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03.16.2009
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Another international poster for the upcoming batshit actioner CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE has come online showing us a yellow surrounded Jason Statham as adrenaline junkie Chev Chelios ready to go on a ridiculously insane, adrenaline-fueled ride. This time around, ole Chevy is implanted with an artificial heart that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep pumping so he's gotta bang the shit out of Amy Smart in public until he finds out who gave him the electrically charged ticker. The public boning continues on April 17th.

CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE

Extra Tidbit: Statham was originally slated to play Private Cooper in DOG SOLDIERS but dropped out to star in GHOSTS OF MARS.
Source: Lionsgate

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11:35AM on 03/17/2009
The first Crank was awesome, I'm already in line for the sequel.
The first Crank was awesome, I'm already in line for the sequel.
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11:19PM on 03/16/2009
Crank was stupid, but really fun. What the Hell, my wife and I will go to see Crank 2 on opening weekend just because Statham's so much fun to watch. There aren't many actors out there that can overcome a BS movie and still get people flocking to see him.
Crank was stupid, but really fun. What the Hell, my wife and I will go to see Crank 2 on opening weekend just because Statham's so much fun to watch. There aren't many actors out there that can overcome a BS movie and still get people flocking to see him.
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11:09PM on 03/16/2009
HOLY SHIT!!!!
HOW EDGY AND SICK!!
HOLY SHIT!!!!
HOW EDGY AND SICK!!
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7:34PM on 03/16/2009

wow

Cool ass poster.
Cool ass poster.
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7:24PM on 03/16/2009
The movie is called Adrenaline.
I guess Russians have no word for Crank.

The poster would look better with some nipple boosting action.
The movie is called Adrenaline.
I guess Russians have no word for Crank.

The poster would look better with some nipple boosting action.
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7:21PM on 03/16/2009
i love almost every thing Statham dose, i loved Crank, i'm so hyped up for #2
i love almost every thing Statham dose, i loved Crank, i'm so hyped up for #2
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5:28PM on 03/16/2009

ghosts of mars

Just rewatched ghost of mars (on bluray) I had completely forgotten that Statham was in it (If I even knew who he was at that point)... His old movies are funny because like Bruce Willis, the further back you go, the more hair he has....

Also, speaking of, I was inspired by ghosts of mars to write a tv script about the initial colonization of mars ... And then like a day later I remembered AMC is doing almost that exact series, based on an acclaimed book( or series of books, cant remember)
Just rewatched ghost of mars (on bluray) I had completely forgotten that Statham was in it (If I even knew who he was at that point)... His old movies are funny because like Bruce Willis, the further back you go, the more hair he has....

Also, speaking of, I was inspired by ghosts of mars to write a tv script about the initial colonization of mars ... And then like a day later I remembered AMC is doing almost that exact series, based on an acclaimed book( or series of books, cant remember) ...

Anyway it pissed me off, I had spent a day developing a lot of great ideas for a series, kind of like a sci-fi deadwood meets Lost, as crazy as that sounds... Deadwood in that its the beginnings of this civilization, and territory, and the law itself, are at best a vague gray area... Oh and with any and all lost-esque mysteries being derived from mars' original inhabitants, or just aiien visitors .... Would have been fun to continue to work on, ah well.
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3:46PM on 03/16/2009
Nice poster. It's got a 70's action feel to it.

I hope they keep pumping out the over the top Statham flicks like Crank and Transporter. Although I rarely go to the theater to watch them, they are a guilty pleasure of mine and they instantly go to the top of my Netflix queue when they come out on DVD.
Nice poster. It's got a 70's action feel to it.

I hope they keep pumping out the over the top Statham flicks like Crank and Transporter. Although I rarely go to the theater to watch them, they are a guilty pleasure of mine and they instantly go to the top of my Netflix queue when they come out on DVD.
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