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Teaser poster for Twilight: Eclipse is here

Mar. 23, 2010by:

The TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE poster is here. As you might imagine it features three heavily Photoshopped stars just standing around. Looking at you. Gazing into your soul. It is quite possibly one of the worst posters I have ever seen. But that will not stop you from squealing when you see it (whether that is in disgust or excitement remains up to you). I will now step aside and let the judgment begin.

Extra Tidbit: Kristen Stewart looks bored even in promotional material.
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2:44PM on 03/23/2010

HORRIBLE

Horrible Franchise, Horrible Movies, Horrible Stories, Horrible Actors, Horrible Writing, Horrible Directing, Horrible Fan Base.

Have I made my point?
Horrible Franchise, Horrible Movies, Horrible Stories, Horrible Actors, Horrible Writing, Horrible Directing, Horrible Fan Base.

Have I made my point?
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2:47PM on 03/23/2010

Extra Titbit

Yeah fo real, WTF kristen stewart start caring about your career!
Yeah fo real, WTF kristen stewart start caring about your career!
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2:48PM on 03/23/2010

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wow i meant to make my comment negative, no positiveness for this one
wow i meant to make my comment negative, no positiveness for this one
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2:49PM on 03/23/2010
Wow what a bad photoshop job on Kristen Stewarts hair/skull area! Also jesus that guy must have on like 50 layers of bronzer.
Wow what a bad photoshop job on Kristen Stewarts hair/skull area! Also jesus that guy must have on like 50 layers of bronzer.
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2:52PM on 03/23/2010

she's not that bad looking.

i think she looks ok. i'd do her.

with that said, i haven't nor would i ever choose to purposely see these movies. mainly b/c i'm not a horny, idiotic, teenage girl.
i think she looks ok. i'd do her.

with that said, i haven't nor would i ever choose to purposely see these movies. mainly b/c i'm not a horny, idiotic, teenage girl.
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2:54PM on 03/23/2010
These movies are pathetic and laughably bad. Who the fuck can take anything about this movie seriously when you look at that poster? Kristen Stewart looks like she just queefed, Pattinson is frightened by it and Taylor is a bronze statue.

Fuck this shit hole franchise.
These movies are pathetic and laughably bad. Who the fuck can take anything about this movie seriously when you look at that poster? Kristen Stewart looks like she just queefed, Pattinson is frightened by it and Taylor is a bronze statue.

Fuck this shit hole franchise.
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3:03PM on 03/23/2010
In all the posters, they are posing and looking straight at the camera, ridiculous.
In all the posters, they are posing and looking straight at the camera, ridiculous.
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3:41PM on 03/23/2010
Taylor Lautner just has one of the faces that screams "punch me"
Taylor Lautner just has one of the faces that screams "punch me"
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3:49PM on 03/23/2010

I may be splitting fine hairs here...

I mean, the badness of this franchise has been discussed to death, but why is 'with' capitalized? That is not the beginning of a new sentence. In fact, is the ellipsis even needed?
I mean, the badness of this franchise has been discussed to death, but why is 'with' capitalized? That is not the beginning of a new sentence. In fact, is the ellipsis even needed?
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4:42PM on 03/23/2010
I got ya man, wasn't sure if that was what you meant or not.
I got ya man, wasn't sure if that was what you meant or not.
4:02PM on 03/23/2010
All the letters are in small caps, yes, but the 'i' in 'it' and and the 'w' in 'with' are large caps. The 'i' makes sense since it is the beginning of a sentence, but the 'w' does not because it isn't.

That's what I was trying to say.
All the letters are in small caps, yes, but the 'i' in 'it' and and the 'w' in 'with' are large caps. The 'i' makes sense since it is the beginning of a sentence, but the 'w' does not because it isn't.

That's what I was trying to say.
3:54PM on 03/23/2010
errr... all the letters are capitalized
errr... all the letters are capitalized
4:02PM on 03/23/2010

Twilight: Blade IV

Hope Blade make a cameo and cut Bella's head off
Hope Blade make a cameo and cut Bella's head off
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4:04PM on 03/23/2010

They don't care . . .

