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The first poster for Fifty Shades of Grey only wants to tease

Jan. 24, 2014by:

Everyone, please refrain from ripping off all of your clothing after checking out the first poster for FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. It will make you hot, sweaty, and aching for more because in the end its just a filthy tease.

Its so hard to write that without rolling my eyes. Hey, the book of kink written by E.L. James may not get me all hot in the pants, but there many ladies out there who are ready for the sexy adventures of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele. Its funny going across the sites that are sharing this poster then reading the comments from fans of the novel. Example: I WILL NOT SEE THIS MOVIE WITH THIS CAST! IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT I SAW IN MY HEAD.If only you could see the expression on my face right at this moment.

Back to the poster, its your standard back to the camera shot. It looks like something straight out of MAD MEN. The tagline is classic trashy romance novel drivel: Mr. Grey will see you now. Do you still have your underpants? Wait, nevermind.

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The highly anticipated film adaptation of the #1 bestselling book, following the relationship of 27-year-old billionaire Christian Grey and college student Anastasia Steele.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson hits theaters on August 1, 2014.

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9:06AM on 01/27/2014
E! Online posted an article (take that at face value) about the book's raciest scenes and what they would be "replaced" with. According to that article, this is going to be Dawson's Creek with some butt shots. I can't wait to watch this fail so hard.
E! Online posted an article (take that at face value) about the book's raciest scenes and what they would be "replaced" with. According to that article, this is going to be Dawson's Creek with some butt shots. I can't wait to watch this fail so hard.
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12:59PM on 01/26/2014

Charlie Hunnam got smart and bailed

This movie is gonna be Skinemax material on a movie screen, nothing really risque, I doubt if it will be any better than Secretary if by some chance it is actually watchable.
This movie is gonna be Skinemax material on a movie screen, nothing really risque, I doubt if it will be any better than Secretary if by some chance it is actually watchable.
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7:07AM on 01/26/2014

Massive neck. No shoulders.

..and when did grey become a sexy colour?
..and when did grey become a sexy colour?
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1:03AM on 01/26/2014

of course i'm gonna watch this in theaters!

and i'm gonna try to look creepy as fuck.
and i'm gonna try to look creepy as fuck.
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3:03PM on 01/25/2014
Uh-oh, I smell a potential revival of the erotic thriller sub-genre. How long before a "reboot" of '9 1/2 Weeks'? Or 'Last Tango in Paris 2: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'?
Uh-oh, I smell a potential revival of the erotic thriller sub-genre. How long before a "reboot" of '9 1/2 Weeks'? Or 'Last Tango in Paris 2: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'?
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1:17PM on 01/25/2014

Trying to keep an open mind here.

This might be the 1st time all that kinky stuff will not be for comedic or torture porn purpose. Yes sir, movie history is being made right here with the inevitable genre knock-offs waiting to capitalise on the sucess..... ugh, who am kidding I still can't shake the unintentional hilarious thoughts out of my head.
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This might be the 1st time all that kinky stuff will not be for comedic or torture porn purpose. Yes sir, movie history is being made right here with the inevitable genre knock-offs waiting to capitalise on the sucess..... ugh, who am kidding I still can't shake the unintentional hilarious thoughts out of my head.
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12:15PM on 01/25/2014
Fifty Shades of Shit
Fifty Shades of Shit
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9:35AM on 01/25/2014
I just have to see how bad this will turn out. I try to stay optimistic before I see a movie, I mean who knows, I've been surprised before but this, I really can't imagine this can turn out good.
I just have to see how bad this will turn out. I try to stay optimistic before I see a movie, I mean who knows, I've been surprised before but this, I really can't imagine this can turn out good.
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2:16AM on 01/25/2014

I have a feeling this is going to be this generations

Showgirls.

Reading and using your imagination to come up with sexual fantasies is one thing.

Seeing them acted out on screen is awkward, tacky and corny. This will be an uncomfortable movie to watch in a theatre with 300 other people.
Showgirls.

Reading and using your imagination to come up with sexual fantasies is one thing.

Seeing them acted out on screen is awkward, tacky and corny. This will be an uncomfortable movie to watch in a theatre with 300 other people.
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12:34AM on 01/25/2014
Based on the view I'd say he's in a skyscraper in downtown, looking north-ish. That would be Queen Anne Hill on the left behind the Space Needle, and presumably Lake Union is behind the buildings off to the right.
Based on the view I'd say he's in a skyscraper in downtown, looking north-ish. That would be Queen Anne Hill on the left behind the Space Needle, and presumably Lake Union is behind the buildings off to the right.
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12:28AM on 01/25/2014
lmao so hokey
lmao so hokey
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12:12AM on 01/25/2014
Looks exactly like a rip from the season 4 Mad Men poster.
Looks exactly like a rip from the season 4 Mad Men poster.
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12:12AM on 01/25/2014

Release Date

So, how is it possible that you feature a poster for a movie that reads "Valentine's Day 2015" and then put in the body of the article that the movie will be released in August? I know that was the old release date, but it's kind of an obvious mistake to make. Not caring about the movie is not a valid excuse, though it is understandable.
So, how is it possible that you feature a poster for a movie that reads "Valentine's Day 2015" and then put in the body of the article that the movie will be released in August? I know that was the old release date, but it's kind of an obvious mistake to make. Not caring about the movie is not a valid excuse, though it is understandable.
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11:47PM on 01/24/2014
Hunnam dropped out because he thought the idea that he had to sex with Don Johnson's daughter.
Hunnam dropped out because he thought the idea that he had to sex with Don Johnson's daughter.
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12:31AM on 01/25/2014
i ment he had to have sex with
i ment he had to have sex with
11:04PM on 01/24/2014
Awesome! Looks like this will be the first time a porno will be released nationwide in chain theaters and be socially acceptable!
Awesome! Looks like this will be the first time a porno will be released nationwide in chain theaters and be socially acceptable!
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10:49PM on 01/24/2014
The Space Needle is a phallic symbol. It's clever, see.
The Space Needle is a phallic symbol. It's clever, see.
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10:43PM on 01/24/2014
Charlie Hunnam is so f*cking glad he dropped out of this. Phew.
Charlie Hunnam is so f*cking glad he dropped out of this. Phew.
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10:45PM on 01/24/2014
Dodged a HUGE bullet.
Dodged a HUGE bullet.
11:48PM on 01/24/2014
damn right
damn right
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