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The cast of Eclipse looks down on you in their new poster

May. 19, 2010by:

Whoa man, hold on there guys! Do you really want to branch out from your "photoshopped faces staring straight ahead" style of poster that's served you so well for two and a half movies? I don’t know about this new roguish philosophy of "photoshopped faces looking down at you.” It’s pretty ballsy.

But yes, it appears someone from the studio discovered the “Quentin Tarantino shot” image that’s been passed around the internet for a week or so, and decided to make a poster as an homage. Because “Twilight” and “Tarantino” are two words that should be in the same sentence…

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Extra Tidbit: You know shes going to write more books, right? Shes not JK Rowling, you could churn these things out in a weekend.
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11:29AM on 05/20/2010

*facepalm*

I'd rather piss into my own eyes than look at this poster again. You're better than this Mr Slade. You got a teenager to cut off NightOwl's balls for god sake!
I'd rather piss into my own eyes than look at this poster again. You're better than this Mr Slade. You got a teenager to cut off NightOwl's balls for god sake!
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11:27AM on 05/20/2010

ROFL

only made my comment green because I'm laughing hysterically at:

a) the poster
b) all the comments being red
c) all the content of the comments
only made my comment green because I'm laughing hysterically at:

a) the poster
b) all the comments being red
c) all the content of the comments
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11:01AM on 05/20/2010

ROFL

only made my comment green because I'm laughing hysterically at:

a) the poster
b) all the comments being red
c) all the content of the comments
only made my comment green because I'm laughing hysterically at:

a) the poster
b) all the comments being red
c) all the content of the comments
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9:35AM on 05/20/2010
ANOTHER GAY POSTER
ANOTHER GAY POSTER
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3:24AM on 05/20/2010
Oh dear God...I just threw up a lil' in my mouth! Oh...there it goes again. I seriously cannot believe the hype and acceptance this series gets from its..ermm...fanbase. And Paul, I hate you for associating anything Tarantino with anything Twilight...which you JUST did in this article.

Did I mention this poster looks like horse waste? I can't believe there are people out there who'd squeal to this...and even have it on their wall. Good Lord...who ARE you people? Sickos.
Oh dear God...I just threw up a lil' in my mouth! Oh...there it goes again. I seriously cannot believe the hype and acceptance this series gets from its..ermm...fanbase. And Paul, I hate you for associating anything Tarantino with anything Twilight...which you JUST did in this article.

Did I mention this poster looks like horse waste? I can't believe there are people out there who'd squeal to this...and even have it on their wall. Good Lord...who ARE you people? Sickos.
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1:24AM on 05/20/2010
this is SO BAD. Looks like a video game cover and has nothing to do with the film itself. Terrible.
this is SO BAD. Looks like a video game cover and has nothing to do with the film itself. Terrible.
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10:13PM on 05/19/2010
They could make a poster of Pattinson taking a shit and the twilight fans will go crazy.
They could make a poster of Pattinson taking a shit and the twilight fans will go crazy.
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9:13PM on 05/19/2010

huh?

eclipse is in cgi?
eclipse is in cgi?
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8:35PM on 05/19/2010

those

faces in IMAX would make me puke. not like i was gonna watch it anyway.
faces in IMAX would make me puke. not like i was gonna watch it anyway.
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7:33PM on 05/19/2010

Oh cheer up...

... you 3 guys. You're gonna make buckets of money out of this movie for not alot in the way of quality acting. So smile a bit, okay?
... you 3 guys. You're gonna make buckets of money out of this movie for not alot in the way of quality acting. So smile a bit, okay?
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7:00PM on 05/19/2010
Ha ha! 0% comment rating. AWESOME!
Ha ha! 0% comment rating. AWESOME!
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6:22PM on 05/19/2010

WHY SO SERIOUS?

I can't take the intensity the Brooding it's just to much oooohhh(faint)
I can't take the intensity the Brooding it's just to much oooohhh(faint)
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6:14PM on 05/19/2010
You know this wouldn't be too bad if they got rid of Pattinson and Lautner, and Stewart was topless....I'm just sayin'
You know this wouldn't be too bad if they got rid of Pattinson and Lautner, and Stewart was topless....I'm just sayin'
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3:26AM on 05/20/2010
I can see where you're going...and I like it!
I can see where you're going...and I like it!
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6:08PM on 05/19/2010
I like how they tried to not make it look like a Harry Potter poster but failed.
I like how they tried to not make it look like a Harry Potter poster but failed.
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6:07PM on 05/19/2010
Where is my blowtorch?
Where is my blowtorch?
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5:49PM on 05/19/2010

wow

Way too much photoshop!
Way too much photoshop!
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5:21PM on 05/19/2010
So these are our sexiest, huh?

well, whoopdee FREAKIN do!
So these are our sexiest, huh?

well, whoopdee FREAKIN do!
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3:53PM on 05/19/2010

yum

I'd like to see that purple shirt and bra crumpled on my bedroom floor
I'd like to see that purple shirt and bra crumpled on my bedroom floor
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3:30AM on 05/20/2010
Really? She'd respond to your "actions" with an un-phased "I couldn't care less" look. It's like blowing your self-esteem to bits. Try Megan Fox. It's a one-up, at least.
Really? She'd respond to your "actions" with an un-phased "I couldn't care less" look. It's like blowing your self-esteem to bits. Try Megan Fox. It's a one-up, at least.
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3:50PM on 05/19/2010

Wow

They look bored as hell.
They look bored as hell.
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3:36PM on 05/19/2010
They all look like those wax figurines you get of tigers, dolphins, etc at the zoo from one of those machines-all shiney and lifeless. Someone put this whole franchise out of its misery.

PS-It bothers me that all the Tarantino films have a looking-in-the-trunk moment except Basterds.
They all look like those wax figurines you get of tigers, dolphins, etc at the zoo from one of those machines-all shiney and lifeless. Someone put this whole franchise out of its misery.

PS-It bothers me that all the Tarantino films have a looking-in-the-trunk moment except Basterds.
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5:00PM on 05/19/2010
True, but it was almost the same shot when they would cut the Swastika.
True, but it was almost the same shot when they would cut the Swastika.
3:28PM on 05/19/2010

It looks like they are confused.

I think they are trying to figure out if its their acting talent, the script, the novels, or a dog turd that they are looking down on.
I think they are trying to figure out if its their acting talent, the script, the novels, or a dog turd that they are looking down on.
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3:07PM on 05/19/2010
Adobe Photoshop should be ashamed of itself for being used for this purpose. Your better than this Photoshop! You deserve to fix the imperfections of supermodels, not this!
Adobe Photoshop should be ashamed of itself for being used for this purpose. Your better than this Photoshop! You deserve to fix the imperfections of supermodels, not this!
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2:52PM on 05/19/2010
Wow, such intensity! Such skill!
Wow, such intensity! Such skill!
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2:47PM on 05/19/2010
Ooooh! Do you think they'll all blankly stare at each other for another two hours?
Ooooh! Do you think they'll all blankly stare at each other for another two hours?
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3:20AM on 05/20/2010
I think they already did that for two movies...with some extra dialogue in between.
I think they already did that for two movies...with some extra dialogue in between.
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