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Sacha Baron Cohen developing The Lesbian for Paramount

Oct. 4, 2012by:

Well, this ought to be fun.

No, wait! This is a true story about a lesbian, not just the hijinks of Sacha Baron Cohen. The actual story is wacky enough on its own without any additional help from Cohen.

Here's the scoop:

"Cecil Chao, the Hong Kong billionaire who offered $65 million to any man who succeeded in marrying his lesbian daughter. Chaos offer made international headlines last week following reports that his daughter had a French church bless her relationship with her longtime girlfriend."

How did I miss this? I have no idea. Will any man succeed in turning Gigi Chao straight? That's probably going to be a big fat "no." Gigi Chao had this to say on the situation, I'm actually on very, very loving terms with my father. We speak on a daily basis. He just has a very interesting way of expressing his fatherly love. What this whole episode really highlights is that perhaps still, the Chinese or in fact the Hong Kong mentality can perhaps tolerate the 'don't ask, don't tell' view of sexuality," she said. "But as a social statement, it's still very much a sensitive issue."

However, Father Chao is certainly a character in his own right. The 76-year old says that he's had over 10,000 lady friends, but never married. He's also a lover of Rolls-Royces, and is a qualified helicopter pilot.

Cohen and his, Four By Two Films will develop the film currently titled, THE LESBIAN. It is possible that Cohen will play the Father. No writer is attached to the project as of yet.

Source: DeadlineNBC News

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8:12PM on 10/04/2012

Her dad is also a Triad

I love it when someone gets away with enough theft and murder that everyone looks the other way and celebrates their wealth. :P

I love it when someone gets away with enough theft and murder that everyone looks the other way and celebrates their wealth. :P

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3:09AM on 10/05/2012

'over 10,000 lady friends'

....I find that just....slightly hard to believe. If my math serves me correctly, that would mean that he's banged over 132 women every single year of his life. Now let's just say he got his first piece of poon when he was 15, he would have still banged over 164 women a year. I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and assume that this wasn't the case for, oh, say the first 5-10 years of his sexual life at least, in which case, that would bring him to roughly 182 women per year. That would mean that
....I find that just....slightly hard to believe. If my math serves me correctly, that would mean that he's banged over 132 women every single year of his life. Now let's just say he got his first piece of poon when he was 15, he would have still banged over 164 women a year. I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and assume that this wasn't the case for, oh, say the first 5-10 years of his sexual life at least, in which case, that would bring him to roughly 182 women per year. That would mean that during his 'sexual prime', he was bangin' a different broad every other day for his entire life.

Lying sack of shit.
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6:59AM on 10/05/2012
Wilt Chamberlain said he'd banged 20,000, and while I'd give Walt better odds, he also said it when he was in his 50's, making it more like 1 new chick every single day of his adult life. A man has to dream, I guess...
Wilt Chamberlain said he'd banged 20,000, and while I'd give Walt better odds, he also said it when he was in his 50's, making it more like 1 new chick every single day of his adult life. A man has to dream, I guess...
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