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The trailer for The Expendables 2 is definitely a tease of what's to come

12.14.2011

Warning: You will not be slapped in the mouth with action when it comes to the first trailer for THE EXPENDABLES 2. However, it does leave you wanting more.

The first interaction comes between Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone. You think that you are about to be set up for some intense shit but after that all you get is faces and names. Definitely not complaining. Seeing Van Damme and then Chuck Norris do his best David Caruso is exciting.

The official synopsis and trailer are below.

Official Synopsis: "The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal… Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Lee Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren),Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) — with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard — are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc and shutting down an unexpected threat in the nick of time — six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium; enough to change the balance of power in the world. But that’s nothing compared to the justice they serve against the villainous adversary who savagely murdered their brother. That is done the Expendables way…."

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3:55PM on 12/16/2011
so is Van Damm the villian? if so then thats awesome!
so is Van Damm the villian? if so then thats awesome!
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12:45AM on 12/16/2011
gotta see it. when i left the theater for the first one i inexplicably had a full beard
gotta see it. when i left the theater for the first one i inexplicably had a full beard
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2:38PM on 12/15/2011
HELL. YES.
HELL. YES.
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12:21PM on 12/15/2011
HOLY S**T.......... AWESOME!!!
HOLY S**T.......... AWESOME!!!
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8:35AM on 12/15/2011
When Hemsworth came up I wondered, "wait, who's the kid?" Only this cast can make a mountain of muscle like that guy look green and fragile by comparison.

And I don't know if it will live up to the obvious potential, but I'm really looking forward to seeing how it tries.
When Hemsworth came up I wondered, "wait, who's the kid?" Only this cast can make a mountain of muscle like that guy look green and fragile by comparison.

And I don't know if it will live up to the obvious potential, but I'm really looking forward to seeing how it tries.
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6:11AM on 12/15/2011

I want to be excited for EXPENDABLES 2

... but then I remember that I saw THE EXPENDABLES. Which I was excited for.
... but then I remember that I saw THE EXPENDABLES. Which I was excited for.
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9:50PM on 12/15/2011
Sorry off topic but that profile pic has got me gigiling for a couple of mins, good job!
Sorry off topic but that profile pic has got me gigiling for a couple of mins, good job!
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5:37AM on 12/15/2011
this movie is going to be all good things :)
i can´t wait for this to hit the theaters
this movie is going to be all good things :)
i can´t wait for this to hit the theaters
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5:21AM on 12/15/2011

My guess if that Li is the friend that bites it now

When Rourke was meant to be in it he was set to die and his daughter to avenge him. Now Li seems like hes in itfor 3 secs and the daughter is replaced by a random asian chick, doesnt seem like a coinincidence to me. Speculating aside, can not wait for this damn movie! It is without a doubt my most anticipated for next year and this trailer is a major cocktease!
When Rourke was meant to be in it he was set to die and his daughter to avenge him. Now Li seems like hes in itfor 3 secs and the daughter is replaced by a random asian chick, doesnt seem like a coinincidence to me. Speculating aside, can not wait for this damn movie! It is without a doubt my most anticipated for next year and this trailer is a major cocktease!
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1:45PM on 12/15/2011
Yeah, that´s my guess as well. Got to be one of the reasons you haven´t seen him with the other guys on all these pics from the set!
Yeah, that´s my guess as well. Got to be one of the reasons you haven´t seen him with the other guys on all these pics from the set!
4:06AM on 12/15/2011

