Set Visit: Unaccompanied Minors
5, 2005: I woke up bright and
early eager to participate in my first set visit.
The anticipation of the unknown was nerve wrecking and
exhilarating at the same time. We
were in Salt Lake City, Utah
where the movie was being filmed, and were picked up along with the
other journalists in the lobby of our hotel at around 10:30 am.
The city itself was astonishingly beautiful.
The incredible mountains surrounding the city were
breathtaking and surreal. It
almost appeared to be a fake background or Hollywood set strategically placed for visual
effects. Before I continue onto illustrating the set visit itself,
here are some details about the movie.
MINORS directed by Paul Feig (Freaks and Geeks) stars
Wilmer Valderrama (That 70ís show), Tyler James Williams
(Everybody hates Chris), Dyllan Christopher (Seabisuit), Bret Kelly
(Bad Santa), newcomers Gina Mantegna, Quinn Shephard, among many
other comedic actors. Originating
from a screenplay by Paul Feig and Kate Kondell (First Daughter),
the movie is produced by Lauren Shuler Donner (the X-Men franchise)
and Michael Aguilar (
As for the plot of the movie, it takes place in a fictional airport on Christmas Eve where 5 kids from divorced parents have been snowed in at the airport while traveling from one parent to the other. What happens when a bunch of kids are trapped together in one place? The usual disorder, chaos and a lot of adventure. The kids ultimately team up against a disgruntled airport official in the attempt to reunite with their families, and grow closer and wiser from their experience. The movie appears to be a heartwarming holiday story, a cross between HOME ALONE and THE BREAKFAST CLUB.
We arrive on the set inside the Delta center otherwise known as the home of the NBAís Utah Jazz. They are shooting a chaotic scene in a holding room of the airport where all the kids are trapped and going bonkers. There are about a hundred other kids cast as extras running around, crashing into one another and throwing food and garbage all over the place. Definitely not a scene you want to get caught in unless you want to get run over or hit in the head. You canít imagine how much work goes into filming a scene until you have witnessed it.
The first interview was with director, Paul Feig distinguished in a suit. He is a self proclaimed nerd who obviously adores working with kids. A grown up kid himself, he has a great appreciation for raw talent and encourages improvisation. Feig appears to be a cool, down to earth and easygoing director. He had a lot of great insight on the film and actors. Check out what he had to say.
was your inspiration to wear a suit everyday?
Itís two things. First of all, my dad wore a suit everyday of his life, an army shirt to the warehouse and he always had a suit and tie on so to me that what you wore to go to work. Plus I do like that, walking around in suit. And honestly I feel more comfortable running a staff dressed like, I donít know, like the boss. Plus I think it shows respect for the actors and the crew and everything. You know, you guys are here helping me, the least I can do is dress for the occasion.
you kids are saying, the one who talked about your father is that
you are just like him.
Oh excellent. Oh yeah, thatís why I think I like doing things about kids, maybe the maturity level of maybe a sixteen year old. Iím the one always pushing a fart jokes and theyíre like Ďback off on thoseí. Itís like what are we doing, making an are you a virgin film? If I can do that tastefully and in a way that itís natural with a partner of life, thatís actually a lot of comedy in general and everyoneís all filled with energy. Theyíre two schools with such bad kid comedy because theyíre so over the top and so, trying to help with the kids over-enunciating and everyoneís all filled with energy and that to me is horrible because itís not like real kids but for me if you kind of create an absurd situation but then you put the kids in it, theyíre acting the way kids would act in the real situation, then youíre great.
So for me itís just really staying away from that amped up kind of. Thereís nothing wrong the Nickelodeon, Disney kind of thing but itís just, I never think Iím making stuff for kids, I think Iím making stuff about kids for adults that I think kids will enjoy too. Itís a comedy about kids; itís not a kidís comedy because I didnít want to dumb it down. I think this stuff that I make, if I say itís for kids itís like people think different, and itís like oh well you canít do this because people will get that and you canít do this because people will get that. You know kids will get it; they get a lot of stuff. You know weíre not making some big heavy thing but lets treat kids, I mean lets cast kids who look real and have real personalities and have their own thing going on as opposed to finding the models and saying be like this.
where I think so much bad casting comes from.
