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Smurfs: The Movie

06.09.2008
Don't pretend like this is a surprise. Everything that's been a toy, comic, cartoon or videogame in the past century will eventually find its way back to us in full-motion form, courtesy of cash-loving Hollywood execs.

Yes, the little blue forest-dwelling creatures known as THE SMURFS will come to computer-generated life thanks to Columbia and Sony. The creation of Belgian cartoonist Peyo expanded from comics to an unavoidable series of figurines, games, toys, ice shows, songs and cartoons, and will become a live-action/CG combo a la ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS. Astonishingly, this hasn't happened until now.

Columbia co-president Doug Belgrad actually made the following statement: "We're very excited to introduce a new generation to Papa Smurf, Smurfette and the other smurftastic Smurfs in all of their 'three-apple-tall' glory."

For those who are somehow unfamiliar with the world of Smurfs, the popular property involves a village of small blue shirtless dudes with singular defining traits who spend their days avoiding the evil sorcerer Gargamel and getting shot down by the only single chick in town.
Extra Tidbit: I used to watch the cartoon religiously as a kid, but never really knew why. Only in retrospect did I come to realize the truth: I'm infatuated with blue-skinned blonde babes. The therapy helps.
Source: Variety

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9:02PM on 06/10/2008

Smurf porn

Yah, I remember that email... someone needs to attach that pic to the email and get it going again so we can all feel deeply wrong all over again.
Yah, I remember that email... someone needs to attach that pic to the email and get it going again so we can all feel deeply wrong all over again.
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12:21PM on 06/10/2008

In other disturbing news...

Following up on the pic...
A loooong time ago, there was an email FWD going around that was a spoof erotic story of the annual Smurf Gang Bang, I'm embarrassed/bothered that I'm even bringing this up, but it WAS friggin' hysterical.
...but unlike most email jokes - I never saw it again - anyone?
Following up on the pic...
A loooong time ago, there was an email FWD going around that was a spoof erotic story of the annual Smurf Gang Bang, I'm embarrassed/bothered that I'm even bringing this up, but it WAS friggin' hysterical.
...but unlike most email jokes - I never saw it again - anyone?
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7:50AM on 06/10/2008
That picture is ever so slightly disturbing.
That picture is ever so slightly disturbing.
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6:55AM on 06/10/2008
She could be Dr. Manhattan's wife.

I feel that I've grown too old for any film about the Smurfs, but maybe it'll be better than the stuff kids are getting nowdays.
She could be Dr. Manhattan's wife.

I feel that I've grown too old for any film about the Smurfs, but maybe it'll be better than the stuff kids are getting nowdays.
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1:32AM on 06/10/2008

well..

I can tell why you are infatuated. Anyone will go crazy over a pic like that. lol.
I can tell why you are infatuated. Anyone will go crazy over a pic like that. lol.
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