Latest Movie News Headlines

The full teaser trailer for Eclipse is here

Mar. 11, 2010by: Mike Sampson

I noticed that yesterday's 10-second preview of today's 90-second teaser trailer for THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE was viewed almost 3 million times on YouTube in less than 24 hours. So I have a feeling today's debut of the full trailer will attract a little bit of attention.

I haven't see any of the TWILIGHT films or read any of the books so I know nothing about this movie other than I think David Slade was an interesting choice to direct (assuming they let him actually direct the film). I'll spare you my commentary and perhaps lame jokes at the shirtlessness of Taylor Lautner, the brooding of Robert Pattinson and the complete ambivalence of Kristen Stewart and just get out of the way while you scroll past this text and watch...you're already down there pushing play aren't you?!

Extra Tidbit: So what'd you think?
Source: JoBlo.com

MORE FUN FROM AROUND THE WEB

Strikeback
Not registered? Sign-up!
Or

+7
5:34PM on 03/11/2010
Ive never seen a Twilight film, nor have I ever read a Twilight book. But if I was into the series, This film looks like it could make a lot of those crazy teenage girls pretty happy
Ive never seen a Twilight film, nor have I ever read a Twilight book. But if I was into the series, This film looks like it could make a lot of those crazy teenage girls pretty happy
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
1:38PM on 03/11/2010

I'm gonna fight for you...until your heart stop beating!

One of the WORST lines ever uttered in a theatrically released film??? I'm thinking maybe!
One of the WORST lines ever uttered in a theatrically released film??? I'm thinking maybe!
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
10:09AM on 03/11/2010

Wow....poorly made trailer...

I know the movie will be terrible but they could have at the very least made a decent trailer.

It starts off with the soft, retarded "Fuck me instead of him" lines and then the score and tension builds up mid-way showing what looks to be the first actual tough looking vampire of all three movies. Then just when you're expecting some big action/fight scenes to show up, it simmers down instantly right back to the "Fuck me instead of him" lines.

BTW, Dakota Fanning is the most
I know the movie will be terrible but they could have at the very least made a decent trailer.

It starts off with the soft, retarded "Fuck me instead of him" lines and then the score and tension builds up mid-way showing what looks to be the first actual tough looking vampire of all three movies. Then just when you're expecting some big action/fight scenes to show up, it simmers down instantly right back to the "Fuck me instead of him" lines.

BTW, Dakota Fanning is the most un-intimidating vampire chick of all-time. Lina Leandersson as Eli from "Let the Right One In" would tear her a new asshole.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
10:11AM on 03/11/2010
I'm going to forget that such a talented director like David Slade even attached his name to this film.
I'm going to forget that such a talented director like David Slade even attached his name to this film.
+6
9:15AM on 03/11/2010
So is this the 3rd movie then ? Already ? Didn't the 2nd movie come out like 2 months ago ?

Anyways, despise the fact that these movies apparently insults the complexity of vampires, the bilateralism of living forever, but only at night. In these movies, being a vampire seems like the perfect fk thing - more like elves in Lotr.

Would pay to see HBO "True Blood" the movie. That would be excellent. And the coming HBO "Rome" movie is even more excellent.

[link]
So is this the 3rd movie then ? Already ? Didn't the 2nd movie come out like 2 months ago ?

Anyways, despise the fact that these movies apparently insults the complexity of vampires, the bilateralism of living forever, but only at night. In these movies, being a vampire seems like the perfect fk thing - more like elves in Lotr.

Would pay to see HBO "True Blood" the movie. That would be excellent. And the coming HBO "Rome" movie is even more excellent.

[link]
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
12:32AM on 03/12/2010
Does this series end with Blade, Angel, and Buffy teaming up to take down these sons of bitches and put Bella out of her misery?
Does this series end with Blade, Angel, and Buffy teaming up to take down these sons of bitches and put Bella out of her misery?
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
11:49AM on 03/11/2010
When will the Twilight pandemic end?
When will the Twilight pandemic end?
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
5:04PM on 03/11/2010

A tad off topic, but...

What the fuck was a Twilight clip doing in the Oscar horror movie montage?
What the fuck was a Twilight clip doing in the Oscar horror movie montage?
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
7:52PM on 03/11/2010
Beats me!

Although...

The movies are pretty horrific, don't you agree? :P
Beats me!

Although...