Theyíre like I want her to look like Britney Spears so
letís find the girl thatís like Britney Spears and then weíll
make her say these lines that a guy in his forties wrote because he
thinks like Ďman if I were head of the hits back then Iíd say
thisí or yeah well if I were this age back then.
Itís all this kind of righting the wrongs, so itís fun
for me to come with something real.
Is directing kids as difficult as like when they throw water on a chicken?
No, the thing is I think directing kids is only difficult when you donít cast the right kids. You know, a scene like today where they have the kids going crazy, it just hardens the accounting nightmare, you know you have a good idea as the director team kind of telling the kids where to go, and youíre like I want one kid over here and this one over there and they kind of sort it out and itís like you sit there with the camera and wait. Directing kids is not that tough because once again if youíre using the kids I like to use, which are really smart kids, theyíre just going to figure out themselves and then you let them be themselves.
never about like Ďsay this line like thisí unless itís a very
specific joke but if a kidís ever having trouble saying a line,
for me thereís something wrong with the line, itís not something
wrong with the kid, not written in the kidís voice, or this is the
way the kid talks. So
the only bad performances the kid comes from ďsay it just like
thisĒ. So this kid has
to unnaturally kind of torture out this sentence but now heís not
a kid anymore, heís a guy in his thirties or forties funneling the
words of that person then it just all falls apart.
you a grown up kid yourself?
Yeah, I think my wife can attest to that. Yeah, I just wanted to poke fun. I just like their energy. I think maybe our references are a little different because itís different times you grew up but I feel like we all kind of have the same sense of humor so things that they suggest that they think would be kind of funny and usually, 90% of the time youíre like well thatís great, weíll try it.
you have some of the greatest advisors in the world.
Iíve seen half of these guys at the Upright Citizens
Brigade Theatre. You
brought them in, Iím assuming, to improvise.
Yeah, oh yeah. For me like I hate to waste any role even though itís like one line that I always call the Ďthey want that awayí line. Roles which can easily populate the film but just knowing people are really good in that with all the people with one or two lines itsí like eh, you know, heís got a local joke and I feel bad because Iíve been acting for years so I was always the guy trying to get those parts but at the same time, I donít want to waste any of those parts. I just want peopleís personalities to shine through. I want people who are going to bring something extra.
You know weíve got Cedric Yarbrough from Reno 911 playing Charlieís dad. He literally got one line but its like, Cedricís great. Even though heís reacting, you just know as an audience member, you trust the filmmaker because you go Ďwell that guyís great, okay now I can relaxí. I donít know, I feel like that just legitimizes everything and like you say, then I can improvise. You know, go ahead you guys, do what you want, we have three other kids in the hall, Ruth McCoulah, Mark McKenny, and Brian McDonald playing security guards who are guarding the kids when they get locked away. And I just wrote these scenes that we keep cutting back with them arguing about like theyíre playing Name That Tune with Christmas carols.
I just say do what you want, you know weíll just shoot a ton of it and then weíll pick and choose and then find it but thatís the kind of goal you want. I donít want to waste a moment. I want every moment to be funny.
You brought a couple of actors from Arrested Development.
Jessica Walters plays sort of the irresponsible stewardess whoís
put in charge of Spencerís little sister and sheís got the
nightmare girl with her Mary Lynn designer braces and stuff.
So Jessicaís great and weíve got Tony Hale comes for this
quick little bit at the end where Santaís handing out gifts to
everybodyís whoís by themselves and you know, itís like Allan
Davy is like Iím 36 years old, Santa is like Ďhey youíre by
yourselfí and heís like Ďokayí.
So once again Tony stays and Tony brings will bring this
extra fun energy to it.
anyone ever cut Dave Brownís hair?
like Sampson, if you cut his hair, his powers all go away.
Heís the crazy gas station attendant.
The first time you see him, heís a chain saw artist.
He comes up with a chain saw and scares the crap out of
talked about casting earlier. How
quickly can you cast now? Can
you look at someone in the first thirty seconds?
Iím sure youíve got great gut instincts.
