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The teaser for Piranha 3DD lives up to its name

Oct. 19, 2011by: Mike Sampson

PIRANHA 3DD is a real thing. It's an actual movie that will be released by a major studio into theaters. It also seems to be made for people who thought PIRANHA 3D was the picture of restraint.

This version returns Ving Rhames, which might have you wondering (SPOILER ALERT), "Didn't he get chomped upon in the original?" Why yes, he did, but he only lost his legs. And he's since had his legs replaced with shotguns. Because, of course.

If it sounds like I'm doggin' PIRANHA 3DD, I'm really not, if for no other reason that it gave me my favorite trailer screencap of all time (see below). That scene in the trailer should just be the motion poster for the movie and this will make $100 million on opening weekend.

The teaser debuted last night during the Spike TV Scream Awards, which explains the lo-fi quality and the logo in the corner. As soon as an HD copy is available, we'll update...

Source: JoBlo.com

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9:27AM on 10/21/2011
Ridicuboobs.
Ridicuboobs.
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11:49PM on 10/19/2011
double the D's....im so there
double the D's....im so there
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9:22PM on 10/19/2011
Like Ving Rhames, but bringing him back is kind of overkill for me (the legs are hilarious though). David Hasselhoff showing up made me crack up, but this looks hilarious and terrible like the first one, the very reasons I loved that film.
Like Ving Rhames, but bringing him back is kind of overkill for me (the legs are hilarious though). David Hasselhoff showing up made me crack up, but this looks hilarious and terrible like the first one, the very reasons I loved that film.
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5:53PM on 10/19/2011

DOUBLE THE DD'S

I'M SO STOKED FOR THIS FLICK! My roommates had a blast watching the first one in theaters. I'm bummed that this one got pushed back. However, I want to have a quality corny flick rather than a shitty cash-in.
I'M SO STOKED FOR THIS FLICK! My roommates had a blast watching the first one in theaters. I'm bummed that this one got pushed back. However, I want to have a quality corny flick rather than a shitty cash-in.
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5:18PM on 10/19/2011
Too bad it's been delayed, makes me want to se it even, more!
Too bad it's been delayed, makes me want to se it even, more!
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5:13PM on 10/19/2011

Transformers.........

.........gets shit on but these movies are praised? No wonder movie studios think audiences are stupid.
.........gets shit on but these movies are praised? No wonder movie studios think audiences are stupid.
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6:42PM on 10/19/2011
When they made Transformers, they thought they were making a good movie and instead made a terrible one.
When they made Piranha, they made it to be stupid.
When they made Transformers, they thought they were making a good movie and instead made a terrible one.
When they made Piranha, they made it to be stupid.
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5:00PM on 10/19/2011
Loved the first one, just a fun movie! This one will hopefully be more of the same! And I wonder if RObert ROdriguez will sue for the Shotgun leg!
Loved the first one, just a fun movie! This one will hopefully be more of the same! And I wonder if RObert ROdriguez will sue for the Shotgun leg!
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4:46PM on 10/19/2011
@DarkElfa

I was going to give you a thumbs down, but "losing 12 IQ points" and getting 12 thumbs down just seemed...fitting. This is gonna be awesome!
@DarkElfa

I was going to give you a thumbs down, but "losing 12 IQ points" and getting 12 thumbs down just seemed...fitting. This is gonna be awesome!
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4:30PM on 10/19/2011
love it!
love it!
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4:06PM on 10/19/2011
WHAT CLASS!!!! cant wait!!!!!!!
WHAT CLASS!!!! cant wait!!!!!!!
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3:05PM on 10/19/2011

Agahahagagah

Yes!Yes!Yes!

I just want this series to get more and more ridiculous, I can't wait for it. I also hope Chris Lloyd gets more screen-time to replace Kelly Brooks chestsicles.
Yes!Yes!Yes!

I just want this series to get more and more ridiculous, I can't wait for it. I also hope Chris Lloyd gets more screen-time to replace Kelly Brooks chestsicles.
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2:06PM on 10/19/2011
The shotgun leg is far too Rodriguez for my liking...
The shotgun leg is far too Rodriguez for my liking...
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1:35PM on 10/19/2011
I laughed so hard, its pure grindhouse. perfect
I laughed so hard, its pure grindhouse. perfect
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1:08PM on 10/19/2011
ok i liked the 1st one so what the hell bring it on

the 1st was bikini's breasts booze partying......and something about fish too i believe
ok i liked the 1st one so what the hell bring it on

the 1st was bikini's breasts booze partying......and something about fish too i believe
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12:49PM on 10/19/2011

Bring me my leg... Awesome.

The first one was a gory fun bag of shit that new it was a gory fun bag of shit and it was great. Guilty pleasure if there ever was one. I will see this fo sho.
The first one was a gory fun bag of shit that new it was a gory fun bag of shit and it was great. Guilty pleasure if there ever was one. I will see this fo sho.
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12:28PM on 10/19/2011
Can I say that this is the level of silliness and badassery that the horror genre is severely lacking lately.

And probably one of the few horror films I'd actually pay to see in theaters.
Can I say that this is the level of silliness and badassery that the horror genre is severely lacking lately.

And probably one of the few horror films I'd actually pay to see in theaters.
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12:10PM on 10/19/2011

When I first heard Ving Rhames was coming back.

I had secretly hoped he'd have robot legs.
Close enough.
Although an identical twin would have sufficed.
I had secretly hoped he'd have robot legs.
Close enough.
Although an identical twin would have sufficed.
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11:58AM on 10/19/2011
This movie is not trying to be anything else than what it is, and much like the first one, is just stupid, silly, over the top fun.
This movie is not trying to be anything else than what it is, and much like the first one, is just stupid, silly, over the top fun.
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11:41AM on 10/19/2011
I just lost 12 IQ points AND all my respect for Ving Rhames.
I just lost 12 IQ points AND all my respect for Ving Rhames.
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10:36AM on 10/19/2011

Just Drain the Pool.

Aja's movie worked because it understated its inherent cheesiness. The scares and material are played mostly straight, therefore making us enjoy more how silly it all is. And the main characters were even likable.

Also the first movie had the epic naturals of Kelly Brook and Gianna Michaels. I see only silicone in that trailer.
Aja's movie worked because it understated its inherent cheesiness. The scares and material are played mostly straight, therefore making us enjoy more how silly it all is. And the main characters were even likable.

Also the first movie had the epic naturals of Kelly Brook and Gianna Michaels. I see only silicone in that trailer.
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