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Streets of Blood trailer

04.22.2009
This trailer has a blowjob in it. I have never seen that before. Right there. Just, out in the open, for all to see, a blowjob. Is "blowjob" one or two words? The movie is STREETS OF BLOOD and it stars Val Kilmer who will now almost certainly never make a good movie again, as a detective who finds out that his partner, who died on the job, might have been murdered. And so he TAKES IT TO THE STREETS, HARDCORE. This movie is basically a Mr. Potatohead of crime cliches. Ah, whatever, all I'm worried about now is that one of you is going to discern that it isn't actually a blowjob in the trailer and call me on it. That will be embarrassing. Because I've had one before. I've had loads. I get them all the time.

Extra Tidbit: We need a "Streets of Rage" movie.
Source: JoBlo.com

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9:37PM on 05/07/2009
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THAT is the actual release Trailer.
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THAT is the actual release Trailer.
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7:26AM on 04/23/2009
i usually can't get enough of standard crime flicks.. just love the cop stuff, no matter how cliche etc it is.. but ths unfortunately looks like a very cheap dvd movie, digital awfulness as its best.
i usually can't get enough of standard crime flicks.. just love the cop stuff, no matter how cliche etc it is.. but ths unfortunately looks like a very cheap dvd movie, digital awfulness as its best.
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9:57PM on 04/22/2009
Kilmer stole nic cages hair style. And at least Michael Biehn is in it.

Now in post production...lol.
Kilmer stole nic cages hair style. And at least Michael Biehn is in it.

Now in post production...lol.
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5:06PM on 04/22/2009

bo-ring...

much like benjamin button, that slow drawn out n'orleans speak kills me to listen to. i bailed on ben button cuz for 3 hours the dialogue sounded like it was done on drugs. i hate,hate,hate when actors do accents, especially drawn-out ones, it makes me sleepy.
much like benjamin button, that slow drawn out n'orleans speak kills me to listen to. i bailed on ben button cuz for 3 hours the dialogue sounded like it was done on drugs. i hate,hate,hate when actors do accents, especially drawn-out ones, it makes me sleepy.
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4:59PM on 04/22/2009
Val Kilmer was awesome in Felon.. massively overrated.
Val Kilmer was awesome in Felon.. massively overrated.
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4:44PM on 04/22/2009

Yeah, they did one of these for Righteous Kill

Meh, it looks okay. I still love cops/criminals movies and it's damn well near impossible for them to be un-cliched these days, short of being the exact opposite with something like The Departed.

Still, I love the ones that do the conventions right. That's why I appreciate David Ayer's work on films like Training Day, Harsh Times, and Street Kings.

So basically, the one "thing" this film has going for it is the fact that it takes place in NO.
Meh, it looks okay. I still love cops/criminals movies and it's damn well near impossible for them to be un-cliched these days, short of being the exact opposite with something like The Departed.

Still, I love the ones that do the conventions right. That's why I appreciate David Ayer's work on films like Training Day, Harsh Times, and Street Kings.

So basically, the one "thing" this film has going for it is the fact that it takes place in NO.
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3:43PM on 04/22/2009
"Streets of Rage" is the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the title of this article. Oh how I miss those days...
"Streets of Rage" is the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the title of this article. Oh how I miss those days...
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3:41PM on 04/22/2009
Are you retarded? Or just don't like doing any research? This is a PRODUCTION TEASER it is NOT a trailer. An official Trailer will not have a BJ or any Cursing in it..So go ahead and bash it all you want, but how about you research it first.
Are you retarded? Or just don't like doing any research? This is a PRODUCTION TEASER it is NOT a trailer. An official Trailer will not have a BJ or any Cursing in it..So go ahead and bash it all you want, but how about you research it first.
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3:17PM on 04/22/2009
It def. has alot of cliche' moments...but I'm not totally sure about it yet though. What is the song playing in the background?
It def. has alot of cliche' moments...but I'm not totally sure about it yet though. What is the song playing in the background?
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2:40PM on 04/22/2009

Hmmm

First movie I've ever seen to tell the audience it was in post production. Interesting. Can't really say that about the movie, though.
First movie I've ever seen to tell the audience it was in post production. Interesting. Can't really say that about the movie, though.
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