Itís amazing how fast you know, especially with kids. Because what you do is you throw the net wide and say bring in a million kids. And every body that sees your film is like Ďyeah that person okay, I can see thatí. But every time the right person walks in youíre like Ďforget it, all those other people can just blow out of your mindí. Thatís how good it was with me too, with all the roles really. You just have to know and the biggest thing is going is the studio will go for it, or can I talk the studio into it, or how am I going to talk the studio into it? Fortunately, I had the greatest thing happen on this, just when I was just gearing up to kind of push through my cast, Time magazine out of nowhere did this article about where like four Freaks and Geeks kids are now and how theyíre famous.
you talk about casting Wilmer?
Yeah, it was one of those roles where at first glance you go Ďokay, but Wilmer contacted us and he and his manager got a hold of the script and they loved this role. They were like Ďwe would love to play this role and at first we were kind of like ĎWilmer, who Iím reading in the papers and heís dating all these women, heís going to be Ö9:18Öbut he came in and he met with us at lunch and I was like ĎIím not really sureí and he goes ĎIíd love to sit down with you and talk about the roleí and by the time he was done I was like Ďheís the guyí. First of all, itís not the way you would expect to go with the role and secondly, he just brings this whole kind of funny energy to it.
we ended up cutting out this whole thing where he was in love with
this flight attendant and he didnít have the nerve to talk to her.
That was the only reason I was pulling back and was like
Ďam I going to buy that Wilmer Valderrama is afraid to talk to a
flight attendantí? But
then we ended up cutting that part out because he became one of the
than the kids are, and so this worked out perfect.
Heís been great. Heís
another great improviser. We
pelted him with all this food and crap in the room the other day
because the kids were all throwing stuff.
Today he got dogpiled on by a bunch of kids.
Heís great. Heís
like Jason Friegler used to be on Freaks and Geeks used to be which
was, Jason would just like ĎIíll do ití.
Will you stand in your underwear?
ĎIíll do ití. Will
you disco dance? ĎIíll
do ití. So Wilmer was
like, Ďsure Iíll do ití. I
As an actor obviously you travel a lot. You traveled a lot when youíre an actor. Is that where the idea came to you, is being in a lot of airports and seeing a lot of people?
Well actually, honestly this idea was brought to me. It was a script that already existed. It was a Miss America life story that they, Warner Bros had developed through two sets of writers, and then they sent it to me and I really liked the idea of the script had a lot of great characters and the structure was kind of cool but then I wanted, (a) I wanted to make it my own and (b) I really wanted to make a bigger film. I wanted to make it much more physical because Iíve always been dying to bring back the John Lay of this, the Blake Edwards, big physical comedy and so I thought this was the perfect one to do it with.
I did a very major rewrite on it and added all big, new chase down
the hill and this scene where the kids get caught in this big
luggage sorting machine, just a lot of the mayhem of running around
and more than anything we sold it.
I wanted to do that kind of thing and I feel like thereís
not a lot of that around now. I
kind of wanted to bring back a nod to the comedy I grew up with but
try to do it modern so the people watching an old movie like that
would feel like they were watching a new movie with this kind of
action in it.
got kind of a Breakfast Club feel to it.
Yeah but the irony was it really started out being much more breakfast clubby. By the time we got into production it became more Animal House than Breakfast Club. Itís like Animal House meets Home Alone if I may. But The Breakfast Club element is still in there but it kind of moves a lot faster than it used to. We also kind of realized you know what, this is just kind of a ride and weíre going to put the heart into the ride but I never want to have processed, you know, itís all action but doesnít mean anything. So at the end of the day I want to try to move the audience and try to get them interested. Because I like being the guy, so even when I read this script, the ending was sweet and I was like I love that.
you looked at all at airlines or airports to kind of understand or
did you just kind of feel it out?
People kind of felt it out; I mean a lot of it came from Miss Americaís life story, like the whole UN room. Basically that story was about the kids getting taken to the UN room and the nightmare it was and then being taken and having to bunk with this stewardess. And kind of thatís where it ended, but that to me kind of said it. That set the whole mood of like, if that happened to me I would want nothing more than to get out of there so then from there, you can see the mayhem of what would happen if you get in the way and the quote unquote bad guy is trying to stop you.
obviously we donít know a ton about the movie until you make it.
