Rosario gets explicit

I’ve been on the brink of crushing on Rosario Dawson for a while now. She’s so gorgeous (skinny with big chest, yay!) and seems so chill, but I haven’t crushed on her the way I’ve crushed on other celebrities, like Cameron Diaz, Gwyneth Paltrow, Gwen Stefani, and even Jewel. And I prefer brunettes too. It usually takes a specific film role or performance for the crush switch to flip on, and I haven’t gotten that from Rosario yet (the RENT trailer almost did it, though).

Now Rosario has given herself another shot to get me to fall in love with and stalk her by signing on to star in the indie flick EXPLICIT ILLS. The movie will be the first directed by Mark Webber, an actor who recently starred in Ethan Hawke’s THE HOTTEST STATE. It’s a story about “drugs and poverty and the choices that people make.” Other cast members include Paul Dano (LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE), Naomie Harris (28 DAYS LATER) and indie stalwart Lou Pucci (THUMBSUCKER). Dawson will play a woman with an asthmatic son and no health insurance, who falls in love with the blind man who cleans her goldfish tank. That last part was a joke.