The next film from the Wachowskis is, wait for it, Cobalt Neural 9

Before I get into this news story, I’m going to ask you to bear with me as this might be one of the more strange and secretive “movie projects” I’ve ever heard about.

Okay, so, The Wachowskis are starting to invite actors to the set of their upcoming film titled, COBALT NEURAL 9, which is the tale of a homosexual romance between a U.S. and Iraqi solider. Deadline is being told that the project is insanely top secret, so top secret in fact that the actors cannot read the script. This puts agents in a rather tough spot as they cannot advise their clients on whether or not this “hard R” film is worth the risk. The most Deadline got from the plot aside from the homosexual romance was, “It’s a cinema verite-style treatment that begins in the near future and then spans back over years that include the current war in Iraq.”

In a previous article, we discussed how blogger, Arianna Huffington went to the set of the film and took some pics in front of a green screen. She didn’t discuss exactly what she filmed, just that it involved, “Iraq from the perspective of the future, set 90 years from now”.

Then Jesse Ventura dropped an odd bomb on the HOWARD STERN SHOW that he had filmed a scene for the Wachowskis, and it was a bizarre explanation:

“Wait til you hear what they did. They brought me, and they brought Arianna Huffington in after me. Arianna was there, and they had her looking like cleopatra. What they did… Do you remember what John Travolta looked like in that horrible film Battlefield Earth? They put multicolored dreadlocks on me all the way to here. They gave me this crazy beard that was hanging down pointed, looked like Travolta, right? And they put a third eye in the middle of my forehead. Because what this is, is this is a hundred years in the future, and they wanted me to talk about the current war in Iraq and how I felt about it. And so I got to vent, looking like this maniac in this whole outfit.”

Blain has been known to say some pretty crazy things. “Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.” What do you guys make of all this?