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08.06.2010by:

Yes, I thought I would keep you in suspense with my title, and if you've already scrolled down past my words to see the horror that is this latest YOGI BEAR poster, you have to agree I’m right.

Ever wonder what it looks like when bears take PCP and start having sex with each other? Well, now you know, and it’s an image I’m probably going to have a hard time scrubbing out of my brain. Oh come on, don’t act like I have a dirty mind, LOOK AT THAT THING. I feel like if I hung this in my child’s room, he’d be required to grow up and be a sex offender. At least Boo Boo is consenting. But that might be the PCP talking.

As for the actual movie, I just watched the trailer for the first time, and it’s very ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS-ish, and I have to wonder when the next live-action/animation hybrid kids movie is actually going to not want to make me gouge my eyes out.

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Extra Tidbit: Thank you commenter Captain Planet for pointing out the exceptionally innuendo-laden tagline I missed. "Great things come in bears"? Oh COME ON!
Source: Warner Bros.

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2:02AM on 08/08/2010

hhahahahaha...

ok, it was funny, but really...fuck you hollywood, this is utter drivel.
ok, it was funny, but really...fuck you hollywood, this is utter drivel.
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12:05AM on 08/08/2010

Ewwwwww

Is anyone expecting a 3D cumshot after seeing this poster?
Is anyone expecting a 3D cumshot after seeing this poster?
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10:31PM on 08/07/2010
the eyes follow you no matter where you move, add that to the expression, and the fact that they look like a taxidermy experiment gone wrong... they'd make more money showing it as a horror film about the woods" the bears are there...in 3D.."
the eyes follow you no matter where you move, add that to the expression, and the fact that they look like a taxidermy experiment gone wrong... they'd make more money showing it as a horror film about the woods" the bears are there...in 3D.."
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10:29PM on 08/07/2010
Soooo, judging by the tagline and the complete look of glee on their faces, I could only guess that Boo Boo's taking it straight up the rear from Yogi!
Soooo, judging by the tagline and the complete look of glee on their faces, I could only guess that Boo Boo's taking it straight up the rear from Yogi!
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2:09PM on 08/07/2010

wow

this movie poster just taught us how great things can come in bears. god ol mighty
this movie poster just taught us how great things can come in bears. god ol mighty
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10:56AM on 08/07/2010

OMG.

Words cannot describe how awful that is. The tagline ain't helping either.
Words cannot describe how awful that is. The tagline ain't helping either.
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1:31AM on 08/07/2010
the trailer reminds me of another Dan akroyd movie. The Great Outdoors, but that movie was actually good. Too bad Rodney Dangerfield isn't with us anymore. He would have been a great Yogi!
the trailer reminds me of another Dan akroyd movie. The Great Outdoors, but that movie was actually good. Too bad Rodney Dangerfield isn't with us anymore. He would have been a great Yogi!
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1:23AM on 08/07/2010
I have a feeling this is gonna suck! Why is Yogi wearing a hat? Did he wear a hat in the cartoon?
I have a feeling this is gonna suck! Why is Yogi wearing a hat? Did he wear a hat in the cartoon?
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12:33AM on 08/07/2010

Tagline

Fail. I saw this poster the other day for the first time and was just like, "Great things come in bears." And like, I could understand bears for pears, but bears for pairs seems like a stretch and I have no idea why. Haha, not pleased with the poster or the trailer...
Fail. I saw this poster the other day for the first time and was just like, "Great things come in bears." And like, I could understand bears for pears, but bears for pairs seems like a stretch and I have no idea why. Haha, not pleased with the poster or the trailer...
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10:28PM on 08/06/2010
"Great things come in bears."


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"Great things come in bears."


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7:27PM on 08/06/2010
My 10th grade history papers have more effort and creative juice than this.
My 10th grade history papers have more effort and creative juice than this.
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4:15PM on 08/06/2010
They've spotted Anna Farris in the nude!
They've spotted Anna Farris in the nude!
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4:10PM on 08/06/2010
Looks like a fucking NAMBLA recruitment poster!!
Looks like a fucking NAMBLA recruitment poster!!
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12:08AM on 08/08/2010
Agreed....ewwww!
Agreed....ewwww!
2:48PM on 08/06/2010
Wow, some one at WB marketing is getting fired over this. Suggestive isn't even the right word for this, salacious maybe? Is there going to be an oral sex joke on the Snagglepuss poster now?
Wow, some one at WB marketing is getting fired over this. Suggestive isn't even the right word for this, salacious maybe? Is there going to be an oral sex joke on the Snagglepuss poster now?
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2:52PM on 08/06/2010
Snagglepuss 2012: Dude, suck that sh!t.
Snagglepuss 2012: Dude, suck that sh!t.
2:24PM on 08/06/2010
Brilliantly awful tagline. Are they even trying?
Brilliantly awful tagline. Are they even trying?
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2:19PM on 08/06/2010

