Sex with Woody

Movies are supposed to illuminate aspects of the human condition that may have otherwise remained hidden. They are mirrors, windows and waterfalls of light and knowledge–gateways to our most urgent and definitive impulses. There’s all that, and then sometimes, if we’re lucky, we get to see people having sex.

Who better to guide us through the treacherous, squishy world of cinematic ugly-bumping, then a nebbish, neurotic, wilted-voiced Jew from New York. HERE, according to New York Magazine, are Woody Allen’s ten best sex scenes. Box of Kleenex required.