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12.06.2007
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Those wacky Japanese and their adverts. This isn't what I would consider to be the all-time greatest crazy bat shit insane ad that I've seen, but it's damn close. As you know, Slusho is the fictional drink, trademarked by JJ Abrams and at one point, a possibly name for the monster flick CLOVERFIELD. And I guess that is exactly what is being advertised here, in some really roundabout way. I don't speak Japanese, so I have absolutely no idea what's being said in the advert, but rest assured, if an infinite number of monkeys sat at an infinite number of type-writers none of them would come up with something that would make this ad make a lick of sense. It's been speculated that the Slusho website has a ton of clues as to the movie, but who knows. If you want to root around for those, then head on OVER. The film is only about a month away now, so just sit tight!

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Extra Tidbit: Yep, the most insane Japanese advert I've seen, if only for Nic Cage deciding it would be a good idea - PACHINKO!
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1:26AM on 12/07/2007
i think the problem with the handheld method is that the directors aren't seeing what they're filming at the time on a jumbo huge screen. they see it on a pidly monitor and think it's fine. little do they realize when it's on a huge fucking theater screen it is simply too much for the senses to take. the dvds are fine, but at the theater i literally had to look away for the bourne action sequences (not in Doug Liman's brilliant shot and superior Bourne Identity though ^^ )
i think the problem with the handheld method is that the directors aren't seeing what they're filming at the time on a jumbo huge screen. they see it on a pidly monitor and think it's fine. little do they realize when it's on a huge fucking theater screen it is simply too much for the senses to take. the dvds are fine, but at the theater i literally had to look away for the bourne action sequences (not in Doug Liman's brilliant shot and superior Bourne Identity though ^^ )
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4:17PM on 12/06/2007

Darling KcMsterpce

I take it you didn't like the Bourne Ultimatum either then? If hand-held cameras make you and your friends nauseous, then perhaps I can recommend a good Sandra Bullock film for you.
I take it you didn't like the Bourne Ultimatum either then? If hand-held cameras make you and your friends nauseous, then perhaps I can recommend a good Sandra Bullock film for you.
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4:01PM on 12/06/2007

hands covering...

... one's eyes is probably what most of the theater will be doing. It looks more wretch-inducing than BLAIR WITCH. It's one thing to make it like a documentary, but at least you can find someone who knows how to FUCKING HOLD A CAMERA.
I think I'll be seeing this alone, because all my friends get seasick from just the trailer itself.
... one's eyes is probably what most of the theater will be doing. It looks more wretch-inducing than BLAIR WITCH. It's one thing to make it like a documentary, but at least you can find someone who knows how to FUCKING HOLD A CAMERA.
I think I'll be seeing this alone, because all my friends get seasick from just the trailer itself.
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2:57PM on 12/06/2007
This is way old news. The site's been up for months.

Anyway, I don't understand why people are already hating Cloverfield, even though they haven't seen it yet. Even if this movie DID turn out to be bad, at least watch it first to find out for yourself.
This is way old news. The site's been up for months.

Anyway, I don't understand why people are already hating Cloverfield, even though they haven't seen it yet. Even if this movie DID turn out to be bad, at least watch it first to find out for yourself.
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12:05PM on 12/06/2007
Is it bad that I'm a huge Lost fan, and yet I'm more psyched for Cloverfield? Also, thank you James for the championing of the greatest commercial series in history, and the reason I will never hate Nicholas Cage, no matter how many Ghost Rider films he makes.
Is it bad that I'm a huge Lost fan, and yet I'm more psyched for Cloverfield? Also, thank you James for the championing of the greatest commercial series in history, and the reason I will never hate Nicholas Cage, no matter how many Ghost Rider films he makes.
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10:23AM on 12/06/2007

Cloverfield

Alright kids, if you haven't heard an endorsement for this movie then allow me to be the first. I saw a screening of this movie not too long ago and I can tell you that it is worth the hype.

Not one person in the audience didnt watch this with their hands over their gaping mouths. You'll love it.

Now i dont want to spoil anything for you guys since the movie is just around the corner. So GO SEE IT!
Alright kids, if you haven't heard an endorsement for this movie then allow me to be the first. I saw a screening of this movie not too long ago and I can tell you that it is worth the hype.

Not one person in the audience didnt watch this with their hands over their gaping mouths. You'll love it.

Now i dont want to spoil anything for you guys since the movie is just around the corner. So GO SEE IT!
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