They're crying all the way to the bank. But yeah, this has to be the worst poster I have ever seen, bar none. But I must admit: these movies do make some great MST3K fodder! :D
They're crying all the way to the bank. But yeah, this has to be the worst poster I have ever seen, bar none. But I must admit: these movies do make some great MST3K fodder! :D
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4:14PM on 03/23/2010
Im a fan of these movies and I can understand and respect why most of the people on this website dont like these movies. The question I ask is if you do not find these movies interesting then what is the point in reading the news article and making a post about it? Just dont read the article and go to the next article that interests you. Thats what I do. Just dont reply to be one of those people who thinks its cool just to hate something. I love these mvies for what they are.
Im a fan of these movies and I can understand and respect why most of the people on this website dont like these movies. The question I ask is if you do not find these movies interesting then what is the point in reading the news article and making a post about it? Just dont read the article and go to the next article that interests you. Thats what I do. Just dont reply to be one of those people who thinks its cool just to hate something. I love these mvies for what they are.
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3:45AM on 03/24/2010
you like horrible movies period....I've seen you defending the worst of the worst. Actors, and movies alike
you like horrible movies period....I've seen you defending the worst of the worst. Actors, and movies alike
9:19PM on 03/23/2010
is that really what you do? Because I remember you posting on every single Avatar article about how much it sucks. So.. aren't you in turn telling people to stop doing what you already did? I smell bullshit
is that really what you do? Because I remember you posting on every single Avatar article about how much it sucks. So.. aren't you in turn telling people to stop doing what you already did? I smell bullshit
4:17PM on 03/23/2010
Wow. Three teens standing side by side. The artists behind this film are brilliant, I tell you!
Wow. Three teens standing side by side. The artists behind this film are brilliant, I tell you!
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5:48PM on 03/23/2010
I would've thought that at least there would've been an image of an eclipse in this poster.
How silly of me.
I would've thought that at least there would've been an image of an eclipse in this poster.
How silly of me.
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6:22PM on 03/23/2010

I'M A FAN OF THE FRANCHISE

However, this poster is bland. I wish they would try something different. On another note, I know there's alot of hate out there for this franchise and I am one who respects people's opinions. But it just looks like you guys hide in the shadows just waiting for a Twilight article to come out so you can bash on it. There's something out there for everyone. Try respecting that fact. I know its a pain for the JoBlo staff to report these articles but they do and for that, I commend them. I know
However, this poster is bland. I wish they would try something different. On another note, I know there's alot of hate out there for this franchise and I am one who respects people's opinions. But it just looks like you guys hide in the shadows just waiting for a Twilight article to come out so you can bash on it. There's something out there for everyone. Try respecting that fact. I know its a pain for the JoBlo staff to report these articles but they do and for that, I commend them. I know I'll get a wave of thumbs down for this, but I'm just getting my point out there. Anyways, I hope all is well for you guys and gals.
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7:14PM on 03/23/2010
I too am a fan and like you said the poster is boring.
I too am a fan and like you said the poster is boring.
6:48PM on 03/23/2010
I completely disagree with you but I gave you a thumbs up.
I completely disagree with you but I gave you a thumbs up.
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6:51PM on 03/23/2010

wew

wew the gay movies is back....
wew the gay movies is back....
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6:57PM on 03/23/2010
Wow. Such an awesome poster...for me to poop on.
Wow. Such an awesome poster...for me to poop on.
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7:43PM on 03/23/2010
Well at least it's the best at being the worst photoshoped poster ever made.
Well at least it's the best at being the worst photoshoped poster ever made.
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8:46PM on 03/23/2010
it looks like her hair is floating just around her head and is not actually attached.
it looks like her hair is floating just around her head and is not actually attached.
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9:07PM on 03/23/2010
what a boring poster...

LAZY!
what a boring poster...

