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Shadow vs. Snake Eyes

Jul. 13, 2009by: Omar Aviles

The character posters for the upcoming Stephen Sommers directed toy and comic adapted actioner G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA are getting to be like the INGLORIOUS BASTERDS character posters - meaning there's a shitload of them. The latest feature the villanous Storm Shadow and JOE team member Snake Eyes in their respective ass stomping poses. The elite team of American heroes face off against Cobra Commander and his brood on August 7th.

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Extra Tidbit: If nothing else, the Storm Shadow/Snake Eyes showdown looks pretty good.
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7:51PM on 07/13/2009

Cobra Commander??

Has any seen any pics of Cobra Commander yet?
Has any seen any pics of Cobra Commander yet?
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8:02PM on 07/13/2009
I dont think they look very cool, it looks like the Mortal Kombat movies.
I dont think they look very cool, it looks like the Mortal Kombat movies.
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8:14PM on 07/13/2009
the Ninja stuff was never my favorite element of the Joe universe.

Bring on the Dreadnoks!
the Ninja stuff was never my favorite element of the Joe universe.

Bring on the Dreadnoks!
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8:18PM on 07/13/2009
they look super cheesy. I don't think any amount of coolness from the snake eyes/storm shadow fights can save the movie, it looks awful.
they look super cheesy. I don't think any amount of coolness from the snake eyes/storm shadow fights can save the movie, it looks awful.
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8:18PM on 07/13/2009
God Storm Shadow looks like ass..
God Storm Shadow looks like ass..
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9:07PM on 07/13/2009
i like both actors involved with this so i look forward to the fight even though the movie looks like dogshit
i like both actors involved with this so i look forward to the fight even though the movie looks like dogshit
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9:08PM on 07/13/2009

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sheeeeeiiiitttt.
sheeeeeiiiitttt.
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9:17PM on 07/13/2009

Posters are cool but movie looks like dogshit.

And to stoneyzepplin: Cobra Commander basically looks like a burn victim with an Ant Man-like mask. Nowhere does he look like CC from the cartoon. Epic fail.
And to stoneyzepplin: Cobra Commander basically looks like a burn victim with an Ant Man-like mask. Nowhere does he look like CC from the cartoon. Epic fail.
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9:18PM on 07/13/2009

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cant wait! this move looks like its gonna be a lot of brainless fun.
cant wait! this move looks like its gonna be a lot of brainless fun.
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9:28PM on 07/13/2009

Gi Joe

I hope this doesn't make me look like a total nerd, but am I the only person that remembers Ripcord(Marlon Wayans) being a white guy? I always loved Zartan and his Dreadnoks the best.This movie sounds horrible. I may see it when it comes out on DVD. I always prefered G.I. Joe to Transformers, which has a ridiculous premise(alien robots which just happen to resemble human modes of transportaion).
I hope this doesn't make me look like a total nerd, but am I the only person that remembers Ripcord(Marlon Wayans) being a white guy? I always loved Zartan and his Dreadnoks the best.This movie sounds horrible. I may see it when it comes out on DVD. I always prefered G.I. Joe to Transformers, which has a ridiculous premise(alien robots which just happen to resemble human modes of transportaion).
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8:54AM on 07/14/2009
You're not. I remember. But I guess Wayans just really nailed the complexities of the character, LOL.
You're not. I remember. But I guess Wayans just really nailed the complexities of the character, LOL.
1:29AM on 07/14/2009
No. Makes you wonder why they didn't use Stalker. Plenty of black GI Joe to choose from.
No. Makes you wonder why they didn't use Stalker. Plenty of black GI Joe to choose from.
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9:36PM on 07/13/2009
Snake Eye's lips ruin the entire costume.
Snake Eye's lips ruin the entire costume.
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8:52AM on 07/14/2009
You're right. The pants don't help either.
You're right. The pants don't help either.
10:12PM on 07/13/2009
I hadn't noticed that until you mentioned it, but now it's impossible to ignore. Between this and the costume in "Kick-Ass," what's up with changing designs to see the characters' mouths? Lame.
I hadn't noticed that until you mentioned it, but now it's impossible to ignore. Between this and the costume in "Kick-Ass," what's up with changing designs to see the characters' mouths? Lame.
10:50PM on 07/13/2009