2 things

Arnie with a big gun...Chuck Norris...i'm there!
Arnie with a big gun...Chuck Norris...i'm there!
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3:38AM on 12/15/2011
Funny how Schwarzenegger and Willis have the same guns as they did in that poster a few weeks back. You know, the one which many claimed was a Photoshop hack-job...
Funny how Schwarzenegger and Willis have the same guns as they did in that poster a few weeks back. You know, the one which many claimed was a Photoshop hack-job...
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3:00AM on 12/15/2011
Expendables 3! Chuck Norris expends them all, then rides off on his Total Gym!! Roll Credits!!
Expendables 3! Chuck Norris expends them all, then rides off on his Total Gym!! Roll Credits!!
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2:54AM on 12/15/2011
Finally we see that Li is in this. Why wasn't he on the poster? Wonder why it says also Van Damme? I hope that doesn't mean he has a very small part. Can't wait for a full trailer!!!
Finally we see that Li is in this. Why wasn't he on the poster? Wonder why it says also Van Damme? I hope that doesn't mean he has a very small part. Can't wait for a full trailer!!!
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2:13AM on 12/15/2011
Yeah, not all that exciting, but seeing Willis, Van Damme, Schwarzenegger, Norris, and the rest of the crew in the film was enough to whet my appetite. Also, Arnold fires a gun! How long has it been since we've seen that?
Yeah, not all that exciting, but seeing Willis, Van Damme, Schwarzenegger, Norris, and the rest of the crew in the film was enough to whet my appetite. Also, Arnold fires a gun! How long has it been since we've seen that?
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2:06AM on 12/15/2011
Hate to burst everybody's boner but Sly started filming with PG-13 in mind - even after fans made the original R-rated film a blockbuster. There were some rumors he changed his mind mid-shoot, but who knows what we'll get.
Hate to burst everybody's boner but Sly started filming with PG-13 in mind - even after fans made the original R-rated film a blockbuster. There were some rumors he changed his mind mid-shoot, but who knows what we'll get.
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2:51AM on 12/15/2011
You´re all about ratings, aren´t you?
You´re all about ratings, aren´t you?
8:30AM on 12/15/2011
Of course it's all about ratings. Ratings, more than director, writer, casts, is the sole indicator of quality. It's why R movies, like "BloodRayne 3", "Punisher: War Zone", and "Lucky Number Slevin" are rightly considered classics of their respective genres, while nobody remembers PG-13 schlock like "The Dark Knight", "The Return of the King", or "Hanna." It's also why the this year's re-adaptation of "Conan the Barbarian" was such a great action flick, and not at all a boring studio
Of course it's all about ratings. Ratings, more than director, writer, casts, is the sole indicator of quality. It's why R movies, like "BloodRayne 3", "Punisher: War Zone", and "Lucky Number Slevin" are rightly considered classics of their respective genres, while nobody remembers PG-13 schlock like "The Dark Knight", "The Return of the King", or "Hanna." It's also why the this year's re-adaptation of "Conan the Barbarian" was such a great action flick, and not at all a boring studio pander-fest, dressed up with CGI blood spatters.
8:44AM on 12/15/2011
smooveluv, while I hated Hanna entirely, I give your response 11 stars out of 2 - People need to get over the R pre-occupation already. Perfectly said.
smooveluv, while I hated Hanna entirely, I give your response 11 stars out of 2 - People need to get over the R pre-occupation already. Perfectly said.
11:08AM on 12/15/2011
Only a fucking imbecile would cherry pick the worst R-rated movies to compare to the best PG-13 movies to make their point. Having a whole buffet of bad R-rated movies to pick from, aforementioned fuckhead inexplicably chooses "Lucky Number Slevin," which is a good movie with a rating of 7.7/10 on IMDB.
An 80's throwback featuring all the R-rated hard men from the 80s cannot be successful in anything but an R-rated romp. Who the fuck would try to argue anything but?
Only a fucking imbecile would cherry pick the worst R-rated movies to compare to the best PG-13 movies to make their point. Having a whole buffet of bad R-rated movies to pick from, aforementioned fuckhead inexplicably chooses "Lucky Number Slevin," which is a good movie with a rating of 7.7/10 on IMDB.
An 80's throwback featuring all the R-rated hard men from the 80s cannot be successful in anything but an R-rated romp. Who the fuck would try to argue anything but?
2:53PM on 12/15/2011
Fuckhead?

