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Respect your badass elders Don Johnson and Steven Seagal in these two Machete posters

07.09.2010

Let's throw some more character posters out there, shall we? (in case you missed it, we launched the exclusive Michelle Rodriguez poster on JoBlo.com just yesterday)

Bloody Disgusting has rolled out two new character posters for MACHETE.

Let me re-introduce to you, Don Johnson. Once a man of many brightly colored v-necks and white blazers, now emerges as a lone killing machine. Tell your parents that NASH BRIDGES is back! Then we move on to Steven Seagal who is channeling his inner Native American eagle spirit, you can't tell in this photo but that's what he's thinking about. He may also be thinking about seals, I'm not terribly sure.

Both of these men deserve your respect, or at least a comment saying one of them is awesome. Shower them with compliments.

Click on the posters to see them in full view over at Bloody Disgusting.

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Extra Tidbit: I watch LAWMAN on A&E. Does Steven Seagal even realize some of the shit that comes out of his mouth?

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2:04PM on 07/12/2010

fuck man...

i was lookin forward to this until stephen graced us with is vomit inducing presence. WHAT THE FUCK were you thinking robrod? now this is gonna bomb. the don johnson poster is cool tho and maybe one bad apple (or in this case asshole) wont spoil the bunch...i'm hoping.
i was lookin forward to this until stephen graced us with is vomit inducing presence. WHAT THE FUCK were you thinking robrod? now this is gonna bomb. the don johnson poster is cool tho and maybe one bad apple (or in this case asshole) wont spoil the bunch...i'm hoping.
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2:06PM on 07/11/2010

It's pretty sad

That this is going to probably flop more than Grindhouse did.
That this is going to probably flop more than Grindhouse did.
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1:39AM on 07/11/2010
didn't recognize Don Johnson at first.
didn't recognize Don Johnson at first.
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4:46PM on 07/10/2010

Phony Photo

Hey, these days Seagal is as big as Jabba the Hutt. Poster's a photoshop-style piece of crap.
Hey, these days Seagal is as big as Jabba the Hutt. Poster's a photoshop-style piece of crap.
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9:19AM on 07/11/2010
Uh... He looks rotund. His hands are literally resting on his gut. If you lack the visual acuity or mental faculties to discern that - I'm not blaming Photoshop.
Uh... He looks rotund. His hands are literally resting on his gut. If you lack the visual acuity or mental faculties to discern that - I'm not blaming Photoshop.
12:41PM on 07/10/2010
it's kinda nice to see old don johnson doin' something.
it's kinda nice to see old don johnson doin' something.
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10:43AM on 07/10/2010
I watched about half an episode of Lawman. Does Steven Seagal even realize what a FATASS he is? How the hell did he go from Badass to Fatass. I couldn't watch it just for that.
I watched about half an episode of Lawman. Does Steven Seagal even realize what a FATASS he is? How the hell did he go from Badass to Fatass. I couldn't watch it just for that.
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7:42PM on 07/09/2010

Yikes

Is that REALLY Don Johnson?? He looks more like Robert Mitchum in that photo - not a bad thing, in my book. I like Steven Seagal more than I probably should - I love his older movies where is he is tossing baddies right,left and center. His hairline is more than a little suspect though, but I'd hate to see anyone try to make a move to tug on that rug...
Is that REALLY Don Johnson?? He looks more like Robert Mitchum in that photo - not a bad thing, in my book. I like Steven Seagal more than I probably should - I love his older movies where is he is tossing baddies right,left and center. His hairline is more than a little suspect though, but I'd hate to see anyone try to make a move to tug on that rug...
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6:30PM on 07/09/2010
I busted a nut during the trailer and Segal and Trejo started swinging machetes at each other. This movie is rating right up there with The Expendables when it comes to incredible cast.
I busted a nut during the trailer and Segal and Trejo started swinging machetes at each other. This movie is rating right up there with The Expendables when it comes to incredible cast.
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6:24PM on 07/09/2010

Fuck

YEAH! This movie is going to rock all my b-goodness ass. Can't wait!
YEAH! This movie is going to rock all my b-goodness ass. Can't wait!
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5:55PM on 07/09/2010
I love the fact that Don Johnson has a "introducing" credit on the film.
I love the fact that Don Johnson has a "introducing" credit on the film.
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5:28PM on 07/09/2010
These posters are pretty damn cool, hope the movie turns out the same.
These posters are pretty damn cool, hope the movie turns out the same.
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5:18PM on 07/09/2010
Always wondered why Don Johnson doesn't take on more badass roles.
Always wondered why Don Johnson doesn't take on more badass roles.
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5:02PM on 07/09/2010

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Didn't recognize Don Johnson there for a second.
Didn't recognize Don Johnson there for a second.
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4:43PM on 07/09/2010
This film looks all kinds of awsome!
This film looks all kinds of awsome!
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