Tautou as Chanel

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by: Daniel Barna Jan. 4, 2009

Audrey Tautou is that rare breed of beautiful woman who I don't necessarily want to sleep with, but instead would like to travel with, or walk through a garden with, or cook mussels with, or visit the Tate Modern with, or go scarf shopping with, or walk The Brooklyn Bridge with, or eat soft serve ice cream with, or go apple picking with, or go vintage record shopping with. She's too fragile, and classy and elegant for me to do sexual things with. Just check out this picture of her playing fashion icon Coco Chanel in COCO AVANT CHANEL to see what I mean. See? I'm not crazy.

Source: ComingSoon

Extra Tidbit: Audrey takes pictures of every reporter that photographs her and keeps them in a scrapbook. Adorable.

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WalterKovacs
12:49AM on 01/08/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile

I hate you Daniel. Where the hell is Ben??!!!

Genetic Carnage
10:58PM on 01/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile

Daniel, you do a lot of scarf shopping do you?

clockworkhorror
9:56PM on 01/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile

ah, i would watch anything with Audrey Tautou in it.

ever_green
10:33AM on 01/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile

I've had a crush on her since Amelie and I wear Platinum Egoiste, so I'm very excited to see this

annihilist
4:06AM on 01/05/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile

oh hell yeah. we'd go apple picking after.

JesseNick
11:29PM on 01/04/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile

Ummm... I'd do her.

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