The Rock's next film
Early word on The Rock's performance in THE SCORPION KING is that it stinks worse than dead man's farts. But he's got a pretty large fanbase and as we all know, acting skills isn't exactly a prerequisite to starring in Hollywood movies. So he's already mulling over his SCORPION follow-up and high on his list is the Universal buddy/action/comedy film HELLDORADO. Get it?! It's like El Dorado but...instead of the....HELL....it's....just....ughhhh. Sometimes, it's so hard to stay impartial and objective in the job. Anywho, the film sounds similar to ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, where a bounty hunter teams with his catch to steal a load of riches from an Amazonian mine. Don't forget about the hot, young girl who comes in between the two partners. She's there too. HO boy.