whatever

this is to boognishforever. You did know that the transformers didn't look like human modes od transportation, until after they landed on earth, right? That they had completely different forms they transformed into, while they were still on cybertron? Of course you knew this because only an idiot would assume they looked like that with never having been to earth before.
this is to boognishforever. You did know that the transformers didn't look like human modes od transportation, until after they landed on earth, right? That they had completely different forms they transformed into, while they were still on cybertron? Of course you knew this because only an idiot would assume they looked like that with never having been to earth before.
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10:57PM on 07/13/2009
Correct. When they arrived on Earth they had to assume the forms of our vehicles that are similar in size and shape. Ie Bumblebee was a small yellow ship on his world thus, he became a beetle here. I still prefered Joe to Transformers, but i loved He-Man most of all. That being said Snake Eyes and Stormshadow are the only characters that seem to resemble their comiccartoon counterparts. Well maybe Baroness does too.
Correct. When they arrived on Earth they had to assume the forms of our vehicles that are similar in size and shape. Ie Bumblebee was a small yellow ship on his world thus, he became a beetle here. I still prefered Joe to Transformers, but i loved He-Man most of all. That being said Snake Eyes and Stormshadow are the only characters that seem to resemble their comiccartoon counterparts. Well maybe Baroness does too.
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11:51PM on 07/13/2009
LOL @ boognishforever.
LOL @ boognishforever.
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12:00AM on 07/14/2009
Touche, this movie does look like a load of steaming hot dog shit.

and I can't STAND these fuckers that are like "Oh boy!! It looks like A TON of mindless fun! ZOMG!! Wow!!".... FUCK THAT.
Touche, this movie does look like a load of steaming hot dog shit.

and I can't STAND these fuckers that are like "Oh boy!! It looks like A TON of mindless fun! ZOMG!! Wow!!".... FUCK THAT.
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12:29AM on 07/14/2009
So you're gonna take a movie based toys of army soldiers looking like the village people seriously? Cuz if u do...man you need to go out more...

Tho this film still looks like shit tho.
So you're gonna take a movie based toys of army soldiers looking like the village people seriously? Cuz if u do...man you need to go out more...

Tho this film still looks like shit tho.
1:13AM on 07/14/2009
Whoa these posters look horrid
Whoa these posters look horrid
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2:04AM on 07/14/2009

Steven Sommers is silly...

The Mummy and The Mummy Returns were dumb as shit, but still retained a level of fun and all hope was lost when Van Helsing came out. This one looks no different and for some reason i can't help but bust out laughing when they dodge the missiles and flying cars.
The Mummy and The Mummy Returns were dumb as shit, but still retained a level of fun and all hope was lost when Van Helsing came out. This one looks no different and for some reason i can't help but bust out laughing when they dodge the missiles and flying cars.
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2:06AM on 07/14/2009

Although...

...if they say Porkchop Sandwiches!, i will automatically love this film.
...if they say Porkchop Sandwiches!, i will automatically love this film.
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4:11PM on 07/14/2009
hahaha, PORKCHOP SANDWICHES, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
hahaha, PORKCHOP SANDWICHES, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
12:38PM on 07/14/2009

WTF IS THIS

there is SPAM in the schmoe universe! NOOOOOOOOOO
Also Snake Eyes looks like he's holding a hub cap...fail
there is SPAM in the schmoe universe! NOOOOOOOOOO
Also Snake Eyes looks like he's holding a hub cap...fail
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1:10PM on 07/14/2009

$

These look like the overpriced posters you get at Wal Mart for 10 dollars.
These look like the overpriced posters you get at Wal Mart for 10 dollars.
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1:51PM on 07/14/2009

PC

Yes, RipCord was white as was the Kingpin in the DareDevil movie and next they're going to get a Mexican to play Kato in the Green Hornet Movie. Oh HollyWood, shame on vu, shame on vu!
Yes, RipCord was white as was the Kingpin in the DareDevil movie and next they're going to get a Mexican to play Kato in the Green Hornet Movie. Oh HollyWood, shame on vu, shame on vu!
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8:46PM on 07/14/2009

TBagNUrMom

bunch of the joes had their ethnicity changed to reflect a more global team. Like Breaker for example, and Ripcord.

It's not a"PC" thing. It's a MONEY thing. bring in a wider audience by actually letting other races see themselves in their movies. such a bad thing, Tbag? Shame on vu.

ps and why not a mexican kato? we're getting a jewish Green Hornet. does that really affect how you watch movies?
bunch of the joes had their ethnicity changed to reflect a more global team. Like Breaker for example, and Ripcord.

It's not a"PC" thing. It's a MONEY thing. bring in a wider audience by actually letting other races see themselves in their movies. such a bad thing, Tbag? Shame on vu.

ps and why not a mexican kato? we're getting a jewish Green Hornet. does that really affect how you watch movies?
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1:38PM on 07/15/2009

GUARANTEED CHEESY FUN! :D

Wow, looks like the art-designers went flat-out on this one.

Marketing Dude: We need more flare n' colors, dammnit! We gotta make this look EPIC! Y'know make the fanboys "rabid" enough to look forward to obvious CGI and crappy wire-work fight scenes! C'mon people make it happen!!
Wow, looks like the art-designers went flat-out on this one.

Marketing Dude: We need more flare n' colors, dammnit! We gotta make this look EPIC! Y'know make the fanboys "rabid" enough to look forward to obvious CGI and crappy wire-work fight scenes! C'mon people make it happen!!
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