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Rambo 5 teaser?

09.08.2009

As we recently learned, it sounds like Sylvester Stallone will take RAMBO V in a slightly less realistic direction (which is saying something for the guy who once detonated several hundred miles of Vietnam with explosive arrows), going after a rogue government experiment that is more "feral beast" than man.

Apparently this "thing" is some kind of panther/gorilla/pantherilla judging by the teaser artwork (below) that was slapped together for this week's Toronto Film Fest. According to AICN, yep... that's a genuine article.

The movie is obviously too early in development for actual images to be available, it's just a shame Sly didn't get whoever did his advance EXPENDABLES posters...

Extra Tidbit: It's a long road, when you're on your own...
Source: AICN

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7:01PM on 09/09/2009
The proposed plot is questionable, but I definitely trust Stallone--just look at how many people he shut up with the last Rambo, but more importantly Rocky Balboa. Remember a few years ago how people were laughing and saying what a joke it is to be making a sixth Rocky, etc and then how fantastic it turned out? It could happen here. The concept as it stands is pretty absurd, but for the reasons stated above, I am absolutely willing to trust Sly and go into it with an open mind. We'll just have
The proposed plot is questionable, but I definitely trust Stallone--just look at how many people he shut up with the last Rambo, but more importantly Rocky Balboa. Remember a few years ago how people were laughing and saying what a joke it is to be making a sixth Rocky, etc and then how fantastic it turned out? It could happen here. The concept as it stands is pretty absurd, but for the reasons stated above, I am absolutely willing to trust Sly and go into it with an open mind. We'll just have to see. As far as the poster goes, it's just a cheap photo shopped piece of crap using an image from the last Rambo film.
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6:25PM on 09/09/2009

REALLY???

This sounds absolutely Pantherillic! And I mean that in the worst way possible. I agree with TheCanadian, though I don't know what's worse: The poster or the title. Ugh.
This sounds absolutely Pantherillic! And I mean that in the worst way possible. I agree with TheCanadian, though I don't know what's worse: The poster or the title. Ugh.
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6:05PM on 09/09/2009

also

this poster looks like the cut Stallone out of the cover of the Rambo 4 dvd, and put him on a backdrop of G'Mork...F-A-K-E
this poster looks like the cut Stallone out of the cover of the Rambo 4 dvd, and put him on a backdrop of G'Mork...F-A-K-E
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6:03PM on 09/09/2009

yeah...

Stallone called AICN and explained a bit of the plot...but what he didn't mention was a "pantherilla"...what he said was he was fighting a feral "before (men) became human"...also, just because he called to set the record straight about the plot, and didn't mention this ridiculous teaser image, doesn't make it any more likely that this is real
Stallone called AICN and explained a bit of the plot...but what he didn't mention was a "pantherilla"...what he said was he was fighting a feral "before (men) became human"...also, just because he called to set the record straight about the plot, and didn't mention this ridiculous teaser image, doesn't make it any more likely that this is real
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5:31PM on 09/09/2009

aweful!

i wanna like this, i really do. but this just sounds ridiculous, even for a rambo flick. are we that out of fresh ideas that we need to have rambo hunting make believe monsters? i was a fan of the last rambo, a fan of the last rocky, and i cant wait for the expendables but this just sounds like a joke. come on sly youre better than this
i wanna like this, i really do. but this just sounds ridiculous, even for a rambo flick. are we that out of fresh ideas that we need to have rambo hunting make believe monsters? i was a fan of the last rambo, a fan of the last rocky, and i cant wait for the expendables but this just sounds like a joke. come on sly youre better than this
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4:25PM on 09/09/2009

This...

...is a BAD idea. The last one ended so well.
...is a BAD idea. The last one ended so well.
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2:27PM on 09/09/2009

Its gonna happen

It will happen and I think its cool, the only way to make iot better is to have Arnold join him as Dutch from Predator, since he has experience hunting creatures. I think its cool to cross over fictional characters.
It will happen and I think its cool, the only way to make iot better is to have Arnold join him as Dutch from Predator, since he has experience hunting creatures. I think its cool to cross over fictional characters.
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1:38PM on 09/09/2009

umm...