Dude, you should probably relax. And get a life while you're at it. I bet that headache goes away as soon as you stop clenching your fists.
Fuckhead?

Dude, you should probably relax. And get a life while you're at it. I bet that headache goes away as soon as you stop clenching your fists.
3:11PM on 12/15/2011
I never named you as the fuckhead I was referring to. I'm glad you came to own it though.
I never named you as the fuckhead I was referring to. I'm glad you came to own it though.
9:23PM on 12/15/2011
No problem, angry internet guy.
No problem, angry internet guy.
1:20AM on 12/15/2011

Wow...

Gold star for you guys not making over 9000 jokes about having Expended-balls after watching the trailer.
Gold star for you guys not making over 9000 jokes about having Expended-balls after watching the trailer.
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12:46AM on 12/15/2011
loved the skull, knife, and gun deal. very metal
loved the skull, knife, and gun deal. very metal
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12:26AM on 12/15/2011
The first one was cheesy but still entertaining. I already consider this one better with the addition of Norris and Van Damme and with hopefully more of a screen presence from Arnold and Willis.
The first one was cheesy but still entertaining. I already consider this one better with the addition of Norris and Van Damme and with hopefully more of a screen presence from Arnold and Willis.
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12:21AM on 12/15/2011

stoked

I cannot wait to see how Taylor Lautner will be brutally killed in this film.
I cannot wait to see how Taylor Lautner will be brutally killed in this film.
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12:24AM on 12/15/2011
What? He is not in this film thank god.
What? He is not in this film thank god.
12:26AM on 12/15/2011
Your disappointed Soloist? I thought you'd get a hard-on if he was in this movie?
Your disappointed Soloist? I thought you'd get a hard-on if he was in this movie?
12:27AM on 12/15/2011
I think you get hard ons by reading my posts.
I think you get hard ons by reading my posts.
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12:13AM on 12/15/2011

Yu Nan

the addition of Yu Nan is very cool, too...i like her...this is a re-teaming for her with Dolph Lundgren...they appeared together in DIAMOND DOGS, which was a decent direct to video action adventure in and of itself. Her addition adds more to this cast than that of Liam Hemsworth- she's the better performer and an infinitely stronger presence on screen.
the addition of Yu Nan is very cool, too...i like her...this is a re-teaming for her with Dolph Lundgren...they appeared together in DIAMOND DOGS, which was a decent direct to video action adventure in and of itself. Her addition adds more to this cast than that of Liam Hemsworth- she's the better performer and an infinitely stronger presence on screen.
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12:02AM on 12/15/2011
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12:00AM on 12/15/2011
the "also" van damme card plays weird...it should have just been WITH van damme, willis, and schwarzenegger...that "also" jammed in there just reads weird...nevertheless, i am really looking forward to this..i liked the first one...which was a huge gamble considering the not-so-sure-thing box office for movies like that these days as opposed to the 80's and 90's (IE: R rated original action films)...but hey, the experiment is over now, and i'm really thinking this installment will be better and
the "also" van damme card plays weird...it should have just been WITH van damme, willis, and schwarzenegger...that "also" jammed in there just reads weird...nevertheless, i am really looking forward to this..i liked the first one...which was a huge gamble considering the not-so-sure-thing box office for movies like that these days as opposed to the 80's and 90's (IE: R rated original action films)...but hey, the experiment is over now, and i'm really thinking this installment will be better and have all the kinks ironed out...i also feel like it's a good thing that stallone is not directing.
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12:00AM on 12/15/2011
Was there no room for Steve Seagal? Or is he just too much of a dick now a days?
Was there no room for Steve Seagal? Or is he just too much of a dick now a days?
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12:24AM on 12/15/2011
maybe in part 3 we'll get segal? and snipes (if he's not locked up) and some michael biehn, and a little kurt russell, and carl weathers perhaps?....hopefully it'll be a decent action trilogy when all is said and done and they will have some next level guys for a part 3.
maybe in part 3 we'll get segal? and snipes (if he's not locked up) and some michael biehn, and a little kurt russell, and carl weathers perhaps?....hopefully it'll be a decent action trilogy when all is said and done and they will have some next level guys for a part 3.
2:49AM on 12/15/2011
Rumor is that they couldn´t find a trailer for Seagal, because of him being so fat nowadays!
Rumor is that they couldn´t find a trailer for Seagal, because of him being so fat nowadays!
2:57AM on 12/15/2011
don't know. He is in a new season of Lawman set in Arizona.
don't know. He is in a new season of Lawman set in Arizona.
11:20PM on 12/14/2011

