best one:

300 - Gays kill blacks.
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11:57PM on 04/16/2009

Some of my faves

ALIENS and TERMINATOR- An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications

CHINATOWN - Father desires closer relationship with children

KILL BILL - Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child

PREDATOR - American military industrial complex ruins first contact with alien life

TITANIC - Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum
ALIENS and TERMINATOR- An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications

CHINATOWN - Father desires closer relationship with children

KILL BILL - Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child

PREDATOR - American military industrial complex ruins first contact with alien life

TITANIC - Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum
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10:38PM on 04/16/2009
These are fucking hilarious.

My favorites besides the listed one are:

LARS AND THE REAL GIRL: Retarded man doesn’t know what sex toy is for.

KINDERGARTEN COP: Incompetent left in charge of children, who are eventually fired at by convicted felon.

GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.

JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.

And finally, W.: Unspeakable disaster afflicts America. Then terrorists attack.
These are fucking hilarious.

My favorites besides the listed one are:

LARS AND THE REAL GIRL: Retarded man doesn’t know what sex toy is for.

KINDERGARTEN COP: Incompetent left in charge of children, who are eventually fired at by convicted felon.

GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.

JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.

And finally, W.: Unspeakable disaster afflicts America. Then terrorists attack.
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