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Senior citizen Danny Trejo is a Bad Ass in this new trailer

Mar. 7, 2012by: Alejandro Stepenberg
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Danny Trejo slice from Bad Ass

News flash: Danny Trejo can kick your ass.  He can do it on a bus or in the street, he can kick the ass of everyone he meets.  He's been doing it for years, and he's going to keep right on doing it until the day he dies.  But don't worry, because I bet Robert Rodriguez will then make a movie called MACHETE LIVES and bring Trejo back for some undead ass-kicking.

Plot recap: In the film, decorated Vietnam hero Frank Vega returns home only to get shunned by society leaving him without a job or his high school sweetheart. It's not until forty years later when an incident on a commuter bus (where he protects an elderly black man from a pair of skin heads) makes him a local hero where he's suddenly celebrated once again. But his good fortune suddenly turns for the worse when his best friend Klondike is murdered and the police aren't doing anything about it.

The badassery begins April 13th.

Bad Ass small poster

Extra Tidbit: Trejo is nearly 70.

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5:31PM on 03/07/2012

"Somebody send an amber-lamps"

We get it, haters, Danny Trejo isn't Epic Beard Man. Get over it...now let's talk about how this has potential to be an awesome rental/Netflix stream. I, for one, will definitely see this.
We get it, haters, Danny Trejo isn't Epic Beard Man. Get over it...now let's talk about how this has potential to be an awesome rental/Netflix stream. I, for one, will definitely see this.
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2:30PM on 03/07/2012

I'm Confused

Wasn't the viral video about a white guy being bullied by a racist black guy? And then the old man fought back and kicked ass? I know the movie is complete fiction, but now it's Danny Trejo Vs. racist skinheads lol funny..Movie still looks bad ass though
Wasn't the viral video about a white guy being bullied by a racist black guy? And then the old man fought back and kicked ass? I know the movie is complete fiction, but now it's Danny Trejo Vs. racist skinheads lol funny..Movie still looks bad ass though
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1:45PM on 03/07/2012
When you say Trejo is nearly 70, it sounds like you're talking about some ancient being. Which is fucking awesome.
When you say Trejo is nearly 70, it sounds like you're talking about some ancient being. Which is fucking awesome.
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11:28AM on 03/07/2012

Epic Beard Man: The Movie

(complete with "Amber Lamps")...this may be the first movie based on a Youtube video...What's next? I Like Turtles?
(complete with "Amber Lamps")...this may be the first movie based on a Youtube video...What's next? I Like Turtles?
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9:46AM on 03/07/2012
Bad Ass goes where ABC's What Would You Do ought too, just once. Possibly, more Americans need to be like Frank Vega.

BTW, look at the shadows on the poster's pants. Do they form a large phallus? If intentionally so, compliments to Bad Ass on clever marketing. If not, oh well, a person sees things sometimes.
Bad Ass goes where ABC's What Would You Do ought too, just once. Possibly, more Americans need to be like Frank Vega.

BTW, look at the shadows on the poster's pants. Do they form a large phallus? If intentionally so, compliments to Bad Ass on clever marketing. If not, oh well, a person sees things sometimes.
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