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See Bella tackle a mountain lion in this trailer for Breaking Dawn: Part 2

Sep. 7, 2012by:

The (potentially) final trailer for THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN (PART 2) has arrived and is the most action-packed ever. Here's what's in store for you, my fine friends; Bella tackling a mountain lion, Bella jumping...a lot...and everywhere, GREEN LANTERN trailer music, Edward "smash", and A LOT of crinkled brows as something really serious is revealed. If that doesn't rev your engine, I don't know what will.

Brace yourselves:

Pretty awesome, huh? Wait...no? That's what I meant. Not awesome. But, man, did you see when Edward tossed Bella into that bad ass kick? I felt like I was watching BLOODSPORT all over again! Apparently, the showdown at the end was added to the film as Stephanie Meyer's original novel ended in hugs, so they decided to add a streetfight.

Anyway, I know there's an audience for this franchise as the receipts prove it, although I'm not sure how many of them are Schmoes. Probably some of you dig these flicks in the same way some people dig the RESIDENT EVIL movies; because you like to torture yourselves.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN (PART 2) will say its goodbyes in epic fashion (thank all that is Holy) and make its way to theaters on November 16, 2012.

Extra Tidbit: The Hunger Games: Hunting Twilight. There's my pitch.

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11:01AM on 09/07/2012
Dude, when she tackled that mountain lion, I actually laughed out loud and that kick looked just awful.

Seriously, these movies make a metric shit ton of bank and they still won't put any of it into creating good special effects or fighting choreography because they think women don't give a crap and they're probably right.

The sad part is that the entire Twilight franchise could have actually been watchable if they had just hired good actors, written a good script and gave an angstrom
Dude, when she tackled that mountain lion, I actually laughed out loud and that kick looked just awful.

Seriously, these movies make a metric shit ton of bank and they still won't put any of it into creating good special effects or fighting choreography because they think women don't give a crap and they're probably right.

The sad part is that the entire Twilight franchise could have actually been watchable if they had just hired good actors, written a good script and gave an angstrom of a crap about the appearance of the film over the appearance of their male leads shirtless.

Would it have been as popular? No, probably not, but it wouldn't be so despised either.

Maybe.
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11:14AM on 09/07/2012

Fuck me that's awful...

Awful from start to finish. The ice field fight in KING ARTHUR was more fucking epic than that.
Awful from start to finish. The ice field fight in KING ARTHUR was more fucking epic than that.
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11:48AM on 09/07/2012
There will more epicness in the first 10...no...5 minutes of The Hobbit than this entire series combined. And that CGI is pretty dodgy.
There will more epicness in the first 10...no...5 minutes of The Hobbit than this entire series combined. And that CGI is pretty dodgy.
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11:51AM on 09/07/2012

Christ that sucked.

I love the helicopter shot that depicts literally DOZENS of people on both sides. The battle royale of a 5 movie series is no bigger than a street fight from The Warriors.
I love the helicopter shot that depicts literally DOZENS of people on both sides. The battle royale of a 5 movie series is no bigger than a street fight from The Warriors.
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12:50PM on 09/07/2012
Ah that was hilarious.
How stupid does Michael Sheen look!

Can we pleae unleash Blade on these fu*kers..
Ah that was hilarious.
How stupid does Michael Sheen look!

Can we pleae unleash Blade on these fu*kers..
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12:56PM on 09/07/2012
Guys, remember, it's the last movie!! FREEDOM!
Guys, remember, it's the last movie!! FREEDOM!
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5:25AM on 09/08/2012
They already stated months ago.. they are planning to reboot the franchise...

sooo doesn't look like we will have escaped into freedom for long..
They already stated months ago.. they are planning to reboot the franchise...

sooo doesn't look like we will have escaped into freedom for long..
1:29PM on 09/07/2012
Don't jinx it! D:
Don't jinx it! D:
1:48PM on 09/07/2012

Why?

Why do people eat this shit up? The effects of this movie belong on a superhero movie made for TV in the 90's. The acting makes me feel uncomfortable. Like beating off with sandpaper and bleach.
Why do people eat this shit up? The effects of this movie belong on a superhero movie made for TV in the 90's. The acting makes me feel uncomfortable. Like beating off with sandpaper and bleach.
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4:14PM on 09/07/2012
Holy hell this series is so ridiculous. I take solace in knowing that these books/movies will age terribly.
Holy hell this series is so ridiculous. I take solace in knowing that these books/movies will age terribly.
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5:41PM on 09/07/2012
I just assumed at this point in the series the CG would have improved. The effects look no better than they did in the first film.
I just assumed at this point in the series the CG would have improved. The effects look no better than they did in the first film.
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5:59PM on 09/07/2012

The only thing that can redeem this...

Is if it ends with either everybody kills each other, Giant Robots appear and kill everyone, or Blade comes and kills everyone
Is if it ends with either everybody kills each other, Giant Robots appear and kill everyone, or Blade comes and kills everyone
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10:27PM on 09/07/2012

Kudos to the Strikebackers

I laughed hard enough from the trailer. But then to read what you all are writing - my cheeks downright hurt I'm laughing so hard. And yes - completely agree with everyone. AWFUL.
I laughed hard enough from the trailer. But then to read what you all are writing - my cheeks downright hurt I'm laughing so hard. And yes - completely agree with everyone. AWFUL.
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3:42AM on 09/08/2012

To be fair...

That was a good trailer for what is probably a bad movie. Kudos to whoever put this together because I doubt if they had much to work from. And, yeah, now that you mention it, Twilight, Resident Evil and Underworld are probably about the same level of quality except that Kate > Mila > Kristen.
That was a good trailer for what is probably a bad movie. Kudos to whoever put this together because I doubt if they had much to work from. And, yeah, now that you mention it, Twilight, Resident Evil and Underworld are probably about the same level of quality except that Kate > Mila > Kristen.
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