The remake of Total Recall will have what you really want

We know that Colin Farrell won’t be getting his ass to Mars in the remake of TOTAL RECALL, but that doesn’t mean it won’t retain some familiar elements from Paul Verhoeven’s ludicrous and violent version of Philip K. Dick’s story.

We’ve heard that Len Wiseman’s update of the sci-fi mindjob will feature Quaid and his uncorked spy persona, dueling babes, and an underground resistance leader named Kuato. But now the director has also confirmed the presence of one more crucial ingredient: a woman with three boobs. 

As you undoubtedly know, the 1990 original featured the brief appearance of a tri-breasted mutant prostitute, and since you demanded it (consciously or not), Wiseman tells Collider he’ll have one (or three) of his own: “You can’t make a TOTAL RECALL without certain things.”

That’s all well and good, Len… but will we also get your version of this?

The movie stars Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, John Cho, Ethan Hawke, Bill Nighy and Bryan Cranston, and opens August 3, 2012.

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