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The trailer for Shark Night 3D wants you to fear the water

4 years agoby:

Ah, I miss the days when it was called UNTITLED 3D SHARK THRILLER.

Armed with a new title and trailer, SHARK NIGHT 3D wants to remind us why we should be afraid of the water...or take an IQ test....whatever. The classic formula for most horror movies involving young adults going to the lake/ocean is in place. A group of friends go out, do some water skiing, try to get romantic, and sharks come along and ruin everything.

My favorite quotes in this trailer are, "How did these sharks get here?" "This is salt water." Well, I guess that means they aren't robots.

Check it out below. It promises boobies.

"Arriving by boat at her family's Louisiana lake island cabin, Sara (Sara Paxton) and her friends quickly strip down to their swimsuits for a weekend of fun in the sun. But when star football player Malik (Sinqua Walls) stumbles from the salt-water lake with his arm torn off, the party mood quickly evaporates. Assuming the injury was caused by a freak wake-boarding accident, the group realizes they have to get Malik to a hospital on the other side of the lake, and fast. But as they set out in a tiny speedboat, the college friends discover the lake has been stocked with hundreds of massive, flesh-eating sharks! As they face one grisly death after another, Sara and the others struggle desperately to fend off the sharks, get help and stay alive long enough to reach the safety of dry land.

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2:30PM on 06/26/2012

Oh goodie, Jaws 5 is finally here!

This is movie is clichéd as FUCK!

Unless the climax involves an epic fight with a giant mutated/alien octopus, a crazy loud-mouth special-op dude hanging outside a speeding helicopter while shooting a flamethrower and spouting shark puns, a babe out-running a fire-ball (or a shark on fire) on a jetski topless and occasionally throwing her hair back in slo-mo, I'M NOT WATCHING THIS!
This is movie is clichéd as FUCK!

Unless the climax involves an epic fight with a giant mutated/alien octopus, a crazy loud-mouth special-op dude hanging outside a speeding helicopter while shooting a flamethrower and spouting shark puns, a babe out-running a fire-ball (or a shark on fire) on a jetski topless and occasionally throwing her hair back in slo-mo, I'M NOT WATCHING THIS!
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6:00PM on 05/26/2011
Boobs, boobs, boobs. There won't be any boobs.
Boobs, boobs, boobs. There won't be any boobs.
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8:00AM on 05/26/2011
Looks like a film where i'd be on the sharks side
Looks like a film where i'd be on the sharks side
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7:50AM on 05/26/2011

(shrug)

I probably won't see this. I get the premise...that they have to get across the lake, but even super sharks can't chase and topple a speedboat. Once the first attack occurs, the story can't make any sense...just drive the boat to the other side of the lake and get to a hospital.
I probably won't see this. I get the premise...that they have to get across the lake, but even super sharks can't chase and topple a speedboat. Once the first attack occurs, the story can't make any sense...just drive the boat to the other side of the lake and get to a hospital.
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5:28AM on 05/26/2011
Blah, boring. I wasn't the least bit entertained. It's all cliche and typical, the copycat of a formula that only works for campy, R-rated horror flicks. This looks like it's trying to make those campy, R-rated horror films look cool and hip and having a wider audience. Nope, sorry. You just can't have a cheesy monster flick and then rate it PG-13. That removes the point of there being a cheesy monster flick in the first place.
Blah, boring. I wasn't the least bit entertained. It's all cliche and typical, the copycat of a formula that only works for campy, R-rated horror flicks. This looks like it's trying to make those campy, R-rated horror films look cool and hip and having a wider audience. Nope, sorry. You just can't have a cheesy monster flick and then rate it PG-13. That removes the point of there being a cheesy monster flick in the first place.
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10:57PM on 05/25/2011
fuck, this movie has everything, but its pg-13, WTF
fuck, this movie has everything, but its pg-13, WTF
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10:34PM on 05/25/2011
I wish I could say this looks good, but ... yeah. Not so much.
I wish I could say this looks good, but ... yeah. Not so much.
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9:55PM on 05/25/2011
How about just staying on land once they know sharks are in the water? OH that's right, they're stupid.
How about just staying on land once they know sharks are in the water? OH that's right, they're stupid.
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9:13PM on 05/25/2011
Even though I just watched this, I can guarantee that when I'm at the beach this coming weekend it will be Jaws that I'm thinking of, not this PoS.
Even though I just watched this, I can guarantee that when I'm at the beach this coming weekend it will be Jaws that I'm thinking of, not this PoS.
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9:07PM on 05/25/2011
This movie didn't even try to have an original idea. Example: Black guy dying first is given away in the trailer.
This movie didn't even try to have an original idea. Example: Black guy dying first is given away in the trailer.
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7:37PM on 05/25/2011
I'll just watch Deep Blue Sea instead.
I'll just watch Deep Blue Sea instead.
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11:54PM on 05/25/2011
great movie :)
great movie :)
7:20PM on 05/25/2011
Screw the haters. I need a more shark movies in my life.
Screw the haters. I need a more shark movies in my life.
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7:02PM on 05/25/2011
i'll be blunt ... taste like sux
i'll be blunt ... taste like sux
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6:55PM on 05/25/2011

PG-13???

