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Tarantino's Pussycat?

01.17.2008
When it comes to classic exploitation flicks, few were better at providing cheap thrills, car chases, wanton violence and humungous breasts than the late tit-king Russ Meyer. Although his SUPERVIXENS runs a close second, FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! remains a personal fave due to the presence of the wonderful, bountiful Tura Satana as Varla, the leader of a trio of voluptuous go-go dancers (that also includes amazing Meyer regular Haji) out looking for a few blackhearted thrills in the desert. After killing a drag-racer and kidnapping his girlfriend, the three wild jigglers then plan to rob a sinister old cripple and his two sons.

Now comes a bizarre and highly suspect rumor that our favorite hyperactive filmmaker Quentin Tarantino is itching to make his own version of the cult flick. Even more strange: he supposedly wants Eva Mendes, queen celebretard Britney Spears and reigning buttocks champion Kim Kardashian for his trio of endowed troublemakers.

But allow me to shoot some nipple-sized holes through the gossip. For starters, QT has about twenty other projects he's supposedly thinking about maybe doing someday maybe. The guy's attention span is inversely proportional to his talents for illustrating influences and building soundtracks. Would he really want to redo a beloved boob-flick rather than craft something of his own? Especially something so superficially similar to GRINDHOUSE, which wasn't exactly universally embraced? And although he's known for making or resurrecting careers, would he really want to gather people (Mendes excepted) who are famous solely for being famous and/or nominally attractive? Maybe he was joking or taken out of context, but something here is giving off the distinct whiff of improbability.

Extra Tidbit: Just make your WWII movie already please, Quentin!
Source: Variety

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11:41AM on 01/19/2008

Uhhh...

Where did this "highly suspect" rumor come from? And if it's so suspect, why publish it?

Oh, I see now. Variety. In that case, meh.
Where did this "highly suspect" rumor come from? And if it's so suspect, why publish it?

Oh, I see now. Variety. In that case, meh.
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6:14PM on 01/18/2008
I think QT's just becoming completely obsessed with writing female dialogue. If we ever do get Inglorious Bastards, it'll probably end up being about three female nurses in their 20-somethings driving a jeep around Europe. You know... maybe this IS his WWII movie...
I think QT's just becoming completely obsessed with writing female dialogue. If we ever do get Inglorious Bastards, it'll probably end up being about three female nurses in their 20-somethings driving a jeep around Europe. You know... maybe this IS his WWII movie...
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4:14PM on 01/18/2008
i dono..........three talantless chicks for a tarantino flick. i mean would i want to sit through a movie with three over publisized pieces of $#@!.
i dono..........three talantless chicks for a tarantino flick. i mean would i want to sit through a movie with three over publisized pieces of $#@!.
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12:34PM on 01/18/2008

wow

this sounds made up... GLORIOUSLY made up.

I'm in. Kim K and Eva are hot as hell and watching Brit-Brit mangle QT's dialogue would be worth the rental price
this sounds made up... GLORIOUSLY made up.

I'm in. Kim K and Eva are hot as hell and watching Brit-Brit mangle QT's dialogue would be worth the rental price
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4:58AM on 01/18/2008
exactly! make the war film! i very much doubt this will ever get made after how poorly death proof was received by american audiences.
exactly! make the war film! i very much doubt this will ever get made after how poorly death proof was received by american audiences.
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