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The Jaws sequel you never wanted is finally here!

08.18.2010

The original JAWS is such a perfect film, it's almost a shame to remember that it's been spun-off into some rather terrible sequels (and one sequel - JAWS 3D - that's so bad, it's actually pretty good). It's been over 20 years since JAWS: THE REVENGE but it's finally time for a new JAWS film! Well, sort of...

Hitting DVD on October 12th is JAWS IN JAPAN, a movie that has nothing to do with the JAWS universe but is clearly ripping off the JAWS universe. In this version, which takes place on the beaches of Okinawa, two jiggly Japanese college students get lost and can't find their hotel. They're taken in by a handsome (yet creepy) guy who lets them stay at his beachside resort. But as it turns out, there's a hungry, maneating shark in the water and a serial killer on land. What to do? May I suggest running around in your bikini?

I'm not exactly sure how legal it is to bill your killer shark movie as JAWS but that's probably why distributor Cinema Epoch is trying to keep something of a low profile. I couldn't find a trailer online (though there is this making-of video, which features a girl rubbing lotion on herself so...) but there are some pics to prove that this actually exists and I didn't just dream it all after too much tequila. Thanks to Cinematical for the heads up.

Extra Tidbit: That one particularly busty model is Takizawa Nonami. You're welcome.
Source: Cinematical

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12:58PM on 08/19/2010

extra...

i certainly am welcome...
i certainly am welcome...
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2:12AM on 08/19/2010
This is a film that demands a U.S. theatrical release!
This is a film that demands a U.S. theatrical release!
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8:09PM on 08/18/2010
Only here I can find stuff like this.. that's why I love this site!!
Only here I can find stuff like this.. that's why I love this site!!
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7:03PM on 08/18/2010
I'll see it for the busty Asian chicks...
I'll see it for the busty Asian chicks...
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5:44PM on 08/18/2010
I like that DVD cover?
I like that DVD cover?
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3:29PM on 08/18/2010
Thanks for that extra tidbit.. ;)
Thanks for that extra tidbit.. ;)
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6:07PM on 08/19/2010
I concur.
I concur.
2:50PM on 08/18/2010

What about Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws?

Nobody remembers this little Bruno Mattei gem?

Seriously, there's a Jaws 5. imdb it (under the title Cruel "Jaws"), or check out the review for it by The Cinema Snob.
Nobody remembers this little Bruno Mattei gem?

Seriously, there's a Jaws 5. imdb it (under the title Cruel "Jaws"), or check out the review for it by The Cinema Snob.
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2:30PM on 08/18/2010
So this isn't that one with Tracey Morgan? Too bad, this movie would probably be awesome with him.
So this isn't that one with Tracey Morgan? Too bad, this movie would probably be awesome with him.
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2:00PM on 08/18/2010
Jaws 5: 巨大な素晴らしい胸
Jaws 5: 巨大な素晴らしい胸
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1:16PM on 08/18/2010
this looks like an asian porn... but really, I think they should remake JAWS and make him bigger and badder than ever! that poster is pretty dang cool though!
this looks like an asian porn... but really, I think they should remake JAWS and make him bigger and badder than ever! that poster is pretty dang cool though!
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12:56PM on 08/18/2010
Don't care about the movie, but the girl in the second picture has amazing tits.
Don't care about the movie, but the girl in the second picture has amazing tits.
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12:32PM on 08/18/2010
With all due respect, Cinema Epoch is an amazing distributor of films no other studio will touch, so I'm not intent on bashing them on this release just yet.
With all due respect, Cinema Epoch is an amazing distributor of films no other studio will touch, so I'm not intent on bashing them on this release just yet.
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12:15PM on 08/18/2010
i will watch this movie just to see the chick in the white bikini. im a sucker for a big breasted Asian woman
i will watch this movie just to see the chick in the white bikini. im a sucker for a big breasted Asian woman
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11:52AM on 08/18/2010
And honestly we probably had this coming after what we did to Godzilla
And honestly we probably had this coming after what we did to Godzilla
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11:59AM on 08/18/2010
LMAO!!
LMAO!!
12:30PM on 08/18/2010
that's probably so true hehe
that's probably so true hehe
11:30AM on 08/18/2010

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if the movie is made and distributed in japan, i think...i THINK...they are not bound by the same copyright and trademark laws, having not been part of the treaty
if the movie is made and distributed in japan, i think...i THINK...they are not bound by the same copyright and trademark laws, having not been part of the treaty
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11:14AM on 08/18/2010
JAWS in JAPAN is right up my alley. For a site dedicated to the love of bad movies, check out www.badmovienite.com
JAWS in JAPAN is right up my alley. For a site dedicated to the love of bad movies, check out www.badmovienite.com
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11:09AM on 08/18/2010

Yaawn

But talking about underwater horror how come I haven't read anything about the upcoming "CHIHUANAS" movie! Check out the hilarious Poster here:
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Almost as funny as "Sharks in Venice" with Stephen Baldwin.
But talking about underwater horror how come I haven't read anything about the upcoming "CHIHUANAS" movie! Check out the hilarious Poster here:
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Almost as funny as "Sharks in Venice" with Stephen Baldwin.
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10:57AM on 08/18/2010
My thing for asian girls will probably get the better of me here
My thing for asian girls will probably get the better of me here
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10:46AM on 08/18/2010

looks great

....lulz.
....lulz.
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10:37AM on 08/18/2010

Is this the company ...

That makes a movie smiler to a big budget movie?
That makes a movie smiler to a big budget movie?
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10:36AM on 08/18/2010
This Jaws will probably have tentacles.
This Jaws will probably have tentacles.
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10:33AM on 08/18/2010
I thought the sequel we never wanted was Jaws 2...
I thought the sequel we never wanted was Jaws 2...
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