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Tabloid Whores: The Movie

09.13.2007

Paris Hilton Let's face it, the subculture of tabloid whore celebutards, pioneered by the right pictured Insect Queen herself Paris Hilton, isn't going anywhere. As long as starlets and fame seeking socialites are publishing sex tapes or getting spectacularly drunk and chasing their assistant's moms down the freeway or getting imprisoned for the length of an average movie or just simply letting naked pictures of themselves appear on the internets, there'll be tabloids there to cover every single detail of their shame spiral. So, it's no surprise that somebody wants to make a movie about them. Producer Joe Nasser is currently prepping a film tentatively titled HOLLYWOOD BRATS that, according to the LA Times (Note: registration required), will be "based on the real-life crime blotter events in the lives of a trio of young celebrities." Nasser mentions that he'll be featuring real celebrities and plans to get away with that thus: ""As long as we stick to the truth, we're in good shape." Wait, this is a comedy, right?

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Extra Tidbit: How bout we throw out some taglines for this flick? I'll start: 1) It's not whoring…when it's in the tabloids!; 2) The only way to do it…is on camera! 3) How's your night vision?
Source: LA Times

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2:00PM on 09/14/2007
How about:

War. Famine. Disease. Nothing compares these ladies!
How about:

War. Famine. Disease. Nothing compares these ladies!
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6:17AM on 09/14/2007
Here's another tagline:

"How they live their lives...
...is more important than how you live yours."
Here's another tagline:

"How they live their lives...
...is more important than how you live yours."
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2:45AM on 09/14/2007

trash entertainment

It's sickening to hear and see all this crap going on in the entertainment industry! I hate seeing no talent turds get into this industry because they have a huge bank account and buy their way in or suck c**k so they can jump start some sort of actingsinging career! People like Paris are so celebrated by the mindless vegetables that couch in their living rooms after work every day. And they eat this shit up and we have to put up with it. Now, these very same people who made these
It's sickening to hear and see all this crap going on in the entertainment industry! I hate seeing no talent turds get into this industry because they have a huge bank account and buy their way in or suck c**k so they can jump start some sort of actingsinging career! People like Paris are so celebrated by the mindless vegetables that couch in their living rooms after work every day. And they eat this shit up and we have to put up with it. Now, these very same people who made these celebuwhores are making people in the industry, want to make more movies about these worthless pieces of shite! Please, we need to be spared the suffering. It's really enough!
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11:23PM on 09/13/2007

One question...

Is there anyone who gives a shit? By the way, this guy Nasser is a Z level actor and producer of schlock television who's greatest claim to fame is the upcoming tabloid-erific "Anna Nicole" tv movie... I mean, the guy has a good publicist, I'll give him that, but gimme a break with this. Does he REALLY think he's going to get celebs? Maybe Kathy Griffin? Carrot Top?
Is there anyone who gives a shit? By the way, this guy Nasser is a Z level actor and producer of schlock television who's greatest claim to fame is the upcoming tabloid-erific "Anna Nicole" tv movie... I mean, the guy has a good publicist, I'll give him that, but gimme a break with this. Does he REALLY think he's going to get celebs? Maybe Kathy Griffin? Carrot Top?
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