The movies are pretty horrific, don't you agree? :P
1:54PM on 03/11/2010
At least THIS one will have some actual action in it... sheesh
At least THIS one will have some actual action in it... sheesh
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
1:10PM on 03/11/2010

Think of it this way

After this one, there's only one (err maybe 2) more movies - so the end is coming
After this one, there's only one (err maybe 2) more movies - so the end is coming
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
11:08AM on 03/11/2010
I smell *sniff-sniff*... SHIIIIIIIIIIT!
I smell *sniff-sniff*... SHIIIIIIIIIIT!
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
3:39PM on 03/11/2010
LOL nice Nutty Professor reference :D
LOL nice Nutty Professor reference :D
+3
10:57AM on 03/11/2010

re: extra tidbit

i don't know, i didn't watch it. i'd prefer not to.
i don't know, i didn't watch it. i'd prefer not to.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
10:41AM on 03/11/2010
If I was the target audience, I guess Id be teased. But again, if I was the target audience, I would have read the books and my chair would be all wet. I dont care much about this flick, but there are worse movies out there.
If I was the target audience, I guess Id be teased. But again, if I was the target audience, I would have read the books and my chair would be all wet. I dont care much about this flick, but there are worse movies out there.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
10:37AM on 03/11/2010

There's no excuse...

No excuse for how bad these movies are. That shit Weitz was saying about New Moon and making it for the fans... bullshit, unless you're saying the fans are dumb-fucks. Not teenage girls, I wouldn't want to generalize, I feel bad for this demographic.
No excuse for how bad these movies are. That shit Weitz was saying about New Moon and making it for the fans... bullshit, unless you're saying the fans are dumb-fucks. Not teenage girls, I wouldn't want to generalize, I feel bad for this demographic.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
11:05AM on 03/11/2010
Yeah, perhaps not dumb; but 14 year old teenage girls who are the fans, are not interested in a plot, only the tension and the triangle love story being told. The antagonist says it all; a young, pretty , redhead girl. That is a fearsome opponent.

But perhaps we should blame the author of the books, not the films.

With that said - the films apparently are a financial success. So they aren't that stupid.
Yeah, perhaps not dumb; but 14 year old teenage girls who are the fans, are not interested in a plot, only the tension and the triangle love story being told. The antagonist says it all; a young, pretty , redhead girl. That is a fearsome opponent.

But perhaps we should blame the author of the books, not the films.

With that said - the films apparently are a financial success. So they aren't that stupid.
2:25PM on 03/11/2010
Exploiting "stupid" people for money has its advantages... mainly, making money. But that doesn't change what the product is. Obviously, with the bar so low for the story-telling quality of these kinds of films, and audiences having been trained to lap it up, it'll continue to work. Why the fuck did any of us bother going to school and having our papers graded if shit like this makes this kind of money? So again, your argument leads me back to the idea, or fact, that the people making these
Exploiting "stupid" people for money has its advantages... mainly, making money. But that doesn't change what the product is. Obviously, with the bar so low for the story-telling quality of these kinds of films, and audiences having been trained to lap it up, it'll continue to work. Why the fuck did any of us bother going to school and having our papers graded if shit like this makes this kind of money? So again, your argument leads me back to the idea, or fact, that the people making these movies think (or know) that their audience is dumb as shit (or whatever variation of that you like).
9:33AM on 03/11/2010
Yawn...
Yawn...
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
5:57PM on 03/11/2010

A solution to twilight. Make it vs predators

I say forget the books. Do a twilight meets predators movie. Have the preds scalp the vamps and make a trophy out of the werewolves. That will make for a good movie plus a happier ending for all of us in the end.
I say forget the books. Do a twilight meets predators movie. Have the preds scalp the vamps and make a trophy out of the werewolves. That will make for a good movie plus a happier ending for all of us in the end.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
2:56PM on 03/11/2010

EPIC TRASH....AGAIN

seriously, come on, im being super serial right now. Why is this still happening, i thought these idiot chicks had the notebook to get their jollys off with, why must we all suffer even the trailers to these shit filled movies...PREDATORS IS COMING
seriously, come on, im being super serial right now. Why is this still happening, i thought these idiot chicks had the notebook to get their jollys off with, why must we all suffer even the trailers to these shit filled movies...PREDATORS IS COMING
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
9:56AM on 03/11/2010

this trailer

has the pacing and plot-explanatory dialog of a typical episode of the Superfriends. /Don Bardo voice/ "Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice..."
has the pacing and plot-explanatory dialog of a typical episode of the Superfriends. /Don Bardo voice/ "Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice..."
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
9:37AM on 03/11/2010
Esto es una tremenda MIERDA!!!!
Esto es una tremenda MIERDA!!!!
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
11:54AM on 03/13/2010

Did You Hear THAT?

Did you? It's the sound of a million TwiHard teenage-girl-produced orgasms worldwide. While orgasms may be erotic, orgasms produced via shitty dialogue, lack of acting credibility, and sissy vampires are generally very, very eerie to listen to.

Oh God, I can't imagine what it's going to sound like when Japan watches the teaser.
Did you? It's the sound of a million TwiHard teenage-girl-produced orgasms worldwide. While orgasms may be erotic, orgasms produced via shitty dialogue, lack of acting credibility, and sissy vampires are generally very, very eerie to listen to.