At least we can look forward to the Unrated Blu-ray version by the end of the year. I call shenanigans on this rating... why would Ellis pick THIS flick as his first PG-13 dive into entertaining horror? So fucking stupid...
At least we can look forward to the Unrated Blu-ray version by the end of the year. I call shenanigans on this rating... why would Ellis pick THIS flick as his first PG-13 dive into entertaining horror? So fucking stupid...
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9:11PM on 05/25/2011
And that shit in its self is getting old. If theres an R rated cut just show it in the damn theater
And that shit in its self is getting old. If theres an R rated cut just show it in the damn theater
6:28PM on 05/25/2011
Part of me wants to like this, but if this is PG-13, I'm saving my money. I don't want it to be toned down. I want boobs and blood! Piranha 3D delivered on the goods last summer and I had a hell of a lot of fun watching that with my roommates in the theaters. If this earns an R, I'll be there. If not, I'll hold out for Piranha 3DD!!!
Part of me wants to like this, but if this is PG-13, I'm saving my money. I don't want it to be toned down. I want boobs and blood! Piranha 3D delivered on the goods last summer and I had a hell of a lot of fun watching that with my roommates in the theaters. If this earns an R, I'll be there. If not, I'll hold out for Piranha 3DD!!!
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6:26PM on 05/25/2011
"Maybe someone put them there" Well, they show a malaka lowering a guy tied up into the water...hmmm...and who cares. An "R" rating would have been the only thing this shitfest had going for it.
"Maybe someone put them there" Well, they show a malaka lowering a guy tied up into the water...hmmm...and who cares. An "R" rating would have been the only thing this shitfest had going for it.
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6:26PM on 05/25/2011
Looks like a SyFy Original movie...
Looks like a SyFy Original movie...
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6:18PM on 05/25/2011

T-Mobile

I will never buy that piece of sh** phone and will do me best to prevent people from getting it; good advertisement work, guys.

Movie looks awful; that girl's butt in a white short looks awesome, though
I will never buy that piece of sh** phone and will do me best to prevent people from getting it; good advertisement work, guys.

Movie looks awful; that girl's butt in a white short looks awesome, though
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6:05PM on 05/25/2011
Snakes on a Plane was PG-13 right?
Still one of my favourite movies. If it's anything like that, it'll be awesome. I wish it was still called Untitled 3D Shark thriller...
Snakes on a Plane was PG-13 right?
Still one of my favourite movies. If it's anything like that, it'll be awesome. I wish it was still called Untitled 3D Shark thriller...
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6:08PM on 05/25/2011
Nope. Snakes was R all the way friendo.
Nope. Snakes was R all the way friendo.
11:11PM on 05/25/2011
Its one of your 'favourite movies' and you forgot about all the motherfuckin' big titties?
Its one of your 'favourite movies' and you forgot about all the motherfuckin' big titties?
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6:00PM on 05/25/2011

I understand barely anything is original

these days, but Jesus, this looks like every lake/college kid/serial killer/monster movie ever made. what's the catch? "oh well theres a shark and its salt water in a lake." gimmie something new for fuck sake.
these days, but Jesus, this looks like every lake/college kid/serial killer/monster movie ever made. what's the catch? "oh well theres a shark and its salt water in a lake." gimmie something new for fuck sake.
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5:52PM on 05/25/2011

PG-13?

Go run into an AIDS tree.
Go run into an AIDS tree.
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5:25PM on 05/25/2011
Wow. So cool. I can't wait. So, if there's sharks in the water then we just don't go in the water, right? Seriously, this should be direct to dvd...
Wow. So cool. I can't wait. So, if there's sharks in the water then we just don't go in the water, right? Seriously, this should be direct to dvd...
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5:24PM on 05/25/2011
I'll just repeat what I said on AITH: Good trailer that screams R-rated. Too bad PG-13 has been confirmed.

I don't wanna live in a motherfucka where a film with wet chicks getting eaten is PG-13.
I'll just repeat what I said on AITH: Good trailer that screams R-rated. Too bad PG-13 has been confirmed.

I don't wanna live in a motherfucka where a film with wet chicks getting eaten is PG-13.
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6:08PM on 05/25/2011
Dammit Captain!! You almost made me spew soda all over my keyboard! And Ill have you know that carbonated drinks cause great pain when they erupt from your nostrils due to spontaneous laughter *cough hack wheeze*
Dammit Captain!! You almost made me spew soda all over my keyboard! And Ill have you know that carbonated drinks cause great pain when they erupt from your nostrils due to spontaneous laughter *cough hack wheeze*
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