Resolutions of the stars

Every year I pledge a different New Year’s resolution to myself, but I still smoke, eat when I’m not hungry, and resent people who don’t dress well. This year I think I’ll resolve to spend grotesque amounts of time in front of screens, be they television, movie, computer or cell phone ones. But what about celebrities? I know US Weekly claims they’re just like us, but do they also have New Year’s resolutions, or do they get their personal assistants to stop being egotistical pricks for them? According to the video BELOW, celebrities do have resolutions, proving that once again, US Weekly is never wrong.

Source: FunnyorDie.com

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