Oh God, I can't imagine what it's going to sound like when Japan watches the teaser.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
12:30AM on 03/12/2010

David Slade Pleaseeee

Guys do you fail to realize that this movie was pretty much made in less than a year??? I don't care WHO directed it, it's going to be garbage. It looks the same as the others. God help me with this crap, I can't believe this is good to people. I'm a male, and I thought Transformers was shit, so can't use that excuse on me for females. This is lowest common denominator tween porn.
Guys do you fail to realize that this movie was pretty much made in less than a year??? I don't care WHO directed it, it's going to be garbage. It looks the same as the others. God help me with this crap, I can't believe this is good to people. I'm a male, and I thought Transformers was shit, so can't use that excuse on me for females. This is lowest common denominator tween porn.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
+0
9:09PM on 03/12/2010
So he is a vampire that walks around during the day. Full on sunlight hitting him and he is not burning. DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE.
So he is a vampire that walks around during the day. Full on sunlight hitting him and he is not burning. DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
3:51PM on 03/12/2010

burn and die...

all ye who prescribes to this foolishness!! seriously, all the fan girls realise that this is a chauvinistic film? The heroine is so pathetically weak and flip/flopish that it makes teenage girls look stupid?
all ye who prescribes to this foolishness!! seriously, all the fan girls realise that this is a chauvinistic film? The heroine is so pathetically weak and flip/flopish that it makes teenage girls look stupid?
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
+0
12:30AM on 03/12/2010
wtf, didn't just the first and second part come out? like one year ago or something like that?
wtf, didn't just the first and second part come out? like one year ago or something like that?
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
10:26PM on 03/11/2010

Not a Hater

But hopefully all this will die off
But hopefully all this will die off
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
8:16AM on 03/12/2010
I just threw up in my m outh a lil, did he just say I'll fight for you until your heart stops beating? wow just wow who writes dat crap!
I just threw up in my m outh a lil, did he just say I'll fight for you until your heart stops beating? wow just wow who writes dat crap!
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
11:12PM on 03/11/2010
I've learned my lesson about saying anything nice about Twilight here, but I really didn't seen anything so horrible about this clip. I think everyone is protesting a little too much about something that's not relevant to them. I won't lie; I'm excited to see what David Slade did.
I've learned my lesson about saying anything nice about Twilight here, but I really didn't seen anything so horrible about this clip. I think everyone is protesting a little too much about something that's not relevant to them. I won't lie; I'm excited to see what David Slade did.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
-1
11:17AM on 03/11/2010

Eclipse

this is the one where Bryce Dallas Howard replaces the other chick that played the red-headed villan vamp! wonder how the fans will respond to that?
this is the one where Bryce Dallas Howard replaces the other chick that played the red-headed villan vamp! wonder how the fans will respond to that?
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
11:35AM on 03/11/2010
Yes, it is. She's in the teaser for a brief moment. A waste of her talent there...
Yes, it is. She's in the teaser for a brief moment. A waste of her talent there...
10:51AM on 03/11/2010
So this movie is about a love triangle between Bella, Jacob and Edward. Wow, what a bullshit storyline.
So this movie is about a love triangle between Bella, Jacob and Edward. Wow, what a bullshit storyline.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
-1
10:38AM on 03/11/2010
I am overcome with joy. Please, somebody stop me.
I am overcome with joy. Please, somebody stop me.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
10:16PM on 03/11/2010
All you Twilight haters can just jog on in my opinion
All you Twilight haters can just jog on in my opinion
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
3:31PM on 03/11/2010

=)

This is the BEST out of the series. Plus David Slade has it in his good hands. You might want to check it out.
This is the BEST out of the series. Plus David Slade has it in his good hands. You might want to check it out.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
12:32AM on 03/12/2010
yeah, lets check out a movie made in less than a year, and put a semi-famous directors name on it, that NO girls will know of. Can't make a good movie out of something when the SOURCE material is SHIT
yeah, lets check out a movie made in less than a year, and put a semi-famous directors name on it, that NO girls will know of. Can't make a good movie out of something when the SOURCE material is SHIT
9:21PM on 03/11/2010
Wait.... I have to suffer through tween and cougar Twilight mania again in less than a year after New Moon premiered?!! Good God!
Wait.... I have to suffer through tween and cougar Twilight mania again in less than a year after New Moon premiered?!! Good God!
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
6:56PM on 03/11/2010
Fuck this abomination to literature and cinema.
Fuck this abomination to literature and cinema.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
View All Comments

Latest Movie News Headlines


Top
Loading...
JoBlo's T-Shirt Shoppe | support our site... Wear Our Gear!