LAZY!
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9:15PM on 03/23/2010
Gay! Gay Gay! Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay!
Gay! Gay Gay! Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay!
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9:55PM on 03/23/2010
Wasn't this the same poster for the last twatlight film?
Wasn't this the same poster for the last twatlight film?
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10:37PM on 03/23/2010
Needs just a little more Photoshop to be convincing.
Needs just a little more Photoshop to be convincing.
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11:24PM on 03/23/2010
This poster makes eight guys blowing nine guys look like two guys blowing three guys.

Every time I see Twilight poster, a rainbow jizzes on a flamingo.
This poster makes eight guys blowing nine guys look like two guys blowing three guys.

Every time I see Twilight poster, a rainbow jizzes on a flamingo.
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11:54PM on 03/23/2010

Of course, these movies are B.S., BUT...

You've gotta respect these three for getting paid millions of dollars to just blankly stare at each other in front of the cameras over and over.
You've gotta respect these three for getting paid millions of dollars to just blankly stare at each other in front of the cameras over and over.
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1:06AM on 03/24/2010
Oh my God! Worldwide teenage-girl orgasm again! For those of you who said Megan Fox looked bored in Transformers, take a good look at Kristen "vampires and werewolves don't phase me" Stewart. And then take a look at the so-called vampire in the background and give me an explanation as to why he wears the same lipstick as Stewart and looks like he's having bowel issues.

Seriously, why do people even pay to see these dumb-as-shit movies? I mean everyone disses Transformers and Hulk and even
Oh my God! Worldwide teenage-girl orgasm again! For those of you who said Megan Fox looked bored in Transformers, take a good look at Kristen "vampires and werewolves don't phase me" Stewart. And then take a look at the so-called vampire in the background and give me an explanation as to why he wears the same lipstick as Stewart and looks like he's having bowel issues.

Seriously, why do people even pay to see these dumb-as-shit movies? I mean everyone disses Transformers and Hulk and even The Dark Knight but for some reason Twilight's okay?
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1:09AM on 03/24/2010

Choice...

... okay, she has to choose between a Vampire and a Werewolf. Yeah yeah, we know.

Make her choice a bit more complicated. Bring in a hot young Egyptian Mummy or a hunky bare chested Creature From the Black Lagoon.

Or get modern and have her getting all moist over a well built Predator.
... okay, she has to choose between a Vampire and a Werewolf. Yeah yeah, we know.

Make her choice a bit more complicated. Bring in a hot young Egyptian Mummy or a hunky bare chested Creature From the Black Lagoon.

Or get modern and have her getting all moist over a well built Predator.
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1:09AM on 03/24/2010
Blah.
Blah.
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3:46AM on 03/24/2010
Why does Jacob look a video game character?
Why does Jacob look a video game character?
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3:48AM on 03/24/2010

..................

I can understand why some people like movies I don't really care for too much, like Burn After Reading.

But really I don't get these movies, and neither can my friends, which I just made them watch New Moon, and they couldn't believe why this garbage was so popular. Whats to like? Bad acting, bad story, bad script, bad source material, bad special effects, bad [link] really don't understand what's to like. Even as a girl, I would say this movie is insulting saying it's for women, I ">
I can understand why some people like movies I don't really care for too much, like Burn After Reading.

But really I don't get these movies, and neither can my friends, which I just made them watch New Moon, and they couldn't believe why this garbage was so popular. Whats to like? Bad acting, bad story, bad script, bad source material, bad special effects, bad [link] really don't understand what's to like. Even as a girl, I would say this movie is insulting saying it's for women, I would be offended.
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7:22AM on 03/24/2010
I laughed my ass off at that poster.
I laughed my ass off at that poster.
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9:33AM on 03/24/2010

LOL

Bella looks fucking bored, or stoned. One of the two.
Bella looks fucking bored, or stoned. One of the two.
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10:54AM on 03/24/2010
looks like recycled images from New Moon slapped on a poster with the Eclise logo on it.
looks like recycled images from New Moon slapped on a poster with the Eclise logo on it.
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