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So this is what Jessica Alba will look like in Spy Kids 4

Apr. 20, 2011by: Dave Davis

Did you enjoy the SPY KIDS movies but secretly wished the main characters were still in diapers? SPY KIDS 4: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD will apparently address that for you.

After making a bloody mess in MACHETE, filmmaker Robert Rodriguez gets back to family-friendly fare with the 3D movie, due in theaters August 19th, 2011. Here's a look at new star Jessica Alba and her little humanoid poop-machine.

The synopsis: On the surface, Marissa Cortez Wilson (Jessica Alba) has it all...married to a famous spy hunting television reporter, a new baby and intelligent twin step kids. But in reality, trying to mother Rebecca (Rowan Blanchard) and Cecil (Mason Cook), who clearly don’t want her around, is her toughest challenge yet. Also, her husband, Wilbur (Joel McHale), wouldn’t know a spy if he lived with one which is exactly the case - Marissa’s a retired secret agent.

Marissa’s world is turned upside down when the maniacal Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) threatens to take over the planet and she’s called back into action by the head of OSS, home of the greatest spies and where the now-defunct Spy Kids division was created. With Armageddon quickly approaching, Rebecca and Cecil are thrust into action when they learn their boring stepmom was once a top agent and now the world’s most competitive ten year olds are forced to put their bickering aside and rely on their wits. With a little help from a couple of very familiar Spy Kids, Carmen (Alexa Vega) and Juni Cortez (Daryl Sabara), and some mind-blowing gadgets, they just may be able to save the world and possibly bring their family together while they’re at it.

Extra Tidbit: Is it sad that Joel McHale is the only thing that makes me even remotely interested in seeing this?
Source: Coming Soon

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11:05PM on 04/20/2011

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Dead as a zombie. I did love the face implant scene and her acting skills in killer inside me though. Good movie too. Ummm I used to like her back in the day. hey guys remember dark angel. good show. I loved that show.
Dead as a zombie. I did love the face implant scene and her acting skills in killer inside me though. Good movie too. Ummm I used to like her back in the day. hey guys remember dark angel. good show. I loved that show.
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11:08PM on 04/20/2011
I've tried to ignore all of the Spy Kids movies. Here's to ignoring the next one!
I've tried to ignore all of the Spy Kids movies. Here's to ignoring the next one!
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11:17PM on 04/20/2011
This sounds like a remake of the original Spy Kids. The first two films were okay kid films...but seriously, is this REALLY a bankable series?
This sounds like a remake of the original Spy Kids. The first two films were okay kid films...but seriously, is this REALLY a bankable series?
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11:18PM on 04/20/2011
The first Spy Kids is a genuinely great family film. Smart, well-paced, charming Nothing since has been worth anyone's time (in the world.)

Rodriguez is at his best when he's making original projects, not repackaging that originality with sequels.
The first Spy Kids is a genuinely great family film. Smart, well-paced, charming Nothing since has been worth anyone's time (in the world.)

Rodriguez is at his best when he's making original projects, not repackaging that originality with sequels.
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12:39AM on 04/21/2011
yeah back in the day
yeah back in the day
11:22PM on 04/20/2011
The only Rodriguez twins I want to see are of the crazy babysitter variety.
The only Rodriguez twins I want to see are of the crazy babysitter variety.
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11:23PM on 04/20/2011
Is that her real life daughter in the picture with her?
Is that her real life daughter in the picture with her?
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11:30PM on 04/20/2011
So let me get this straight, she complains about being in fantastic four, and then signs up for this!? Must've needed the paycheck I guess.
So let me get this straight, she complains about being in fantastic four, and then signs up for this!? Must've needed the paycheck I guess.
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12:13AM on 04/21/2011
Can I still call myself a Robert Rodriguez if I've never seen a Spy Kids movie, and never really care to? I don't know why he's making another sequel to this franchise. A Sin City sequel would be much better, and probably make just as much money. Sadly, I'm not sure those Sin City sequels will happen with all the time passing and no mention of production plans anytime soon. What a shame.
Can I still call myself a Robert Rodriguez if I've never seen a Spy Kids movie, and never really care to? I don't know why he's making another sequel to this franchise. A Sin City sequel would be much better, and probably make just as much money. Sadly, I'm not sure those Sin City sequels will happen with all the time passing and no mention of production plans anytime soon. What a shame.
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1:40AM on 04/21/2011
Not to mention, in the Sin City case, a deceased Shelly (RIP BM)
Not to mention, in the Sin City case, a deceased Shelly (RIP BM)
8:47AM on 04/21/2011

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No, becuase Joel McHale is awesome. It just sucks that he is at that time in his career where he is going to be offered stuff that he can't really say no to
No, becuase Joel McHale is awesome. It just sucks that he is at that time in his career where he is going to be offered stuff that he can't really say no to
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9:38AM on 04/21/2011
Her complete and utter stupidity ruins any kind of hotness of her for me....hey, Robert, come back, we miss you, remember when you made good movies?
Her complete and utter stupidity ruins any kind of hotness of her for me....hey, Robert, come back, we miss you, remember when you made good movies?
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10:58AM on 04/21/2011
Apart from Piven, this holds no interest for me. And that's coming from someone who genuinely liked the first two movies.
Apart from Piven, this holds no interest for me. And that's coming from someone who genuinely liked the first two movies.
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12:36PM on 04/21/2011

hahahaha

can you say "Epic Fail" not just for this movie but her crappy career, Ive seen homeless people do more with less. Her and megan fox need a reality TV show, that wwhere they fit in.
can you say "Epic Fail" not just for this movie but her crappy career, Ive seen homeless people do more with less. Her and megan fox need a reality TV show, that wwhere they fit in.
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8:46AM on 04/22/2011
if Tara Reid can do it, then so can Jessica. At least she won't have to use a script. oh wait, she says she never does that, big surprise there.
if Tara Reid can do it, then so can Jessica. At least she won't have to use a script. oh wait, she says she never does that, big surprise there.
5:48PM on 04/21/2011
god know we got enough fuckin stupid reality tv shows on. if they shot then yeah. throw snookie in there too.
god know we got enough fuckin stupid reality tv shows on. if they shot then yeah. throw snookie in there too.
1:43PM on 04/21/2011
I'd still bang her with that dumb look on her face.
I'd still bang her with that dumb look on her face.
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5:02PM on 04/21/2011
I bet Danny DeVito is going to steal the show as that baby!
I bet Danny DeVito is going to steal the show as that baby!
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3:53AM on 04/22/2011

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That's the only reason I want to see this. Not in the theaters, but on television one day.
That's the only reason I want to see this. Not in the theaters, but on television one day.
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6:32PM on 04/22/2011
Honestly I hate Jessica Alba and i dont even really find her that attractive i find her very butter faced go ahead give me thumbs down for having the balls to say shes not that hot. She is just not that good at acting. She just stands there oon camera and is like look at my hot body. I didnt even really enjoy her in sin city but i loved the film. this film is also highly unesessary and retarded.
Honestly I hate Jessica Alba and i dont even really find her that attractive i find her very butter faced go ahead give me thumbs down for having the balls to say shes not that hot. She is just not that good at acting. She just stands there oon camera and is like look at my hot body. I didnt even really enjoy her in sin city but i loved the film. this film is also highly unesessary and retarded.
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