The first poster for Fifty Shades of Grey only wants to tease
Everyone, please refrain from ripping off all of your clothing after checking out the first poster for FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. It will make you hot, sweaty, and aching for more because in the end it’s just a filthy tease.
It’s so hard to write that without rolling my eyes. Hey, the book of kink written by E.L. James may not get me all hot in the pants, but there many ladies out there who are ready for the sexy adventures of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele. It’s funny going across the sites that are sharing this poster then reading the comments from fans of the novel. Example: “I WILL NOT SEE THIS MOVIE WITH THIS CAST! IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT I SAW IN MY HEAD.”If only you could see the expression on my face right at this moment.
Back to the poster, it’s your standard back to the camera shot. It looks like something straight out of MAD MEN. The tagline is classic trashy romance novel drivel: ”Mr. Grey will see you now.” Do you still have your underpants? Wait, nevermind.
The highly anticipated film adaptation of the #1 bestselling book, following the relationship of 27-year-old billionaire Christian Grey and college student Anastasia Steele.
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson hits theaters on August 1, 2014.
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