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The Expendables gets a poster and you get a boner
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by: JoBlo Mar. 18, 2010

UPDATE - Our man at ShoWest, Ryan, wrote in with a brief impression on the official trailer, which just premiered at the fest: There seems to be a lot of hype surrounding Sylvestor Stallone's action flick The Expendables, which, among other things, brings Dolph Lungron back to the big screen (a feat in and of itself). Earlier tonight, the ShoWest crowd was treated to a new trailer for the film, which greatly improves upon the earlier internet-exclusive teaser. There are plenty of explosions and one-liners throughout, and even cameos by Bruce Willis and Arnold himself. If the enthusiasm of the crowd is any indication, this movie is going to be a huge hit.

One of the films that we're most looking forward to this year is definitely THE EXPENDABLES, despite the fact that the folks behind the film, Lionsgate, ignores us like we're expendable ourselves (zing!). The film is slated to hit theaters on August 13th, but today we see what is most likely the film's teaser poster (at least I hope so) which didn't do much for me personally, especially since I've already seen that "skull figure" in a variety of its art so far. Mind you, I looooove the weapons and shit!

Look at the names at the top of the poster though: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews and Mickey Rourke! Not to mention Eric Roberts, Dolph Lundgren, Danny Trejo and fun cameos like Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis (oh, and hottie Charisma Carpenter). Seriously man, show me a list and let me sign up today! That said, here's hoping the next poster actually shows us some of these dudes, instead of just their last names. Or better yet: character posters!!! What think you guys?

Source: IGN

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Extra Tidbit: Is Jean-Claude Van Damme a pretentious actor now? All of a sudden, it's all about his "character"? You blew a great opp, dude!

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creamfinger
11:09PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
That skull has really good teeth. Oral hygene is so important.
That skull has really good teeth. Oral hygene is so important.
 
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msgelter
10:01PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Ummm. . .
. . . where did the poster go?
. . . where did the poster go?
 
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Mandee
9:55PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Looks great
And the thought of all you guys sitting around getting boners makes me kinda tingly inside.
And the thought of all you guys sitting around getting boners makes me kinda tingly inside.
 
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Ocelot_Snake
5:55PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
sweeeet
sweeeet
 
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BakeTheMooCow
3:18PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Not entirely sold on this movie yet, but great design on the poster.
Not entirely sold on this movie yet, but great design on the poster.
 
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bramb600
2:12PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Love the poster.
But I thought this was supposed to be August 20th, Basterds opening weekend. I don't know how Scott Pilgrim will hold up against this.
But I thought this was supposed to be August 20th, Basterds opening weekend. I don't know how Scott Pilgrim will hold up against this.
 
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Miguelito
1:59PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
As far as posters go, this is probably as close as they come to instant classic.
As far as posters go, this is probably as close as they come to instant classic.
 
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track100
1:30PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
NOT TO MENTION
GARY MOTHERFUCKING DANIELS

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GARY MOTHERFUCKING DANIELS

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[link] [link]
 
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AnnaDraconida
1:23PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Quite possibly the awesomest poster in movie history.
Quite possibly the awesomest poster in movie history.
 
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Fenrir
1:11PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Total badass-ness. I am so there on opening day.
Total badass-ness. I am so there on opening day.
 
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sdx800
1:01PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
SWEET
Boner IS ON!!!!!!!!!!
Boner IS ON!!!!!!!!!!
 
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JohnLocke2342
12:38PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
This is one movie that's a must-see opening night or at midnight with as many enthusiastic fans as you, clapping and cheering at every glorious explosion and one liner.
This is one movie that's a must-see opening night or at midnight with as many enthusiastic fans as you, clapping and cheering at every glorious explosion and one liner.
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willthechill90
12:41PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
hell yeah
hell yeah
 
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Reynar Tedros
12:08PM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Golden Schmoe lock?
It'll certainly get my vote for Best Poster.
It'll certainly get my vote for Best Poster.
 
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wolverinerpt
11:52AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Very nice!
This'll be Inglorious Basterds without all the lengthy dialogue....Thank God they are bringing back some good 'ol action flix of yore...just saw the trailer for The Mechanic too and I'm pretty hyped!
This'll be Inglorious Basterds without all the lengthy dialogue....Thank God they are bringing back some good 'ol action flix of yore...just saw the trailer for The Mechanic too and I'm pretty hyped!
 
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HoyleHaw
10:55AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Trejo??
Where is this Danny Trejo talk coming from?



DANNY TREJO IS NOT IN THIS!!!



Predators? Yes.

MACHETE? Si.

Expendables? No
Where is this Danny Trejo talk coming from?



DANNY TREJO IS NOT IN THIS!!!



Predators? Yes.

MACHETE? Si.

Expendables? No
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jc11981
2:16AM on 03/19/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
try imdb.com damba** you will then find out exactly where danny trejo is.
try imdb.com damba** you will then find out exactly where danny trejo is.
 
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The Phantom
10:42AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Van Damme obviously had some good reason not to be a part of the film. He's almost always been about "character", even if he has slipped up a few times. In recent years, he's considered character more important than ever, and if Stallone offered him a poorly written or poorly explained character, I have no problem with him turning down a role. Despite how fucking badass it would be.
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Van Damme obviously had some good reason not to be a part of the film. He's almost always been about "character", even if he has slipped up a few times. In recent years, he's considered character more important than ever, and if Stallone offered him a poorly written or poorly explained character, I have no problem with him turning down a role. Despite how fucking badass it would be.



Almost, righteous poster.
 