hope it's better..

then the 1st I didn't like that one to much that love story ruined it :( action was ok I loved the last 30 mins.
then the 1st I didn't like that one to much that love story ruined it :( action was ok I loved the last 30 mins.
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10:50PM on 12/14/2011
I can understand that you guys might be excited for this, but that was just a bunch of names and pretty much nothing else. Nothing worth impregnating the entire block.
I can understand that you guys might be excited for this, but that was just a bunch of names and pretty much nothing else. Nothing worth impregnating the entire block.
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10:41PM on 12/14/2011
Chuck Norris is awesome. That is all.
Chuck Norris is awesome. That is all.
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10:38PM on 12/14/2011
A female co-worker walked by my cubicle as I was playing this, and now she has a beard and a penis.
A female co-worker walked by my cubicle as I was playing this, and now she has a beard and a penis.
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2:58AM on 12/15/2011
LOL!!
LOL!!
10:10PM on 12/14/2011
I didn't love the first one, but I gotta say, it feels like it might have been the set-up for a near-perfect sequel, with Bruce Willis menacing Stallone.

I actually didn't realize how much I missed Arnold in action.
I didn't love the first one, but I gotta say, it feels like it might have been the set-up for a near-perfect sequel, with Bruce Willis menacing Stallone.

I actually didn't realize how much I missed Arnold in action.
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10:09PM on 12/14/2011

Ugh....

I shaved this morning, after watching this trailer I have to go shave again.
I shaved this morning, after watching this trailer I have to go shave again.
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9:47PM on 12/14/2011
Paint me green and call me excited!!! This is gonna kick ass!!! So many good movies I wanan see this next year and this has to be some where on the top
Paint me green and call me excited!!! This is gonna kick ass!!! So many good movies I wanan see this next year and this has to be some where on the top
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9:27PM on 12/14/2011
Let Bonerfest commmence!
Let Bonerfest commmence!
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9:24PM on 12/14/2011
Arnold Schwarzenegger is shooting shit and kicking ass on screen again after almost ten years. He's finally back!
Arnold Schwarzenegger is shooting shit and kicking ass on screen again after almost ten years. He's finally back!
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9:24PM on 12/14/2011

Wow.

My testicles arm wrestled each other after watching this.
My testicles arm wrestled each other after watching this.
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8:23PM on 12/14/2011
Hehe, I guffawed at Arnold's mighty return.

Meh, I thought the first film was VERY so-so, but even so, this? I'll see it. :)
Hehe, I guffawed at Arnold's mighty return.

Meh, I thought the first film was VERY so-so, but even so, this? I'll see it. :)
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8:18PM on 12/14/2011
I know it's early of course but I look forward to the CGI laser beams that fire from Norris' eyes when he takes off his glasses slicing his opponents into pieces.
I know it's early of course but I look forward to the CGI laser beams that fire from Norris' eyes when he takes off his glasses slicing his opponents into pieces.
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8:42PM on 12/14/2011
Chuck Norris isn't gonna play Cyclops, silly...
Chuck Norris isn't gonna play Cyclops, silly...
9:01PM on 12/14/2011
The X-Men play as Chuck Norris. Sorry had to do it.
The X-Men play as Chuck Norris. Sorry had to do it.
9:34PM on 12/14/2011
who said that would require cgi. he probably can do that anyway.
who said that would require cgi. he probably can do that anyway.
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