Rambo death chart

I don’t know about you but when I see a RAMBO flick, I don’t feel entirely satisfied until I know the math behind it. Fortunately, the LA Times took the time to write up a sweet little chart to show us the total tallies in each RAMBO film for such pivotal details as ‘Number of bad guys killed by Rambo no matter how attired’ and ‘Number of people killed per minute’. The all important number of times ‘Bo gets laid? Well let’s put it this way, there aren’t gonna be any little miniature Rambos running around saying that when pushed, making poo poo is as easy as breathing, and God that wasn’t even funny and this whole article was geared around that joke. I’m sorry, guys. Just check the chart out.