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Skellington
10:13AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Extra tidbit: Van Damme has always been pretentious.
Extra tidbit: Van Damme has always been pretentious.
 
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Major Schaefer
10:04AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Truly a work of art!! I really hate Van Damme passed but as long as I get Arnold and Stallone together I don't care! Bring it on!
Truly a work of art!! I really hate Van Damme passed but as long as I get Arnold and Stallone together I don't care! Bring it on!
 
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Thumbs
9:54AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Thumbs up for artistry in movie posters. iconic.
Thumbs up for artistry in movie posters. iconic.
 
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IwishIwasBond
9:44AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Yaay 2010 the return of the ensemble actioner. The Expendables, The A-Team, Machete, Predators and The Losers. The Expendables is number 1 on my list this year though. I'm a child of the 80's actioner so this is heaven to me. Machete is out this year yeah??
Yaay 2010 the return of the ensemble actioner. The Expendables, The A-Team, Machete, Predators and The Losers. The Expendables is number 1 on my list this year though. I'm a child of the 80's actioner so this is heaven to me. Machete is out this year yeah??
 
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The Forth Wort
7:48AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Cool.
I also find it amusing that someone on the boards was critisised for labelling something boner worthy, and yet as soon as 'boss man' says the same thing everyone loves it...
I also find it amusing that someone on the boards was critisised for labelling something boner worthy, and yet as soon as 'boss man' says the same thing everyone loves it...
 
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Huttjos
7:43AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
very nice.



Sucks to be you, Van Damme
very nice.



Sucks to be you, Van Damme
 
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drexxell
7:11AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
They had me at Steve Austin...
...any movie with the six million dollar man in it is worth seeing!!!
...any movie with the six million dollar man in it is worth seeing!!!
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polarboy
10:02AM on 03/19/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hehe...I really, really hope you're joking dude.
Hehe...I really, really hope you're joking dude.
 
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Captain Planet
7:11AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Boner pending R-rating.
Boner pending R-rating.
 
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optimusprime24
6:56AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
wicked poster
wicked poster
 
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Captain Thorpe
5:48AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Good poster! Sends the message without resorting photoshopped heads. Good to see Lundgren's name appear in the marketing. lol@emjoi!
Good poster! Sends the message without resorting photoshopped heads. Good to see Lundgren's name appear in the marketing. lol@emjoi!
 
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dew007
4:58AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Not a bad poster, but i am sure the next one will be better, and this movie will kiss ass. Its a long time comming.
Not a bad poster, but i am sure the next one will be better, and this movie will kiss ass. Its a long time comming.
 
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polarboy
4:50AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Awesome poster. I'm a wrestling fan (yeah call it bullshit, call me naive, whatever...it's entertaining) so I'm really waiting to see what Austin does in this. The guy's badass in action movies, gotta' give him that. Plus this thing's just painted with adrenaline and testosterone and manpower and just plain ol' bloodthirsty guys (some of which used to be hooked onto steroids). Good times, good...
Awesome poster. I'm a wrestling fan (yeah call it bullshit, call me naive, whatever...it's entertaining) so I'm really waiting to see what Austin does in this. The guy's badass in action movies, gotta' give him that. Plus this thing's just painted with adrenaline and testosterone and manpower and just plain ol' bloodthirsty guys (some of which used to be hooked onto steroids). Good times, good times. :)
 
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LB130
4:31AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I cannot wait for this film, poster looks really cool too.
I cannot wait for this film, poster looks really cool too.
 
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Mut
3:41AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I want it.
I want it.
 
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rhymebomb
3:27AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
skulls are cool again. especially metal ones. with gun wings.
skulls are cool again. especially metal ones. with gun wings.
 
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Netforce
2:30AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Love the poster. Personally I would like to see a poster that features all the casts - not just their names, but their actual photos.
Love the poster. Personally I would like to see a poster that features all the casts - not just their names, but their actual photos.
 
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emjoi
2:22AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
An Experiment.
Sylvester

Jason

Jet

Dolph

Randy

Steve

Terry

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Mickey



... just seeing how it would look,
Sylvester

Jason

Jet

Dolph

Randy

Steve

Terry

and

Mickey



... just seeing how it would look,
 
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Cop No. 633
2:15AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wow, that poster looks better than the awful trailer that came out. Tis a shame. I still think it's awesome that Terry Crews can now officially just go by his last name. That's awesome. He's come a long way. He's also the funniest of the bunch.
Wow, that poster looks better than the awful trailer that came out. Tis a shame. I still think it's awesome that Terry Crews can now officially just go by his last name. That's awesome. He's come a long way. He's also the funniest of the bunch.
 
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brewsky99
2:08AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Mr Stallone thanks for putting this film together,its the sort of film we always wished for but hollywood has failed to deliver.
Mr Stallone thanks for putting this film together,its the sort of film we always wished for but hollywood has failed to deliver.
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Netforce
2:29AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
My sentiment exactly! This kind of movie should have been made a long time ago.
My sentiment exactly! This kind of movie should have been made a long time ago.
 
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ChrisWalken
1:57AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I had no clue Charisma Carpenter was in this flick. I'm actually watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer as I type. My excitement-meter for this movie is officially redlining.
I had no clue Charisma Carpenter was in this flick. I'm actually watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer as I type. My excitement-meter for this movie is officially redlining.
 
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JakeLikesMovies
1:57AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Boner?
What bone- oh wait there it is!
What bone- oh wait there it is!
 
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Terminal_83
1:53AM on 03/18/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Great poster. I actually want to see this.
Great poster. I actually want to see this.