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Rambo death chart

01.23.2008
I don't know about you but when I see a RAMBO flick, I don't feel entirely satisfied until I know the math behind it. Fortunately, the LA Times took the time to write up a sweet little chart to show us the total tallies in each RAMBO film for such pivotal details as 'Number of bad guys killed by Rambo no matter how attired' and 'Number of people killed per minute'. The all important number of times 'Bo gets laid? Well let's put it this way, there aren't gonna be any little miniature Rambos running around saying that when pushed, making poo poo is as easy as breathing, and God that wasn't even funny and this whole article was geared around that joke. I'm sorry, guys. Just check the chart out.

Extra Tidbit: After showing a 40 minute edit of FIRST BLOOD, the international rights were sold in five minutes. That's how Stallone handles his bidness.
Source: WorldofWonder

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10:26AM on 01/25/2008
I like a little violence in my flicks, but this looks like it's just going to be numbing.
I like a little violence in my flicks, but this looks like it's just going to be numbing.
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2:37AM on 01/24/2008

whaddya know

It's the exact death toll of Equilibrium... Just bloodier, I guess.
It's the exact death toll of Equilibrium... Just bloodier, I guess.
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7:22PM on 01/23/2008
Aw, poor John...no wonder he kills so many people -- he's pissed at not getting any.

Now, to get one for Sampson or AITH....
Aw, poor John...no wonder he kills so many people -- he's pissed at not getting any.

Now, to get one for Sampson or AITH....
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6:49PM on 01/23/2008
Number of Bad Guys killed by BobbyQuickdraw while taking a shit: 1
Number of Bad Guys killed by BobbyQuickdraw while taking a shit: 1
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6:34PM on 01/23/2008

Wicked!

Wow.
How awesome is that.
I love that there's also zero sex scenes, because with Rambo, you are getting all the sex you could ever ask for...with bullets and dead bodies of course!
ROCK ON STALLONE!
Wow.
How awesome is that.
I love that there's also zero sex scenes, because with Rambo, you are getting all the sex you could ever ask for...with bullets and dead bodies of course!
ROCK ON STALLONE!
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