I'm not sure why so many people don't think this is real or are "calling bullshit". Stallone called Knowles at AICN to set the record straight on plot details, don't you think he'd do the same if this was a fake? It might look like shit, but it seems to be legit. (Bearing in mind that it's a teaser image slapped together from other material, of course.)
I'm not sure why so many people don't think this is real or are "calling bullshit". Stallone called Knowles at AICN to set the record straight on plot details, don't you think he'd do the same if this was a fake? It might look like shit, but it seems to be legit. (Bearing in mind that it's a teaser image slapped together from other material, of course.)
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11:20AM on 09/10/2009
AICN has had it's share of bullshit stories in the past. I'm considering the source here.
AICN has had it's share of bullshit stories in the past. I'm considering the source here.
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1:18PM on 09/09/2009
Oh come ON! That's definitely NOT real. Better have a black sheet with the words Rambo on it than have this pirated DVD-looking thing to promote your stuff.
Oh come ON! That's definitely NOT real. Better have a black sheet with the words Rambo on it than have this pirated DVD-looking thing to promote your stuff.
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12:07PM on 09/09/2009

Jesus Christ!!!

That is a terrible poster. However, Pantherilla is hilarious.

"Rambo, we need you to kill this...Pantherialla."
"What?"
"It's a Pantherilla."
"A What?"
"A Pantherialla."
"Excuse me?"
"Pantherilla. Half Panther, half Gorilla."
"Oh. Okay. No problem. I'm freaking Rambo. I can kill anything."
That is a terrible poster. However, Pantherilla is hilarious.

"Rambo, we need you to kill this...Pantherialla."
"What?"
"It's a Pantherilla."
"A What?"
"A Pantherialla."
"Excuse me?"
"Pantherilla. Half Panther, half Gorilla."
"Oh. Okay. No problem. I'm freaking Rambo. I can kill anything."
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10:55AM on 09/09/2009

c'mon...

why would they use the cover art from the last Rambo dvd, for the teaser poster for the new one?

I am calling bullshit on this.
why would they use the cover art from the last Rambo dvd, for the teaser poster for the new one?

I am calling bullshit on this.
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9:11AM on 09/09/2009

haha

God i hope this is real. Could possibly be the greatest film ever. Rambo was infact a horror film rather than an action film, so this is the right direction.
God i hope this is real. Could possibly be the greatest film ever. Rambo was infact a horror film rather than an action film, so this is the right direction.
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9:00AM on 09/09/2009

lol.


stallone must be stoned out of his freakin mind with this.

stallone must be stoned out of his freakin mind with this.
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7:14AM on 09/09/2009

This can't be real...

I refuse to believe this is real, (that poster, the whole plot of the movie...), until Stallone talks about it himself. I heard elsewhere the film was about human trafficing(sp?) which sounds much more like the tone of Rambo.
I refuse to believe this is real, (that poster, the whole plot of the movie...), until Stallone talks about it himself. I heard elsewhere the film was about human trafficing(sp?) which sounds much more like the tone of Rambo.
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6:50AM on 09/09/2009

Didn't even know there was a Rambo 3 or 4...

Why on earth would I want to see this? What business executive thought this would be profitable?
Why on earth would I want to see this? What business executive thought this would be profitable?
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6:48AM on 09/09/2009
It looks like a fanmade teaser poster.
It looks like a fanmade teaser poster.
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6:11AM on 09/09/2009
I can't say 'Savage Hunt' without it sounding a little obscene. Guess I need to work on my diction.
I can't say 'Savage Hunt' without it sounding a little obscene. Guess I need to work on my diction.
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5:24AM on 09/09/2009
It looks like a 5 year old made that poster, surely this is some kind of joke?
It looks like a 5 year old made that poster, surely this is some kind of joke?
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2:22AM on 09/09/2009
Skellington, the only thing that is funny is your picture (ICP wannabe?). You didn't even watch the last Rambo so your comments are irrelevant. Period.
Skellington, the only thing that is funny is your picture (ICP wannabe?). You didn't even watch the last Rambo so your comments are irrelevant. Period.
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2:09AM on 09/09/2009
Wow - remarkably craptastic work, even for something done under the gun.
Wow - remarkably craptastic work, even for something done under the gun.
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12:42AM on 09/09/2009

Blah

There's really nothing more to say.
There's really nothing more to say.
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12:25AM on 09/09/2009

Please God, let this be for real ...

Man, just when I thought V couldnt be funnier than IV...
Man, just when I thought V couldnt be funnier than IV...
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12:11AM on 09/09/2009

canto

That's actually the way the knife is shaped. Have you seen Rambo?
That's actually the way the knife is shaped. Have you seen Rambo?
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12:05AM on 09/09/2009

personally i call bull shit but just in case...

call me sly! ill cut you a deal on a poster deign and it wont look like shit
call me sly! ill cut you a deal on a poster deign and it wont look like shit
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11:46PM on 09/08/2009

hahaha

That cant be real, its so shitty. Look at how his knife just cuts off before the end of the poster and that just looks like King Kong in the background.
That cant be real, its so shitty. Look at how his knife just cuts off before the end of the poster and that just looks like King Kong in the background.
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