So these kids are traveling, theyíre stuck here so they
ship them in a room?
Yeah, basically what it is, is when youíre flying and youíre an unaccompanied minor, they do if something happened like this where everything shuts down, they just put all the kids away into one room because legally they have since these kids could get into trouble so they have to lock them away. So what happens is thatís fine for the airport to have kids stuck in there, talk about my nightmare as a kid, to be stuck with all these kids you donít know and most of them want to beat you up and stuff so then from there they escape and they get caught and they come back and then they really escape and trying to rescue, Spence wants to get to his sister because she was taken away to go to a hotel that they miss the train for. So they have to get to her because he knows sheís expecting Santa Claus at 4:30AM so he has to get to her to get her a present and save Christmas for her. So they did that.
Is it fun for you to direct stuff like The Office and Arrested Development?
Oh yeah, thatís a blast. I mean, in some ways itís almost like a vacation. Shows like that are so great and the cast is so good that literally you almost feel guilty collecting a pay check for it because itís so funny. I just laugh all day and my only responsibility is to make sure I capture it correctly so itís as funny as it is on the set, but shows like that are so much fun. I mean The Office is just laughs because on top of everything we do a lot of improv and come up with a lot of the stuff on the spot like in the Halloween episode that I directed, the whole thing where Dwightís trying to talk Michael that heís got the hood. This big scene came out of it. It wasnít in the script and Greg Daniels was so great, he had to do another scene just so they can have an extended homage Star Wars scene. Nerds rule. It was my people.
you been allowing kids to improv?
Oh yeah, the kids are really good at it. Youíre always kind of surprised, you never know if the kids will be good at it or not, but they amazed me. There were a couple of scenes where you could just hear the A, B, and C and come in every time and do something differently. That was so funny and Tyler; theyíre all really good at it. Tyler is an amazing kid. He just kind of hits everything and he just kind of nails everything. And then Quinn just brings this fresh energy because she hasnít done much and sheís just like a force of nature running around. And Dylanís like me, just an awkward guy in the middle trying to figure this all out.
you meet Bret at the audition?
what happened Brett ended up, when we were casting, a tape came in
from Toronto, because we had casting directors all over the country
just auditioning people for this.
And Brett cam in from Bad Santa, and his audition was
hilarious. And so this
part was a little different because heís more of a stoic kid, the
kind that doesnít talk and all that and goes off on this journey
and discovers who he is his ridiculous journey to find a Christmas
tree. He had to wear a
snow mobile suit so heís very hot during shoot.
I feel bad.
it been gratifying to see Freaks and Geeks become so popular?
itís so cool. I mean
getting it out on DVD was the greatest thing for us because it was a
long time for sure we thought it was going to get out.
Yeah, but itís just really heartening and itís really
nice also just working with kids and youíre like Ďhere, check
this outí as opposed to before there was the DVD on TV shows, you
just had to say Ďoh I had a TV show and itís goodí.
yeah. So itís
fantastic and the more people discover it the happier I am.
Speaking of Geeks, did you enjoy watching movies like Revenge of the Nerds back in the 80ís?
Kind of. I actually, believe it or not, I didnít buy that movie as much as other people did because that to me misrepresented, I thought it was really funny but it also represented what was thought as the big archetype of the nerd which, I donít know, we were all nerds and none of us were like that. I still think itís really funny and it kind of gets funnier as we get older but at the same times thatís what I wanted to fight against which is coke bottle glasses and snorting guys, so thatís one of the many motivations of what Freaks and Geeks really was. I knew a couple of guys who were super nerds even we didnít hang out with them because they were like clinical, you know.
But as much as I can, you know sometimes you canít, but I try to break the stereotype and try to go a different way so at least, I think you relate to it more as opposed to being the archetype. All thatís funny but, I guess thatís what theyíre like. We all kind of know everybody; we all know all different types of people whether we know them well or not so to introduce the type of person you go Ďthatís weird, I donít know anybody like thatí almost feels kind of fake to me because when you really break it down, thereís not that many different types of people.
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