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ScarJo dieting?

04.15.2009

As everyone with a schlong anticipates the first image of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in Jon Favreau's IRON MAN 2, she is spending her time doing crunches and cutting out grilled cheese in order to ensure that we who lack girlfriends are not disappointed.

ScarJo, occasional guest blogger on The Huffington Post (HuffPo), recently posted about her strict workout routine and the balanced diet that she's implemented in preparation for her highly touted role as the Russian spy. According to her "there is no magic wand to wave over oneself to look good in a latex catsuit." That's almost the only direct mention to IRON MAN 2 that she makes, as the rest of the piece turns into a sour indictment of what she so lovingly refers to as "toilet paper rags" and their implicit contribution to eating disorders and warped body image isssues. She says:

Since dedicating myself to getting into "superhero shape," several articles regarding my weight have been brought to my attention. Claims have been made that I've been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I've never met, eating sprouted grains I can't pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 5'3" frame.

If Scarlett did in fact lose 14 pounds for her role as Black Widow, let's just hope they weren't from the chest...or butt. As for her claiming that some journalists obsess over the bodies of celebrites; I have no idea what she's talking about.

Extra Tidbit: Will we ever see her topless?

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6:54PM on 04/16/2009
Who cares....she's still fine! She can gain another 10 pounds and i still would swim across the Nile for her.
Who cares....she's still fine! She can gain another 10 pounds and i still would swim across the Nile for her.
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4:52PM on 04/15/2009
This is all fine and good as long as she doesn't pull a Ricci.

(Pulling a Ricci is when a fine voluptuous actress goes from thick and juicy to frail and boney, much like Christina Ricci) I'm throwing the term around the neiborhood to see how it plays, any thoughts?
This is all fine and good as long as she doesn't pull a Ricci.

(Pulling a Ricci is when a fine voluptuous actress goes from thick and juicy to frail and boney, much like Christina Ricci) I'm throwing the term around the neiborhood to see how it plays, any thoughts?
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4:00PM on 04/15/2009
Hayo44, we did see her holding her boob in that movie, but never the nipples. Man does that make me sound like a pervert.

She does not need to lose weight, but if she does, the first thing to go will be her breasts. That's how it goes, what a shame.
Hayo44, we did see her holding her boob in that movie, but never the nipples. Man does that make me sound like a pervert.

She does not need to lose weight, but if she does, the first thing to go will be her breasts. That's how it goes, what a shame.
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1:57PM on 04/15/2009

YIKES!

Man it's tough being against her to do Iron Man, when you guys are putting these pics up. I need a minute with....I mean by myself. Hope the boobs don't lose any "padding" in the process.
Man it's tough being against her to do Iron Man, when you guys are putting these pics up. I need a minute with....I mean by myself. Hope the boobs don't lose any "padding" in the process.
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1:45PM on 04/15/2009

Bobby Long, confirming the Love Song

I believe we DID get to see her jubblies in that flick no? If it wasnt that, it was somethin but those puppies HAVE been out to see
I believe we DID get to see her jubblies in that flick no? If it wasnt that, it was somethin but those puppies HAVE been out to see
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11:08AM on 04/15/2009
I'd hit that...
I'd hit that...
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10:38AM on 04/15/2009
I must admit I read those rags....they are in my bathroom next to the toliet. The world needs bathroom reading material.
I must admit I read those rags....they are in my bathroom next to the toliet. The world needs bathroom reading material.
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9:15AM on 04/15/2009

She is fine

She does not need to lose weight.
She does not need to lose weight.
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3:56AM on 04/15/2009

That lucky fucker

Oh the things Ryan Reynolds can do....
Oh the things Ryan Reynolds can do....
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2:54AM on 04/15/2009
if she loses too much weight we may pay too much attention to her russian accent.
if she loses too much weight we may pay too much attention to her russian accent.
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1:31AM on 04/15/2009

We'd Better

And I'm sure we will when the right part comes around.

Unless she's hiding two Kuatos under there.
And I'm sure we will when the right part comes around.

Unless she's hiding two Kuatos under there.
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