plushie

It's a plushie poster for pedophiles... (who like stealing pic-i-nic baskets).
It's a plushie poster for pedophiles... (who like stealing pic-i-nic baskets).
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1:33PM on 08/06/2010
This poster makes me a sad panda
This poster makes me a sad panda
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1:29PM on 08/06/2010
I thought the trailer was amusing, but this poster is all up in the face.
I thought the trailer was amusing, but this poster is all up in the face.
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1:24PM on 08/06/2010
Jeeeeesus....Christ. Honestly I thought the first poster was pretty good. But his one...this one...Who approved this? Is this a horror movie now?
Jeeeeesus....Christ. Honestly I thought the first poster was pretty good. But his one...this one...Who approved this? Is this a horror movie now?
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1:16PM on 08/06/2010
More frightening than Doug Bradley.
More frightening than Doug Bradley.
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12:51PM on 08/06/2010
Wow, someone looked at this and thought "hey, that looks like a great way to advertise this movie". A million ways to advertise, and THIS is what they come up with? I mean, I have absolutely zero interest in this movie, but still, why shoot your film in the foot like this.

And that's a horrible tag line.
Wow, someone looked at this and thought "hey, that looks like a great way to advertise this movie". A million ways to advertise, and THIS is what they come up with? I mean, I have absolutely zero interest in this movie, but still, why shoot your film in the foot like this.

And that's a horrible tag line.
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12:25PM on 08/06/2010
This is my new computer background, just to continue to frighten and amuse me.

I can't believe Yogi is doing that to poor Boo Boo's backside. Great things come in bears indeed.
This is my new computer background, just to continue to frighten and amuse me.

I can't believe Yogi is doing that to poor Boo Boo's backside. Great things come in bears indeed.
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12:05PM on 08/06/2010
Wozer that is some raunchy fun going on..
Yogi:hey boo boo, i am smarter then an average pervert
Boo boo: Yogi i thought we were getting picnic baskets?
Yogi: We are i am picking your basket :D

Wozer that is some raunchy fun going on..
Yogi:hey boo boo, i am smarter then an average pervert
Boo boo: Yogi i thought we were getting picnic baskets?
Yogi: We are i am picking your basket :D

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11:12AM on 08/06/2010

Well....

...at least Boo-Boo's handing out an all-new perspective on the (his?) hit single, "Sexy Back".


I'll never watch Yogi Bear the same again.
...at least Boo-Boo's handing out an all-new perspective on the (his?) hit single, "Sexy Back".


I'll never watch Yogi Bear the same again.
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10:55AM on 08/06/2010
This is one of the most disturbing posters I have ever seen. The tagline itself screams child molestation.
This is one of the most disturbing posters I have ever seen. The tagline itself screams child molestation.
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10:22AM on 08/06/2010
Pedobear must be really jealous right now.
Pedobear must be really jealous right now.
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9:30AM on 08/06/2010
No matter where I move in the room, it's like they're staring right at me...into my soul.
No matter where I move in the room, it's like they're staring right at me...into my soul.
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9:23AM on 08/06/2010
disgusting
disgusting
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9:15AM on 08/06/2010

Wow

That tagline along w/ Yogi behind Boo Boo. Just . . . wow . . .
That tagline along w/ Yogi behind Boo Boo. Just . . . wow . . .
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9:11AM on 08/06/2010

Fuck...me....

Here I was thinking the Gulf oil spill was a life-changing disaster.
Here I was thinking the Gulf oil spill was a life-changing disaster.
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9:01AM on 08/06/2010
all you can do at this point is laugh, and not in a good way. pretty soon there will be movies for huckleberry hound, tom cat, and the rest of em. lets not forget the sequels. my dream would come true if literally NO ONE went to see this garbage. thatd be the day.
all you can do at this point is laugh, and not in a good way. pretty soon there will be movies for huckleberry hound, tom cat, and the rest of em. lets not forget the sequels. my dream would come true if literally NO ONE went to see this garbage. thatd be the day.
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2:01PM on 08/06/2010
Ive always wondered about what would happen if a movie was so bad that literally no one, not one person went to see it.
Ive always wondered about what would happen if a movie was so bad that literally no one, not one person went to see it.
8:53AM on 08/06/2010
"Great things come in bears". Always knew Yogi was great. Dirtiest tagline in sometime.
"Great things come in bears". Always knew Yogi was great. Dirtiest tagline in sometime.
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8:51AM on 08/06/2010

HA!

Ok this is by far one of the funniest articles i've read on here and a while. Almost as funny as that one about Transformers with Bay's car transforming in a giant dildo or something and exploding!
Ok this is by far one of the funniest articles i've read on here and a while. Almost as funny as that one about Transformers with Bay's car transforming in a giant dildo or something and exploding!
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