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06.24.2007
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Apparently when king of men Harvey Weinstein heard that Kevin Smith's new script was called ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, he greenlit it right away, without reading. This is either because Harvey loves Kevin Smith, is addicted to porn, or thinks that Kevin Smith and porno is a potent combination. EW.com and their recently published 'EW 100' issue have revealed all that is cool in movies, and this future Kevin Smith project was included, along with an excerpt from the script, which you can see BELOW. They've of course cleaned it up a little for the children, but I'm sure most of us can imagine what horrifying profanity lies beneath those black bars. Check it out everyone! Thanks to 'Josh' for the head's up!

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Extra Tidbit: Smith will shoot this after he shoots his horror film RED STATE.
Source: EW.com

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10:02PM on 06/24/2007

Hmmm

I see a lil' "Dante-Randall" type argument going on here...
I see a lil' "Dante-Randall" type argument going on here...
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11:22PM on 06/24/2007
Interesting. I'm assuming this is supposed to take place in St. Cloud, MN? Also nice to see Kevin probably won't be making this very PG-13 with that title and all the nice little words blacked out. Looking forward to it.
Interesting. I'm assuming this is supposed to take place in St. Cloud, MN? Also nice to see Kevin probably won't be making this very PG-13 with that title and all the nice little words blacked out. Looking forward to it.
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11:30PM on 06/24/2007
It's funny. That's what I like. I also hate the fucking stupid censoring that EW does. I mean most magazines allow cuss words to be said in the magazine without being bleeped. Do Kids read it or something?
It's funny. That's what I like. I also hate the fucking stupid censoring that EW does. I mean most magazines allow cuss words to be said in the magazine without being bleeped. Do Kids read it or something?
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12:02AM on 06/25/2007

Can't wait

Kevin Smith can do (almost) no wrong in my book. I'm not a blind fanboy, I just dig his work. I just wish we could get something of the "Chasing Amy" caliber again.
Kevin Smith can do (almost) no wrong in my book. I'm not a blind fanboy, I just dig his work. I just wish we could get something of the "Chasing Amy" caliber again.
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2:34AM on 06/25/2007
Maybe it's just me... but I kept picturing Zack as Kelso and Miri as Donna from THAT 70's SHOW. Either way, another Smith movie is A-OK in my book... and if he could talk Laura Prepon into it as well, I'd be even happier:D (I could care less about Kutcher)
Maybe it's just me... but I kept picturing Zack as Kelso and Miri as Donna from THAT 70's SHOW. Either way, another Smith movie is A-OK in my book... and if he could talk Laura Prepon into it as well, I'd be even happier:D (I could care less about Kutcher)
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7:30AM on 06/25/2007
[link] that's some fuckin dialogue right there!
[link] that's some fuckin dialogue right there!
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10:36PM on 06/25/2007
from now on whenever i swear, it shall be replaced with the word "cuddle"

"Cuddle you, you cuddling mothercuddler! Go take a big cuddling cuddle off the cuddling top of the empire state building and cuddle yourself all the way down!"

See? Classic.
from now on whenever i swear, it shall be replaced with the word "cuddle"

"Cuddle you, you cuddling mothercuddler! Go take a big cuddling cuddle off the cuddling top of the empire state building and cuddle yourself all the way down!"

See? Classic.
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